Mandibles
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Vermonster. Threatening aura. Coal Miner-core esthetic. Pet peeves: Kelly Clarkson
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feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.
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the true spirit of Christmas is the pleasure we collectively take in Mike Johnson feeling discouraged
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
the true spirit of Christmas is the pleasure we collectively take in Mike Johnson feeling discouraged
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we mustn’t forget the meaning of thanksgiving: transmitting highly infectious diseases to your guests
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
we mustn’t forget the meaning of thanksgiving: transmitting highly infectious diseases to your guests
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How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
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wearing slippers and pajamas to the airport is antifa now
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
wearing slippers and pajamas to the airport is antifa now
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The only good gov agency account on Bluesky.
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The only good gov agency account on Bluesky.
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
what was this guy’s fucking problem
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It's not a sink *hole*. It's a sink *home*
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It's not a sink *hole*. It's a sink *home*
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Jeansus dyed for your seams
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Jeansus dyed for your seams
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
My son has no idea he’s just recreated the magic of my childhood spent in abandoned warehouses in Atlanta
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
My son has no idea he’s just recreated the magic of my childhood spent in abandoned warehouses in Atlanta
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Today we celebrate the most sacred of holidays....ladies night at my local ace hardware
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Today we celebrate the most sacred of holidays....ladies night at my local ace hardware
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taylor swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
taylor swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes
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It's always hard to pick a worst day politically, but today the president called for the death of members of the opposition party, and the administration decided that people were being too hard on the swastika
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It's always hard to pick a worst day politically, but today the president called for the death of members of the opposition party, and the administration decided that people were being too hard on the swastika
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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Here’s the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. O, O, O!
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Here’s the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. O, O, O!
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Before you invite Marjorie Taylor Greene under your big tent remember she is a rabid transphobe share.google/lunPQWT2CGAE...
Marjorie Taylor Greene posts anti-transgender sign across hall from lawmaker with transgender child | CNN Politics
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is facing sharp criticism after she posted an anti-transgender sign outside of her office, directly across the hall from another lawmaker who has a transgender child.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Before you invite Marjorie Taylor Greene under your big tent remember she is a rabid transphobe share.google/lunPQWT2CGAE...
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I think I'd know if one of my toes left my body and went to market
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I think I'd know if one of my toes left my body and went to market