Neil S.
@usoki.bsky.social
Former NaNoWriMo ML with a petty streak.
He/Him. 🖤🩶🤍💜
He/Him. 🖤🩶🤍💜
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Can you please turn down your comfort noise so that I can hear my more important comfort noise thank you
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Can you please turn down your comfort noise so that I can hear my more important comfort noise thank you
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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Just a reminder for anyone out there doing any early shopping for me… I do not want ANY birds (yes again) for Christmas this year. I don't care if you can get 2 turtle doves for the price of 1 or if there's a 4AM door-buster deal on French hens. Zero birds. None birds
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Just a reminder for anyone out there doing any early shopping for me… I do not want ANY birds (yes again) for Christmas this year. I don't care if you can get 2 turtle doves for the price of 1 or if there's a 4AM door-buster deal on French hens. Zero birds. None birds
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Fellas, is it gay to love your wife?
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Kansas City became a trans sanctuary city in 2023.
It is a betrayal of your fans and our city to collaborate with a woman who has said, explicitly, that she will use money generated by the Harry Potter franchise to ruin trans lives.
I am begging you to do better by us, @royals.com
It is a betrayal of your fans and our city to collaborate with a woman who has said, explicitly, that she will use money generated by the Harry Potter franchise to ruin trans lives.
I am begging you to do better by us, @royals.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Kansas City became a trans sanctuary city in 2023.
It is a betrayal of your fans and our city to collaborate with a woman who has said, explicitly, that she will use money generated by the Harry Potter franchise to ruin trans lives.
I am begging you to do better by us, @royals.com
It is a betrayal of your fans and our city to collaborate with a woman who has said, explicitly, that she will use money generated by the Harry Potter franchise to ruin trans lives.
I am begging you to do better by us, @royals.com
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"My brethren, soldiers may leap out of that statue tonight and kill me, but what’s leaping out at me right now is our total disregard for norms. What you see as an enemy threat, I see as a one-of-a-kind statue of a mare."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...
Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"My brethren, soldiers may leap out of that statue tonight and kill me, but what’s leaping out at me right now is our total disregard for norms. What you see as an enemy threat, I see as a one-of-a-kind statue of a mare."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...
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It’s kinda dumb that there’s a character named Sauron and one named Saruman. That’s like having your two main villains named Becca and Rebecca.
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It’s kinda dumb that there’s a character named Sauron and one named Saruman. That’s like having your two main villains named Becca and Rebecca.
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I would do absolutely anything to sleep better except go to bed at a reasonable hour be serious please
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I would do absolutely anything to sleep better except go to bed at a reasonable hour be serious please
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You know what we donate to the local food pantries? We donate MONEY. Because they can turn that money into what those they serve need the most. I do not know what those folks need better than the food pantry does. So I give them my dollars and they turn them into something useful.
Sweet Jesus, do not donate seeds to your food bank in October. Honestly, don’t donate seeds to your food bank unless you are specifically asked to, and even then I would think REALLY HARD about whether that’s regionally appropriate.
When I needed food donations, I was in student housing.
When I needed food donations, I was in student housing.
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You know what we donate to the local food pantries? We donate MONEY. Because they can turn that money into what those they serve need the most. I do not know what those folks need better than the food pantry does. So I give them my dollars and they turn them into something useful.
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Guess I’ll just keep making dumb stuff until the earth explodes
October 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Guess I’ll just keep making dumb stuff until the earth explodes
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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
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Pecans
Dead Poet's Society
Smooth Criminal (MJ's original)
Dead Poet's Society
Smooth Criminal (MJ's original)
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand
October 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Pecans
Dead Poet's Society
Smooth Criminal (MJ's original)
Dead Poet's Society
Smooth Criminal (MJ's original)
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i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
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SCOOP / UPDATE — Disney saw more than 1.7 million total paid streaming cancelations during the period 9/17-9/23, a Disney source confirms to me. The total includes Disney+, Hulu and ESPN.
NEW — I wrote about my confirmed scoop from last night that Disney hastened Kimmel's return because of a planned Disney+ streaming price increase announcement coming on Tuesday:
Kimmel reinstatement preempted Disney+ price increase
The Handbasket reported first Monday evening on Bluesky
www.thehandbasket.co
September 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
SCOOP / UPDATE — Disney saw more than 1.7 million total paid streaming cancelations during the period 9/17-9/23, a Disney source confirms to me. The total includes Disney+, Hulu and ESPN.
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Disney's facing an open letter from shareholders demanding they lay bare all actions and emails surrounding Kimmel's suspension on the grounds that the C-suite and board may have violated their responsibility to fiduciary loyalty and care... and I truly love that for them. Wishing them the worst. 💋
September 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Disney's facing an open letter from shareholders demanding they lay bare all actions and emails surrounding Kimmel's suspension on the grounds that the C-suite and board may have violated their responsibility to fiduciary loyalty and care... and I truly love that for them. Wishing them the worst. 💋
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Someone said “what does this mean” So I’ll try this
My mom once told me
“Sometimes the only way to be a good Christian you gotta stop going to a bad church”
If you believe in love and peace , and they CHOOSE otherwise
It becomes your duty to leave
My mom once told me
“Sometimes the only way to be a good Christian you gotta stop going to a bad church”
If you believe in love and peace , and they CHOOSE otherwise
It becomes your duty to leave
Disney adults are doing what media professionals claimed was too hard.
Standing in the core principle of what they centered over their access
Standing in the core principle of what they centered over their access
September 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Someone said “what does this mean” So I’ll try this
My mom once told me
“Sometimes the only way to be a good Christian you gotta stop going to a bad church”
If you believe in love and peace , and they CHOOSE otherwise
It becomes your duty to leave
My mom once told me
“Sometimes the only way to be a good Christian you gotta stop going to a bad church”
If you believe in love and peace , and they CHOOSE otherwise
It becomes your duty to leave
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as a Chiefs fan who thinks women can have jobs, the best case scenario is when we're winning but Butker plays terribly
September 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
as a Chiefs fan who thinks women can have jobs, the best case scenario is when we're winning but Butker plays terribly