Unwinder
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I am here to make posts. I am ABSOLUTELY NOT here to read posts.
I think I may be unusually indifferent to suspense and mysteries in stories. Until recently I thought that stories that hold your interest by making you wonder what comes next were bad, but now I think maybe I'm just not wired to appreciate that.
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I think I may be unusually indifferent to suspense and mysteries in stories. Until recently I thought that stories that hold your interest by making you wonder what comes next were bad, but now I think maybe I'm just not wired to appreciate that.
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jd vance 2015: has anyone seen #Archer? #ThatsHowYouGetAnts lol!
jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?
jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
jd vance 2015: has anyone seen #Archer? #ThatsHowYouGetAnts lol!
jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?
jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
My three year old pointed and laughed at a cybertruck the other day without being taught to do that
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
My three year old pointed and laughed at a cybertruck the other day without being taught to do that
OK but pedophilia really should have a lower bar for criticism than grammar.
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
OK but pedophilia really should have a lower bar for criticism than grammar.
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im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
I have hit 40k words in my first draft and I'm finally able to let myself down by botching the best part of the story.
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I have hit 40k words in my first draft and I'm finally able to let myself down by botching the best part of the story.
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I'm reading about a plan the army had to lure Saddam out of the spider hole by carpet bombing the area with porno mags, but in test runs a little porno kept falling in the hole, rendering the whole thing pointless
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'm reading about a plan the army had to lure Saddam out of the spider hole by carpet bombing the area with porno mags, but in test runs a little porno kept falling in the hole, rendering the whole thing pointless
Young men are in crisis because they have to go to the really horny castle from Monty Python.
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Young men are in crisis because they have to go to the really horny castle from Monty Python.
Spilled coffee in my lunchbox this morning but luckily it's a leftover French dip sandwich and is meant to be eaten soggy.
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Spilled coffee in my lunchbox this morning but luckily it's a leftover French dip sandwich and is meant to be eaten soggy.
No one more than the richest man on earth demonstrates how extreme wealth is a prison for the chronically miserable.
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
No one more than the richest man on earth demonstrates how extreme wealth is a prison for the chronically miserable.
figured out how to get Marijuana Simpson on my amazon kindle e-reader device.
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
figured out how to get Marijuana Simpson on my amazon kindle e-reader device.
I like that Tubi has a category of movie that's just called "Movie Night!" and for some reason the movies in that category really do feel specifically appropriate for a movie night in a way that other movies on Tubi do not.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I like that Tubi has a category of movie that's just called "Movie Night!" and for some reason the movies in that category really do feel specifically appropriate for a movie night in a way that other movies on Tubi do not.
Spoke to a clergy member the other day and they told me that a stranger recently called their church with a sob story that sounded fishy, but they sent the guy money anyway, and then within a few days they got flooded with calls giving the same very specific sob story...
our church has a specific relationship with a facility that provides diapers, formula, etc, as we also do with a food pantry, so if someone calls our church asking for formula or food they're probably going to be directed there - not because they dont want to help, but because, that's how it helps
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Spoke to a clergy member the other day and they told me that a stranger recently called their church with a sob story that sounded fishy, but they sent the guy money anyway, and then within a few days they got flooded with calls giving the same very specific sob story...
Josh Winder was my first baseball prospect heartbreak, but Jose Miranda was my first baseball prospect love who took a bit longer to become a heartbreak.
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Josh Winder was my first baseball prospect heartbreak, but Jose Miranda was my first baseball prospect love who took a bit longer to become a heartbreak.
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cool how elon keeps saying shit like, we must crush "suicidal empathy" to achieve mankind's full potential. it's like if star wars was about emperor palpatine promising the next movie is going to have a death star in it for sure and then at the end there's a ceremony where he gets a trillion dollars
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
cool how elon keeps saying shit like, we must crush "suicidal empathy" to achieve mankind's full potential. it's like if star wars was about emperor palpatine promising the next movie is going to have a death star in it for sure and then at the end there's a ceremony where he gets a trillion dollars
There's an Achewood arc going on right now where Todd is sober and for some reason sobriety has made him 2x his normal height.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
There's an Achewood arc going on right now where Todd is sober and for some reason sobriety has made him 2x his normal height.
If capitalism really gives consumers what they want then why has Disney not resumed big-screen Muppet adaptations of classic literature?
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If capitalism really gives consumers what they want then why has Disney not resumed big-screen Muppet adaptations of classic literature?
Finding out about litRPGs and I feel the only rational response to this genre is for me to become the joker
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Finding out about litRPGs and I feel the only rational response to this genre is for me to become the joker
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I'm sorry but the best comparison for Wicked is that it's Solo with singing. It is absolutely wild how many things they try to explain the origin of that really didn't need to be explained. There's an explanation of how the good witch loses her sleeves
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'm sorry but the best comparison for Wicked is that it's Solo with singing. It is absolutely wild how many things they try to explain the origin of that really didn't need to be explained. There's an explanation of how the good witch loses her sleeves
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For all the valid criticism of Giuliani, he’s still a hero for saving New York’s egg
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
For all the valid criticism of Giuliani, he’s still a hero for saving New York’s egg
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[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
Forgive me for signal boosting ai by hating on it, but I find it very interesting that the menu boards are clearly screens, showing different sizes of text and no artifacts of physical interchangeable letters.
mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Forgive me for signal boosting ai by hating on it, but I find it very interesting that the menu boards are clearly screens, showing different sizes of text and no artifacts of physical interchangeable letters.
Watched Magic Schoolbus with my kid and they're inside a kid's digestive system, and they had to do a special maneuver and get him to burp them out, specifically because they don't want to go out his ass, and I'm like, you're in his colon standing by a turd, why is the anus where you draw the line?
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Watched Magic Schoolbus with my kid and they're inside a kid's digestive system, and they had to do a special maneuver and get him to burp them out, specifically because they don't want to go out his ass, and I'm like, you're in his colon standing by a turd, why is the anus where you draw the line?
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