Russell Parker
@pussellrarker.bsky.social
chicken-brained biological disaster
as seen in VT
well knowne a Strumpet lewd
as seen in VT
well knowne a Strumpet lewd
Pinned
Russell Parker
@pussellrarker.bsky.social
· Mar 25
Slightly losing the plot watching this old Arena on Ken Dodd on BBC4, because I swear that’s a pile of #DoctorWho Target novelisations at the end there but the resolution’s too low for me to properly make them out.
I’m right though, ain’t I?
I’m right though, ain’t I?
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Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
December 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
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The countdown has started! #gavlebocken #gavle
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The countdown has started! #gavlebocken #gavle
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Well there’s no need to have a stronk about it – just have him step unscathed out of a bondulance or something
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Well there’s no need to have a stronk about it – just have him step unscathed out of a bondulance or something
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
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ooh get her
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
ooh get her
@gralefrit.bsky.social would be remiss of me to not flag this beauty up to you ICYMI
Wonderful BBC archive clip about black magic in Norfolk in 1964 - soot-blackened sheep’s hearts, weird effigies, and isolated fenland villages.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWTw...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWTw...
1964: A Curious Case of Black Magic in Norfolk | Tonight | Weird and Wonderful | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
@gralefrit.bsky.social would be remiss of me to not flag this beauty up to you ICYMI
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Nowhere in the hysterical pile-on against the BBC in the British press has anyone mentioned that BBC News now has 77 million viewers & listeners in the US and has established itself as the second most trusted news source there.
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Nowhere in the hysterical pile-on against the BBC in the British press has anyone mentioned that BBC News now has 77 million viewers & listeners in the US and has established itself as the second most trusted news source there.
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The BBC should tell Trump their apology is at the end of a replay of Ghost Watch that he has to watch all the way through first.
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The BBC should tell Trump their apology is at the end of a replay of Ghost Watch that he has to watch all the way through first.
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You can be assured that tendentious memo by Michael Prescott, and the co-ordinated combination of the Telegraph, Mail, Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage and the White House means that the BBC hit job has been long in the planning, and has some insider help
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
You can be assured that tendentious memo by Michael Prescott, and the co-ordinated combination of the Telegraph, Mail, Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage and the White House means that the BBC hit job has been long in the planning, and has some insider help
The goose
He is healthy
Yes
YES
The goose has been released
He is healthy
Yes
YES
The goose has been released
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The goose
He is healthy
Yes
YES
The goose has been released
He is healthy
Yes
YES
The goose has been released
Yet more Birmingham erasure
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Yet more Birmingham erasure
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The first thing we did as a nation to honour those people’s awful sacrifice was boo Winston Churchill like a panto villain and lurch Britain further left than has ever been thought possible since. Reframing previous generations as nostalgic conservatives is fucking ridiculous.
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The first thing we did as a nation to honour those people’s awful sacrifice was boo Winston Churchill like a panto villain and lurch Britain further left than has ever been thought possible since. Reframing previous generations as nostalgic conservatives is fucking ridiculous.
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Opening on this day in 1971, Birmingham's Pebble Mill studios was officially inaugurated by Princess Anne. artandhue.com/studios
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Opening on this day in 1971, Birmingham's Pebble Mill studios was officially inaugurated by Princess Anne. artandhue.com/studios
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
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As long as the Broadcasting Under-Manager's safe
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
As long as the Broadcasting Under-Manager's safe
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The BBC when there is a real scandal: takes years to do anything, drags its feet, is very defensive
The BBC when the right wing goes for it: has a panic attack then throws itself on its sword immediately
The BBC when the right wing goes for it: has a panic attack then throws itself on its sword immediately
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The BBC when there is a real scandal: takes years to do anything, drags its feet, is very defensive
The BBC when the right wing goes for it: has a panic attack then throws itself on its sword immediately
The BBC when the right wing goes for it: has a panic attack then throws itself on its sword immediately
Vote for me for DG and I solemnly promise I will literally create a time machine just to go back and prevent that series from ever being made in the first place.
Can the next BBC guy bring back Crime Traveller please
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Vote for me for DG and I solemnly promise I will literally create a time machine just to go back and prevent that series from ever being made in the first place.
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Billie Piper announced as the new BBC Director General but we've got to wait until next Christmas to find out why.
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Billie Piper announced as the new BBC Director General but we've got to wait until next Christmas to find out why.
All ready for An Audience With Peter Davison
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
All ready for An Audience With Peter Davison
Off out with the lady to see a show
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Off out with the lady to see a show
#Plur1bus eps 1&2, quick review first thoughts - fab show, but Carol is a total monster. The world is way better now, I’d totally vote for it, even with all those casualties. What even is her problem
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
#Plur1bus eps 1&2, quick review first thoughts - fab show, but Carol is a total monster. The world is way better now, I’d totally vote for it, even with all those casualties. What even is her problem
Watch this film. Do it, today, this evening. Treat yourself.
Classic British wartime drama!
📽️ WENT THE DAY WELL? (1942) 6:10pm #TPTVsubtitles with #LeslieBanks #MervynJohns #ElizabethAllen #BasilSydney #ThoraHird
📽️ WENT THE DAY WELL? (1942) 6:10pm #TPTVsubtitles with #LeslieBanks #MervynJohns #ElizabethAllen #BasilSydney #ThoraHird
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Watch this film. Do it, today, this evening. Treat yourself.
@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social you seeing this at the Mockingbird tonight too by any chance squire, I recall you saying you hoped to be, a while back
Off to the cinema, lads. To see again the best film of recent times, with a bonus director Q&A too, how exciting
youtu.be/JZ8NEwAgsjQ
youtu.be/JZ8NEwAgsjQ
Hundreds Of Beavers | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Cineverse
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social you seeing this at the Mockingbird tonight too by any chance squire, I recall you saying you hoped to be, a while back
Off to the cinema, lads. To see again the best film of recent times, with a bonus director Q&A too, how exciting
youtu.be/JZ8NEwAgsjQ
youtu.be/JZ8NEwAgsjQ
Hundreds Of Beavers | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Cineverse
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Off to the cinema, lads. To see again the best film of recent times, with a bonus director Q&A too, how exciting
youtu.be/JZ8NEwAgsjQ
youtu.be/JZ8NEwAgsjQ