I’m going to start responding to every statement with “what’s taters, precious?”
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I’m going to start responding to every statement with “what’s taters, precious?”
I had to pay $20.55 in tariffs to DHL so that my child can receive whatever garbage birthday gift his grandfather sent him from Indonesia. Our country is so great! Taxing children’s gifts will stimulate the economy.
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I had to pay $20.55 in tariffs to DHL so that my child can receive whatever garbage birthday gift his grandfather sent him from Indonesia. Our country is so great! Taxing children’s gifts will stimulate the economy.
A white BMW, a Tesla, and a Dodge Charger all enter the fast lane in front of you.
This is not a joke. These are the most unsafe drivers on the road. Please take good care.
This is not a joke. These are the most unsafe drivers on the road. Please take good care.
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
A white BMW, a Tesla, and a Dodge Charger all enter the fast lane in front of you.
This is not a joke. These are the most unsafe drivers on the road. Please take good care.
This is not a joke. These are the most unsafe drivers on the road. Please take good care.
D: (in the middle of crying about existential grief)…even when I’m crying I can still make edgelord jokes…
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 AM
D: (in the middle of crying about existential grief)…even when I’m crying I can still make edgelord jokes…
Song of the South was pulled from the Disney catalog but not Peter Pan? I just watched Peter Pan for the first time since I was a kid and BIG YIKES.
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Song of the South was pulled from the Disney catalog but not Peter Pan? I just watched Peter Pan for the first time since I was a kid and BIG YIKES.
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Watching this again and really appreciating anew the Bugs Bunny windup
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Watching this again and really appreciating anew the Bugs Bunny windup
Me: that’s left eye lopez. She died, sadly. She also set her boyfriend’s house on fire
D: he probably had it coming
Me: well…I dunno is it ever okay to set someone’s house on fire?
D: …boyfriend? Yeah he probably did something
Me: I don’t know enough about it
D: she had her reasons.
D: he probably had it coming
Me: well…I dunno is it ever okay to set someone’s house on fire?
D: …boyfriend? Yeah he probably did something
Me: I don’t know enough about it
D: she had her reasons.
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Me: that’s left eye lopez. She died, sadly. She also set her boyfriend’s house on fire
D: he probably had it coming
Me: well…I dunno is it ever okay to set someone’s house on fire?
D: …boyfriend? Yeah he probably did something
Me: I don’t know enough about it
D: she had her reasons.
D: he probably had it coming
Me: well…I dunno is it ever okay to set someone’s house on fire?
D: …boyfriend? Yeah he probably did something
Me: I don’t know enough about it
D: she had her reasons.
D: I forgot how good I was at this game. It’s good to be back.
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
D: I forgot how good I was at this game. It’s good to be back.
If you are a man/dad and you wear a gendered matching shirt to a theme park that mentions that you’re paying, not happy to be there, or are “princess security”, you are bad at sex.
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If you are a man/dad and you wear a gendered matching shirt to a theme park that mentions that you’re paying, not happy to be there, or are “princess security”, you are bad at sex.
Put all the Instagram reels of everyone’s Halloween costumes straight into my veins please
October 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Put all the Instagram reels of everyone’s Halloween costumes straight into my veins please
D: (angrily) Your words have action, and I think you need to remember that.
October 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
D: (angrily) Your words have action, and I think you need to remember that.
Spooky lake month comments from a 10 year old -
“That’s like what happened to those rich people, right? They got crushed in the submarine like a can… 🎶 my little soda pop 🎶 “
“…I love making dumb dark jokes”
“That’s like what happened to those rich people, right? They got crushed in the submarine like a can… 🎶 my little soda pop 🎶 “
“…I love making dumb dark jokes”
October 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Spooky lake month comments from a 10 year old -
“That’s like what happened to those rich people, right? They got crushed in the submarine like a can… 🎶 my little soda pop 🎶 “
“…I love making dumb dark jokes”
“That’s like what happened to those rich people, right? They got crushed in the submarine like a can… 🎶 my little soda pop 🎶 “
“…I love making dumb dark jokes”
Me: please don’t put your grimy hands on my face
D: fine, I don’t want your clean face messing up my grimy kid hands!
Snark improvement?
D: fine, I don’t want your clean face messing up my grimy kid hands!
Snark improvement?
September 25, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Me: please don’t put your grimy hands on my face
D: fine, I don’t want your clean face messing up my grimy kid hands!
Snark improvement?
D: fine, I don’t want your clean face messing up my grimy kid hands!
Snark improvement?
Actual picture of the current administration getting mad about a totally banal talk show
September 18, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Actual picture of the current administration getting mad about a totally banal talk show
D: mOM…I told you…the movie comes out October 10th
Me: sorry I have a lot more to remember than you do. Like property taxes, insurance billing, grocery lists, life insurance payments, car maintenance…
D: AAHHH MY INNOCENT CHILDHOOD BRAIN!
Me: sorry I have a lot more to remember than you do. Like property taxes, insurance billing, grocery lists, life insurance payments, car maintenance…
D: AAHHH MY INNOCENT CHILDHOOD BRAIN!
September 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
D: mOM…I told you…the movie comes out October 10th
Me: sorry I have a lot more to remember than you do. Like property taxes, insurance billing, grocery lists, life insurance payments, car maintenance…
D: AAHHH MY INNOCENT CHILDHOOD BRAIN!
Me: sorry I have a lot more to remember than you do. Like property taxes, insurance billing, grocery lists, life insurance payments, car maintenance…
D: AAHHH MY INNOCENT CHILDHOOD BRAIN!
I took a 10 year old to see the Downton Abbey movie and he reacted appropriately to everything, including looking at me like this 😲 in jest when a character’s Di-VORCE was brought up.
September 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I took a 10 year old to see the Downton Abbey movie and he reacted appropriately to everything, including looking at me like this 😲 in jest when a character’s Di-VORCE was brought up.
Is it just the video that is alarming people? Because that HAPPENS TO INNOCENT CHILDREN on a regular basis and a lot of people don’t seem that concerned.
September 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Is it just the video that is alarming people? Because that HAPPENS TO INNOCENT CHILDREN on a regular basis and a lot of people don’t seem that concerned.
Today’s another day of:
Open social media app
Cry at the first thing I see
Close social media app
Open social media app
Cry at the first thing I see
Close social media app
August 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Today’s another day of:
Open social media app
Cry at the first thing I see
Close social media app
Open social media app
Cry at the first thing I see
Close social media app
My child got called “zesty” (gay) for singing a song about going home with a hot chick (chappel roan).
July 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My child got called “zesty” (gay) for singing a song about going home with a hot chick (chappel roan).
Everyone’s childhood just died a little too. 😭
Malcolm-Jamal Warner has died, according to multiple reports. He was 54
Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Who Played Son Theo on The Cosby Show, Dies at 54
Malcolm-Jamal Warner has died, PEOPLE confirms. The actor, who played Theo on 'The Cosby Show,' was 54.
people.com
July 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Everyone’s childhood just died a little too. 😭
Rewatching the hunger games made me realize the only Katniss we have right now is Miss Rachel.
July 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Rewatching the hunger games made me realize the only Katniss we have right now is Miss Rachel.
Here’s how you know I’m middle aged - I’m browsing the cholesterol subreddit.
July 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Here’s how you know I’m middle aged - I’m browsing the cholesterol subreddit.
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The fact they chose California as the flash point is also an indicator that they don't think these things through
LA has like 4M+ people. Sending every single ICE officer is ~20K, LAPD is 9K, LASD is 10K. Going in at 100:1 manpower – leaving zero bodies for literally anything else – is foolish
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LA has like 4M+ people. Sending every single ICE officer is ~20K, LAPD is 9K, LASD is 10K. Going in at 100:1 manpower – leaving zero bodies for literally anything else – is foolish
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Not enough personnel to do martial law
The secret of American law enforcement is that most people voluntarily follow most laws most of the time
If that changes for a significant %, things get overstretched very fast
The secret of American law enforcement is that most people voluntarily follow most laws most of the time
If that changes for a significant %, things get overstretched very fast
June 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The fact they chose California as the flash point is also an indicator that they don't think these things through
LA has like 4M+ people. Sending every single ICE officer is ~20K, LAPD is 9K, LASD is 10K. Going in at 100:1 manpower – leaving zero bodies for literally anything else – is foolish
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LA has like 4M+ people. Sending every single ICE officer is ~20K, LAPD is 9K, LASD is 10K. Going in at 100:1 manpower – leaving zero bodies for literally anything else – is foolish
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Just posted by President Trump as Governor Newsom confirms the new about the National Guard (see my feed)
June 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Just posted by President Trump as Governor Newsom confirms the new about the National Guard (see my feed)
Said good bye to my cousin by saying “see you in hell!”
We both currently live in the states and are visiting family elsewhere.
I have no idea what we will both be returning to but..yeah. Hell.
We both currently live in the states and are visiting family elsewhere.
I have no idea what we will both be returning to but..yeah. Hell.
June 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Said good bye to my cousin by saying “see you in hell!”
We both currently live in the states and are visiting family elsewhere.
I have no idea what we will both be returning to but..yeah. Hell.
We both currently live in the states and are visiting family elsewhere.
I have no idea what we will both be returning to but..yeah. Hell.