Neil S.
@usoki.bsky.social
Former NaNoWriMo ML with a petty streak.
He/Him. 🖤🩶🤍💜
He/Him. 🖤🩶🤍💜
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Collect Them All - Gator Days
January 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Collect Them All - Gator Days
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It's totally understandable if you're dooming about any facet of the American experiment right now. So your feelings are "valid" in the sense that they represent real anxiety, and I get that. But to vent that anxiety in other people's spaces is wrong for three reasons.
January 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
It's totally understandable if you're dooming about any facet of the American experiment right now. So your feelings are "valid" in the sense that they represent real anxiety, and I get that. But to vent that anxiety in other people's spaces is wrong for three reasons.
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one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
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would be really cool if new film 28 DAYS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE had a winking emoji at the end as official part of the title
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 AM
would be really cool if new film 28 DAYS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE had a winking emoji at the end as official part of the title
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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One of the weirdest things about graveyard shift is getting a lot of your historical news early and some of it very late. I watched the 2000 election count unfold and saw an exhausted Dan Rather announce live that Gore withdrew his concession. Then I woke up at 3pm on 9/11.
Night shift people are going to be sitting impatiently at the kitchen table when everyone else wakes up
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 AM
One of the weirdest things about graveyard shift is getting a lot of your historical news early and some of it very late. I watched the 2000 election count unfold and saw an exhausted Dan Rather announce live that Gore withdrew his concession. Then I woke up at 3pm on 9/11.
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who gives a shit about power levers. if you don't even attempt to start the process of impeachment, the fuck is the point of anything. "step on me daddy. please rig the next election, daddy" bsky.app/profile/squo...
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
who gives a shit about power levers. if you don't even attempt to start the process of impeachment, the fuck is the point of anything. "step on me daddy. please rig the next election, daddy" bsky.app/profile/squo...
One day in 8th grade, all of our teachers suddenly became noticeably stressed and distracted, and kept huddling in the teacher's lounges instead of monitoring the hallways. Something big had happened, but they insisted that nothing was wrong. "I want to know what is happening," said my classmates.
January 3, 2026 at 10:39 AM
One day in 8th grade, all of our teachers suddenly became noticeably stressed and distracted, and kept huddling in the teacher's lounges instead of monitoring the hallways. Something big had happened, but they insisted that nothing was wrong. "I want to know what is happening," said my classmates.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Reports coming in from New Zealand that Santa used ChatGPT to compile the nice list; thousands of presents have been delivered to children who don’t exist
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Reports coming in from New Zealand that Santa used ChatGPT to compile the nice list; thousands of presents have been delivered to children who don’t exist
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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i resent the ruling class so much. you guys made me care about Jimmy Kimmel, The Kennedy Center, and now 60 Minutes
December 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i resent the ruling class so much. you guys made me care about Jimmy Kimmel, The Kennedy Center, and now 60 Minutes
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Hey guy, telling your computer to tell my computer to tell me to touch more grass probably isn’t the W you were hoping for
December 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Hey guy, telling your computer to tell my computer to tell me to touch more grass probably isn’t the W you were hoping for
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
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I sincerely want Donkey Kong Bonanza to win Game of the Year tonight, solely because it is the easiest way to irritate the largest swath of toxic gamers.
December 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I sincerely want Donkey Kong Bonanza to win Game of the Year tonight, solely because it is the easiest way to irritate the largest swath of toxic gamers.
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No matter who ‘wins’ the Game of the Year tonight is completely irrelevant.
This was the objective best game of this year. Nothing else has come close.
This was the objective best game of this year. Nothing else has come close.
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
No matter who ‘wins’ the Game of the Year tonight is completely irrelevant.
This was the objective best game of this year. Nothing else has come close.
This was the objective best game of this year. Nothing else has come close.
Me: Okay, begrudgingly I have to admit the psychiatrist was probably onto something with the ADHD diagnosis, but this whole "Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria" thing sounds way too fake.
Also me: Pretty sure overthinking an awkward interaction with a stranger for 72 hours is normal.
Also me: Pretty sure overthinking an awkward interaction with a stranger for 72 hours is normal.
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Me: Okay, begrudgingly I have to admit the psychiatrist was probably onto something with the ADHD diagnosis, but this whole "Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria" thing sounds way too fake.
Also me: Pretty sure overthinking an awkward interaction with a stranger for 72 hours is normal.
Also me: Pretty sure overthinking an awkward interaction with a stranger for 72 hours is normal.
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Look all I’m saying is if three weirdo strangers showed up to see my baby carrying a bunch of spices and going on and on about how ‘tender and mild’ he looks, we’d have a problem
December 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Look all I’m saying is if three weirdo strangers showed up to see my baby carrying a bunch of spices and going on and on about how ‘tender and mild’ he looks, we’d have a problem
After 12 hours of overthinking, I've landed on-- hey, if you're retweeting icebreaker questions and liking my replies, I am reading that as "I enjoy interacting with strangers". You're allowed to change your mind, you're allowed to tell me to fuck off, but the mixed signals are not just me.
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
After 12 hours of overthinking, I've landed on-- hey, if you're retweeting icebreaker questions and liking my replies, I am reading that as "I enjoy interacting with strangers". You're allowed to change your mind, you're allowed to tell me to fuck off, but the mixed signals are not just me.
Well, I'm going to be over-thinking the hell out of that one.
One person's "this reminds me of a funny related tangent" meets another person's "not relevent, why are you talking?" mixed with "How do you talk to strangers on BlueSky? On Twitch? On Instagram?" leads to weird things.
One person's "this reminds me of a funny related tangent" meets another person's "not relevent, why are you talking?" mixed with "How do you talk to strangers on BlueSky? On Twitch? On Instagram?" leads to weird things.
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Well, I'm going to be over-thinking the hell out of that one.
One person's "this reminds me of a funny related tangent" meets another person's "not relevent, why are you talking?" mixed with "How do you talk to strangers on BlueSky? On Twitch? On Instagram?" leads to weird things.
One person's "this reminds me of a funny related tangent" meets another person's "not relevent, why are you talking?" mixed with "How do you talk to strangers on BlueSky? On Twitch? On Instagram?" leads to weird things.
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to