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Should Andrew Mountbatten Windsor lose further titles?
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Should Andrew Mountbatten Windsor lose further titles?
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How shit at business do you have to be, to be personally worth 37,000 times the amount an average UK worker will earn in a LIFETIME, and still be incapable of withstanding a tiny tax increase?
December 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
How shit at business do you have to be, to be personally worth 37,000 times the amount an average UK worker will earn in a LIFETIME, and still be incapable of withstanding a tiny tax increase?
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I think it's important to keep in mind that when dudes like this say "military history" they never mean the actual rigorous academic discipline, they mean comparing stats of WWII tanks or drawing maps of the same three battles from Caesar's campaigns or whatever
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I think it's important to keep in mind that when dudes like this say "military history" they never mean the actual rigorous academic discipline, they mean comparing stats of WWII tanks or drawing maps of the same three battles from Caesar's campaigns or whatever
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She invites you up to her hotel room. She's lying on the bed, beckoning you. Damn, she looks good. Then, you hear a noise off to the side and you see to your horror: Statler and Waldorf in the cuck chair.
December 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
She invites you up to her hotel room. She's lying on the bed, beckoning you. Damn, she looks good. Then, you hear a noise off to the side and you see to your horror: Statler and Waldorf in the cuck chair.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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If there is one absolute rule of the internet it is 'No Matter What Something Is, Or How Harmless, If Enough People See It Someone Somewhere Will Get Angry About It'.
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 AM
If there is one absolute rule of the internet it is 'No Matter What Something Is, Or How Harmless, If Enough People See It Someone Somewhere Will Get Angry About It'.
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An underappreciated aspect of modern life is that instead of struggling to meet your mates in the bewilderment of architecture that is Birmingham’s New Street Station you can now just say hey lads, I’ll be next to Ozzy the giant cyberpunk technocow
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
An underappreciated aspect of modern life is that instead of struggling to meet your mates in the bewilderment of architecture that is Birmingham’s New Street Station you can now just say hey lads, I’ll be next to Ozzy the giant cyberpunk technocow
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Huge M1 pot hole discovered.
Cannabis farm found in drainage culvert beneath the M1
Cannabis farm found in drainage culvert beneath the M1
Police say the "unusual location" beneath the M1 "demonstrates the length criminals will go to".
www.bbc.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Huge M1 pot hole discovered.
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
jesus christ
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
Saw my MP at my FLGS today, truly mainstream now.
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Saw my MP at my FLGS today, truly mainstream now.
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That'll cut the legs out from under it.
Oh wait.
Oh wait.
Meta to cut up to 30% of metaverse budget, Bloomberg News reports reut.rs/48kJ1lB
Meta to cut up to 30% of metaverse budget, Bloomberg News reports
Meta is expected to make budget cuts of up to 30% for its metaverse initiative, Bloomberg News reported on Thursday, citing people familiar with the discussions.
reut.rs
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
That'll cut the legs out from under it.
Oh wait.
Oh wait.
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Retired ghost train animatronic Streeting said: “I’m so nervous. What if he picks up? What if he’s seen this ADHD thing and gone ‘Attaboy, Streeting! Why don’t you come to the White House and play a round of golf with me and my friends? They’re your friends now, too, Wes, and so am I’?”
Streeting nervously twirling telephone cord hoping RFK Jr will finally return his calls
Wes Streeting is currently waiting by the phone hoping fellow health secretary Robert Francis Kennedy Jr has finally noticed what a special little evil boy he is, according to political sources. Stree...
thedailytism.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Retired ghost train animatronic Streeting said: “I’m so nervous. What if he picks up? What if he’s seen this ADHD thing and gone ‘Attaboy, Streeting! Why don’t you come to the White House and play a round of golf with me and my friends? They’re your friends now, too, Wes, and so am I’?”
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The world-weariest of all footballers was Thierry Ennui.
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The world-weariest of all footballers was Thierry Ennui.
Look, I'll say this about String Theorists at least when they were demonstrated to be wrong (well, in all likelihood) they didn't sit around in the wreckage they help correct and *insist* that we take them seriously with no self awareness. Unlike modern economics commentary.
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Look, I'll say this about String Theorists at least when they were demonstrated to be wrong (well, in all likelihood) they didn't sit around in the wreckage they help correct and *insist* that we take them seriously with no self awareness. Unlike modern economics commentary.
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Couching it in terms where the "overdiagnosis" implicitly places the blame on the patient for speaking out about their suffering is nasty. If this gov is concerned about mental health as a troubling variable economic factor, they should invest in treating it. Not creating further barriers.
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Couching it in terms where the "overdiagnosis" implicitly places the blame on the patient for speaking out about their suffering is nasty. If this gov is concerned about mental health as a troubling variable economic factor, they should invest in treating it. Not creating further barriers.
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Ordering an inquiry into crisis levels in the diagnosis of neurodivergence, an issue that has uncovered how massively underdiagnosed, under-supported, and ignored (predominantly) the suffering of neurodiverse women has been since... Well, forever, is fine. It's fine. But...
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Ordering an inquiry into crisis levels in the diagnosis of neurodivergence, an issue that has uncovered how massively underdiagnosed, under-supported, and ignored (predominantly) the suffering of neurodiverse women has been since... Well, forever, is fine. It's fine. But...
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No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
Featuring the least surprising school photo. Well when you know who it is anyhow.
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Featuring the least surprising school photo. Well when you know who it is anyhow.
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Bond markets spooked as the Chancellor appears to disappear behind raised hands; gilts stage rally as she reveals she was actually there the whole time
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Bond markets spooked as the Chancellor appears to disappear behind raised hands; gilts stage rally as she reveals she was actually there the whole time
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Textbook example of how not to do this. Straight from the Laura Kuenssberg/Nick Robinson school of silly analogies.
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Textbook example of how not to do this. Straight from the Laura Kuenssberg/Nick Robinson school of silly analogies.
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They're also responsible for one of the best emails I've ever received, when the college office sent out a plea for sightings of Professor Biscuit while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was a cat...(I won't comment on how often a similar email might have gone out about human Professors...)
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
They're also responsible for one of the best emails I've ever received, when the college office sent out a plea for sightings of Professor Biscuit while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was a cat...(I won't comment on how often a similar email might have gone out about human Professors...)
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Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer