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Now recovered from democracy, the rich find their way again to the time of kings and queens.
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February 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Hmm. Turns out the evil and the lesser evil people have evil solidarity. Drat
August 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I have what the French call "a certain je miro quai"
February 18, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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My anti Trump candidate loves billionaires hates the homeless and is pals with Ben Shapiro. Now you might think this is weird but actually it’s completely normal
February 18, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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"Before you go walking with the Lord, first you gotta learn to tie your shoes." A phrase I was going to post ironically but then it struck me as deeply profound and I began to cry. Has anyone else found Christ through their own posting on Bluesky yet? And, if not, hey... what's stopping you?
February 17, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Newsom this, Newsom that, why don't you Dewsom work
February 17, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Okay, we gave “world run by shit heads” a fair shot. Let’s wrap it up and do it the other way now
February 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Is there any precedent for powerful people claiming that a nonsentient process has a personality behind it that only they and their fellow experts can understand and speak for and it knows everything and can do anything and wants to help and also it will destroy us if we dont give it what it wants
January 2, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I gotta figure out what i wanna do for my mid-life crisis
February 15, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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(people i don't know at a party)
GIRL: right? all these fuckin creepy old white men
GUY: like a broken record, it's this shit over and over every day
ME (pretty sure this is a conversation about Dark City): yeah plus who they bald asses tryna fool with those hats?? you know the homeboy psychic
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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who up chasin time
March 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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i just saw someone say that we should strand elon musk on the moon with a camera & a gun. then after he does it, go back and get the camera and publicly broadcast the video 24/7. and make anyone with over $5m watch it every day before theyre allowed to get out of bed

wow. sounds like a lot of work!
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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the best job in canada is getting to guard cryo frozen jason voorhees at that research institute run by david cronenberg. nothings gonna happen with that dude for a couple hundred years it is a total jerkoff gig
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest

THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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I'm dutifully Preparing For AI by squatting naked on the kitchen linoleum like a moblin and squinching my face up real hard to show how big i am thinking
February 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Quite a night for the kubiac family
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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ok well, i went to the wrong locker room but i think it worked out because my pep talk was a fucking disaster. i had spent too much time talking about The Plague Dogs to stop when i remembered how that ends. meant to do Homeward Bound
oh it's a little flag guy actually not a bird
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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you know what song rules
Enigma - Return To Innocence (Official Video)
YouTube video by EnigmaVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
February 7, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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NBC can send all the takedown requests it wants, nothing in the rulebook says you can’t post Olympics Spuds MacKenzie
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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Whoever said it was “bad faith” to assume democrats would do this every single time owes me, personally, an apology. Whoever you are you dumb geek
Yes. Yes! Thank you
February 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
when i am high and i can think to myself something like “i don’t know if I can finish these nachos”? that is a victory
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
It’s not fair!
To remind me!
Of the cross-eyed bear
That you gave to me!
You, you, you—OUGHTTA KNOWW!
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM