Neil S.
@usoki.bsky.social
Former NaNoWriMo ML with a petty streak.
He/Him. 🖤🩶🤍💜
He/Him. 🖤🩶🤍💜
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"My brethren, soldiers may leap out of that statue tonight and kill me, but what’s leaping out at me right now is our total disregard for norms. What you see as an enemy threat, I see as a one-of-a-kind statue of a mare."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...
Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"My brethren, soldiers may leap out of that statue tonight and kill me, but what’s leaping out at me right now is our total disregard for norms. What you see as an enemy threat, I see as a one-of-a-kind statue of a mare."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...
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It’s kinda dumb that there’s a character named Sauron and one named Saruman. That’s like having your two main villains named Becca and Rebecca.
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It’s kinda dumb that there’s a character named Sauron and one named Saruman. That’s like having your two main villains named Becca and Rebecca.
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I would do absolutely anything to sleep better except go to bed at a reasonable hour be serious please
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I would do absolutely anything to sleep better except go to bed at a reasonable hour be serious please
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You know what we donate to the local food pantries? We donate MONEY. Because they can turn that money into what those they serve need the most. I do not know what those folks need better than the food pantry does. So I give them my dollars and they turn them into something useful.
Sweet Jesus, do not donate seeds to your food bank in October. Honestly, don’t donate seeds to your food bank unless you are specifically asked to, and even then I would think REALLY HARD about whether that’s regionally appropriate.
When I needed food donations, I was in student housing.
When I needed food donations, I was in student housing.
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You know what we donate to the local food pantries? We donate MONEY. Because they can turn that money into what those they serve need the most. I do not know what those folks need better than the food pantry does. So I give them my dollars and they turn them into something useful.
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Guess I’ll just keep making dumb stuff until the earth explodes
October 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Guess I’ll just keep making dumb stuff until the earth explodes
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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
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Pecans
Dead Poet's Society
Smooth Criminal (MJ's original)
Dead Poet's Society
Smooth Criminal (MJ's original)
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand
October 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Pecans
Dead Poet's Society
Smooth Criminal (MJ's original)
Dead Poet's Society
Smooth Criminal (MJ's original)
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Also, it's Obama's fault no one can play video games as much anymore by limiting the computing power of consoles when he passed the Multi Process Regulation bill. Look up Obama MPReg to learn more
If you want a quick way to catch a block hop into my mentions talking like a bot who barfs out talking points and catchphrases
May 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Also, it's Obama's fault no one can play video games as much anymore by limiting the computing power of consoles when he passed the Multi Process Regulation bill. Look up Obama MPReg to learn more
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i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
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SCOOP / UPDATE — Disney saw more than 1.7 million total paid streaming cancelations during the period 9/17-9/23, a Disney source confirms to me. The total includes Disney+, Hulu and ESPN.
NEW — I wrote about my confirmed scoop from last night that Disney hastened Kimmel's return because of a planned Disney+ streaming price increase announcement coming on Tuesday:
Kimmel reinstatement preempted Disney+ price increase
The Handbasket reported first Monday evening on Bluesky
www.thehandbasket.co
September 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
SCOOP / UPDATE — Disney saw more than 1.7 million total paid streaming cancelations during the period 9/17-9/23, a Disney source confirms to me. The total includes Disney+, Hulu and ESPN.
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Disney's facing an open letter from shareholders demanding they lay bare all actions and emails surrounding Kimmel's suspension on the grounds that the C-suite and board may have violated their responsibility to fiduciary loyalty and care... and I truly love that for them. Wishing them the worst. 💋
September 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Disney's facing an open letter from shareholders demanding they lay bare all actions and emails surrounding Kimmel's suspension on the grounds that the C-suite and board may have violated their responsibility to fiduciary loyalty and care... and I truly love that for them. Wishing them the worst. 💋
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Someone said “what does this mean” So I’ll try this
My mom once told me
“Sometimes the only way to be a good Christian you gotta stop going to a bad church”
If you believe in love and peace , and they CHOOSE otherwise
It becomes your duty to leave
My mom once told me
“Sometimes the only way to be a good Christian you gotta stop going to a bad church”
If you believe in love and peace , and they CHOOSE otherwise
It becomes your duty to leave
Disney adults are doing what media professionals claimed was too hard.
Standing in the core principle of what they centered over their access
Standing in the core principle of what they centered over their access
September 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Someone said “what does this mean” So I’ll try this
My mom once told me
“Sometimes the only way to be a good Christian you gotta stop going to a bad church”
If you believe in love and peace , and they CHOOSE otherwise
It becomes your duty to leave
My mom once told me
“Sometimes the only way to be a good Christian you gotta stop going to a bad church”
If you believe in love and peace , and they CHOOSE otherwise
It becomes your duty to leave
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as a Chiefs fan who thinks women can have jobs, the best case scenario is when we're winning but Butker plays terribly
September 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
as a Chiefs fan who thinks women can have jobs, the best case scenario is when we're winning but Butker plays terribly
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The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.
just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg
September 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.
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Since this whole debate is still happening, and since we are still not listening I will summarize what I understand the argument to be in the Lingua Franca of white nerds: Lord of the Rings analogies.
white cis men blocking people of color and other members of vulnerable communities because their risk factor is a lot different than ours is peak white nonsense.
It's also how I know they don't give a shit about us.
It's also how I know they don't give a shit about us.
September 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Since this whole debate is still happening, and since we are still not listening I will summarize what I understand the argument to be in the Lingua Franca of white nerds: Lord of the Rings analogies.
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1 like = 1 like
share if you agree
share if you agree
September 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
1 like = 1 like
share if you agree
share if you agree
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It’s crazy that in 20 years scamming has gone from “I’m a prince who needs to transfer his fortune to you” to “hey I have a halfway decent job with okay benefits right here”
September 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It’s crazy that in 20 years scamming has gone from “I’m a prince who needs to transfer his fortune to you” to “hey I have a halfway decent job with okay benefits right here”
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🎶 we’re not gonna take it! 🎶
(a compliment)
(a compliment)
September 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
🎶 we’re not gonna take it! 🎶
(a compliment)
(a compliment)
Every year Nintendo releases something amazing in November, because apparently that's how holiday sales work? And every year I'm angry because I would never wait two months to buy something I want just for calendar milestones. I have things to do that month, dammit. What's so bad about Oct or Dec?
September 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Every year Nintendo releases something amazing in November, because apparently that's how holiday sales work? And every year I'm angry because I would never wait two months to buy something I want just for calendar milestones. I have things to do that month, dammit. What's so bad about Oct or Dec?
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It's not lost on me in the midst of this eulogizing and memorializing a monster that my home state, Florida, has made it a crime to commemorate or remember the victims of the Pulse massacre.
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
September 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It's not lost on me in the midst of this eulogizing and memorializing a monster that my home state, Florida, has made it a crime to commemorate or remember the victims of the Pulse massacre.
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
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Sometimes I'll be like "omg | relate so hard to ALL of these memes" then see they're from some account named like “memes for aging nostalgia obsessed existentially fragile depressives with bad posture” and be like oh
September 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Sometimes I'll be like "omg | relate so hard to ALL of these memes" then see they're from some account named like “memes for aging nostalgia obsessed existentially fragile depressives with bad posture” and be like oh