Neil S.
@usoki.bsky.social
Former NaNoWriMo ML with a petty streak.
He/Him. 🖤🩶🤍💜
He/Him. 🖤🩶🤍💜
Don't mind us, we gotta get you up to 69k followers somehow.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Don't mind us, we gotta get you up to 69k followers somehow.
As someone who only looks at all of your comic strips at cell phone resolution, this is some real "look at how large Greenland really is" mercator projection hijinx.
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
As someone who only looks at all of your comic strips at cell phone resolution, this is some real "look at how large Greenland really is" mercator projection hijinx.
The best part about this hint is that, once you realize techies and audience members could get on the set just as easily as cast and guest stars, this hint basically becomes "Chuck will only confirm that he DOES eat food" and honestly I love everything about this.
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The best part about this hint is that, once you realize techies and audience members could get on the set just as easily as cast and guest stars, this hint basically becomes "Chuck will only confirm that he DOES eat food" and honestly I love everything about this.
As long as we get to call it FF 13-3-2, I'm all in.
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
As long as we get to call it FF 13-3-2, I'm all in.
I was really thankful that the last time I got a boo basket it just said "boo someone else!" because I just took the whole thing and put it on a neighbor's doorstep. I have no time for arts and crafts chain letters.
October 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I was really thankful that the last time I got a boo basket it just said "boo someone else!" because I just took the whole thing and put it on a neighbor's doorstep. I have no time for arts and crafts chain letters.
Man, I hope it enters Holiday rotation. Something beautifully choral, as well as hauntingly ethereal? Yes, please. Amd also, I'd like to stop pretending that I still enjoy listening to Monster Mash. It's a fine song... from the 60s. Let it rest.
October 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Man, I hope it enters Holiday rotation. Something beautifully choral, as well as hauntingly ethereal? Yes, please. Amd also, I'd like to stop pretending that I still enjoy listening to Monster Mash. It's a fine song... from the 60s. Let it rest.
I am... impressed, I think? I've seen "left out flour", I've seen "used brown sugar instead", I've seen "reversed salt and sugar measurements"... this is a new and exciting failure that I cannot begin to speculate. Move over, Sharon Weiss Pie memes, we have a found a new low.
October 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I am... impressed, I think? I've seen "left out flour", I've seen "used brown sugar instead", I've seen "reversed salt and sugar measurements"... this is a new and exciting failure that I cannot begin to speculate. Move over, Sharon Weiss Pie memes, we have a found a new low.
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How did these people think a Tommy Surprise could work, anyway? We already saw the twins use powers in Wandavision. Billy's lost soul status was a huge plot point for Agatha AA, let alone Tommy's soul. "Tommy now has stretchy limbs and shapeshifting. Because... alpha particles. No plotholes here."
October 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
How did these people think a Tommy Surprise could work, anyway? We already saw the twins use powers in Wandavision. Billy's lost soul status was a huge plot point for Agatha AA, let alone Tommy's soul. "Tommy now has stretchy limbs and shapeshifting. Because... alpha particles. No plotholes here."
*opens webpage*
*searches for Bing in the google search bar*
*right clicks 'copy link' on first result*
*opens Microsoft Word*
*pastes link*
*ctrl click to open Bing*
"please take me to Google Docs thank you"
*searches for Bing in the google search bar*
*right clicks 'copy link' on first result*
*opens Microsoft Word*
*pastes link*
*ctrl click to open Bing*
"please take me to Google Docs thank you"
October 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
*opens webpage*
*searches for Bing in the google search bar*
*right clicks 'copy link' on first result*
*opens Microsoft Word*
*pastes link*
*ctrl click to open Bing*
"please take me to Google Docs thank you"
*searches for Bing in the google search bar*
*right clicks 'copy link' on first result*
*opens Microsoft Word*
*pastes link*
*ctrl click to open Bing*
"please take me to Google Docs thank you"
Huh, today I learned. I assumed Derby was a rename of the Bavarian, not the pecan fudge. In my defense, I'm allergic to pecans so it's not something I have ever really researched.
In my offense, I'm the opposite of a gourmand so even without that excuse, I'd still be eating nothing but French Silk.
In my offense, I'm the opposite of a gourmand so even without that excuse, I'd still be eating nothing but French Silk.
October 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Huh, today I learned. I assumed Derby was a rename of the Bavarian, not the pecan fudge. In my defense, I'm allergic to pecans so it's not something I have ever really researched.
In my offense, I'm the opposite of a gourmand so even without that excuse, I'd still be eating nothing but French Silk.
In my offense, I'm the opposite of a gourmand so even without that excuse, I'd still be eating nothing but French Silk.
Having both "pecan" and "pecan fudge" on the list feels like cheating, somehow? I'm also a bit surprised at the lack of folksy Depression-era pies, like Sour Cream Raisin. Usually these graphics are, like... half weird gotcha answers, but this one is pretty sane.
October 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Having both "pecan" and "pecan fudge" on the list feels like cheating, somehow? I'm also a bit surprised at the lack of folksy Depression-era pies, like Sour Cream Raisin. Usually these graphics are, like... half weird gotcha answers, but this one is pretty sane.
But it's possible that some of the equipment moved. His old butt is completely blocked, so that's supernatural constipation unless it rerouted. Also, who's to say he didn't get very long in the middle and it's the front legs that are new?
October 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
But it's possible that some of the equipment moved. His old butt is completely blocked, so that's supernatural constipation unless it rerouted. Also, who's to say he didn't get very long in the middle and it's the front legs that are new?