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Now recovered from democracy, the rich find their way again to the time of kings and queens.
you cannot kiss the sky just anytime, you need to be excused
December 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
🎵you’re evrything i hoped for, you’re EEEEvrything i neeed/ you are, so beautiful….TO MY FUNKY AAAAASSSS!🎵 #topical #b2b
December 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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whenever i watch a football game I always find myself wondering who the winner is going to be
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
did people in the 1920’s see it coming too? was a pre-code wile e coyote running along until he slowed down enough in say, 1927, to glance between his own feet and all the way down to the bottom of the canyon?
December 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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The bloody ghost of my ancestor Lt. John Bacon, shot dead by a redcoat musket during the Battles of Lexington and Concord on April 19th, 1775, appeared at the side of my bed last night and said anyone can be American as long as they aren’t English
December 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Nice globo blow. Let me guess, itchy?
December 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Look at him go!
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Wow, nice smell dude. What'd you do, crap?
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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my mom: “he’s not pressing the buttons on that accordion.”

thank you for cutting through the BULLSHIT.
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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are you kidding
December 25, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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July 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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I’ll say this for George W. Bush: he’s an unindicted war criminal who should spend the rest of his life in prison and if he and his co-conspirators had been made to face consequences, Trump never would have happened.
Yeah it’s nice to see someone from The Bush Institute speaking up for Ukraine.. might’ve been even better if it was almost 4 years ago.. but I guess we take this
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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on repeat for basically forever youtu.be/WjfuLpoRy6k?...
Tudo Que Voce Podia Ser
YouTube video by Quarteto em Cy - Topic
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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opens file: “everyone involved fucked up so, so bad and should never work in politics again”

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December 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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See, if I'm trying to save the DNC, I go the other way. Name names. Blame people and fire them. Make an example. We'd trust you. Just a thought.

But since it's a game and grift and not real leadership for the future, you can't and won't do it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas :: Unsanctioned Soundtrack (1977)

aquariumdrunkard.com/2016/12/07/e...

It’s the 3rd week of December and if you grew up in the 80s, Jim Henson’s 1977 holiday epic really needs no further explanation. Welcome to Frogtown Hollow.
December 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
September 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I can’t care about microplastics. No one ever tells you what to do about it. It’s just like “there’s even more microplastics inside you then you ever thought possible.” Okay I guess I’ll just die then. Stop bothering me.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Why wait? Get numbers instantly
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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it would feel so good to obliterate these fuckers. shoot them, blow them up. everyone would love it

-- me looking at a bundle of fireworks
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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anyone know if the chicken man in philly is OK? he hasn’t answered any of my texts since yesterday
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM