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Gucky
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A creature of constantly shifting interests, orbiting around cartoons, cult movies, and tarot cards. Manic lumpy log lady. She/her
Quote post with a gif one of my favorite movies
February 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Oh my GOD King County Public Health is just wilding out for Valentines Day (and a lovely one).
February 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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You can graft a spine onto an ancient jellyfish!

www.politico.com/live-updates...
#FuckIce
DHS shutdown all but certain after failed Senate vote
Senate Democrats blocked a funding bill from advancing Thursday after House members had already left Washington.
www.politico.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Shout out to the Delta flight attendant who used the in-flight announcements to do a spoken word exploration of the essence of the standard instructions.

I would use his name except one of his jokes was “My name is Guam, like the island, but the spelling is different by 9 or 10 letters.”
February 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Florida's opening argument in their appeal of the ruling that they cannot ban books from schools is that the government doesn't owe students public school library books at all.
February 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Last I checked, you want the army to like you if you’re all “no one is gonna coup me.”
February 13, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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States buying into voucher schemes spend more money sending rich kids to schools that can discriminate and have no regulations than those states spent on public schools open to any and all. That's the dream. It's already here.
Yikes & vision of future under fed vouchers…
“Last school year, Ohio sent Columbus City Schools $166M to educate the district’s 41,587 students. Meanwhile, the state sent $328M to pay for the 30,085 students enrolled in Charter Schools and private schools.”

open.substack.com/pub/10thperi...
State Data: Ohio spent more on school privatization last year than public schools in many communities
For example, the state spent about twice as much on charters and vouchers in Columbus than they did on kids in Columbus City Schools -- Ohio's largest school district.
open.substack.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Shining
Purple Rain
Beverly Hills Cop
ET (twice)
Ghostbusters
Gremlins
Silence of the Lambs
Batman (1989) at midnight release day
Leprechaun
Groundhog Day
Ed Wood (and the film broke)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Speed Racer (twice)
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:

Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
TFW everyone is like “No offense, Jack, but I don’t know if we really need a bard in this campaign” and then two battles in, everyone is relying on Bardic Inspiration for every saving throw.
Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.

The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...

By Julianne Le
February 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Working in the eastern time zone sucks. You mean email just keeps coming? Like, for hours?
February 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I only really know James Van Der Beke through cultural osmosis and as the self-absorbed drug dealer (and brother to Patrick Bateman) who watches Fred Savage shoot up and yell about his dick.

But he’s phenomenal in it.
The Rules of Attraction (film) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Wait. Really? Her initials…
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Listening to a business woman describing how cool Austin is while her sister is trying to break in to describe the symptoms of a kid’s illness is making me feel all the things and taking all my “don’t nose in muscles.”

If your niece has a 104 fever, go to the ER.

“Try resetting the thermometer.”
February 11, 2026 at 1:01 PM
The airport is already a cacophony of people’s phones and toddlers screaming and announcements of flights.

Top volume “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” by Deep Blue Something is a step too far, AUS.

(I do think it’s funny that I had to look up the band name because I was like “it was something blue.”
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 PM
The magazines of my childhood:
- Fangoria
- Mad
- Cracked
- Interview
- Parabola
- Add Sassy and Rolling Stone for teen years
The magazines of my childhood/young adulthood:

Ranger Rick
Cricket
National Geographic World
Electric Company Magazine
Boys’ Life
Dragon
Games
Compute
White Dwarf
Rolling Stone
BAM
Spin
Alternative Press
The magazines of my childhood/young adulthood:

Boy’s Life
Games
Spy
Omni
Rolling Stone
Premiere
Entertainment Weekly
Might
February 11, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Age verification? I saved up for 6 months to put a Fatter Agnes into my Rock Lobster for the W4r3z when I was a 2600 Mag wannabe.
Age verification? I remember a time before anybody knew what a wookie was.
Age verification? I once purchased a math coprocessor.
February 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
This is the point where I shake my copy of Frederik Pohl’s Midas World at everyone like a street preacher.

(In this case, the “Lord of the Skies” but it really hits best if you read all of the short stories in it.)

archive.org/details/mida...
February 10, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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I know almost nothing about bad bunny but if he’s never SAd someone then I am ready for the first Puerto Rican president.
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
And just like that, the air conditioning just kicked in.

I’m interested to see how many winters we’ll get between now and summer.
February 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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time to remind everybody that the Super Bowl halftime show only exists in this grandiose fashion because a tv show called "In Living Color" stole the ratings from the NFL; the execs notoriously said, "get me Michael Jackson's agent" and thus began all the pomp

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
‘We stole the Super Bowl audience’: how In Living Color pulled off the greatest heist in US TV history
Turning Point USA is plotting its own half-time broadcast in defiance of Bad Bunny – but one of TV’s Blackest shows already perfected the alt-cast in 1992
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Time and time again, weird right-wing preppers think that WTSHTF the only way to survive is going to be stealing people's supplies with guns and in actual scenarios where things go wrong, for the most part people band together to help one another. Only weirdos want to live isolated with MREs.
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 AM
I mean, what kind of Muppet are you if you're loud and neurotic?
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 AM