Matt Green
@mattgreencomedy.com
Comedian, satirist, writer, actor
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He certainly had a type
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
He certainly had a type
I absolutely loved Jess Robinson’s new book Life Is Rosi. A funny, fascinating and very moving story about her grandmother’s escape from the Holocaust and how that experience echoes down the years in complicated ways for her and her family. A genuine page turner. harpercollins.co.uk/products/lif...
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 AM
I absolutely loved Jess Robinson’s new book Life Is Rosi. A funny, fascinating and very moving story about her grandmother’s escape from the Holocaust and how that experience echoes down the years in complicated ways for her and her family. A genuine page turner. harpercollins.co.uk/products/lif...
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
If you’re looking for a fun Valentines evening, The 99 Club has some great comedy shows (and dinner packages available too): www.99clubcomedy.com/valentinesday/
And if you’re looking for a fun present, what about tickets to see the brilliant Phil Wang the following week? fixr.co/event/phil-w...
And if you’re looking for a fun present, what about tickets to see the brilliant Phil Wang the following week? fixr.co/event/phil-w...
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM
If you’re looking for a fun Valentines evening, The 99 Club has some great comedy shows (and dinner packages available too): www.99clubcomedy.com/valentinesday/
And if you’re looking for a fun present, what about tickets to see the brilliant Phil Wang the following week? fixr.co/event/phil-w...
And if you’re looking for a fun present, what about tickets to see the brilliant Phil Wang the following week? fixr.co/event/phil-w...
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February 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
At the moment no part of me wants to support the USA but the fact they have India 79/6 in the T20 World Cup is undoubtedly very funny indeed. India will probably still win but it would be incredible for them to lose their first match of the tournament- and to the USA! #cricket
February 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
At the moment no part of me wants to support the USA but the fact they have India 79/6 in the T20 World Cup is undoubtedly very funny indeed. India will probably still win but it would be incredible for them to lose their first match of the tournament- and to the USA! #cricket
In case you missed it. I’ve watched this about 10 times already. I can tell I’m a luvvie at heart because a part of me genuinely thinks that this should be played every time anyone in Reform makes a speech.
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
In case you missed it. I’ve watched this about 10 times already. I can tell I’m a luvvie at heart because a part of me genuinely thinks that this should be played every time anyone in Reform makes a speech.
Between this and the video of Ian McKellen being mesmerising quoting Shakespeare’s Stranger’s Case on Colbert, it’s been a good couple of days for hope, humour and humanity in politics. Also: literally every press conference should have a mini podium and some kids like this.
Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Between this and the video of Ian McKellen being mesmerising quoting Shakespeare’s Stranger’s Case on Colbert, it’s been a good couple of days for hope, humour and humanity in politics. Also: literally every press conference should have a mini podium and some kids like this.
Gladwell spends the first half of every book going: “This simple idea explains everything!” Then the second half is “except when it doesn’t”
every malcolm gladwell book starts from the premise that any idiot can become an expert on any topic and then spends the entire book underlining how wrong that premise is
Holy shit this is bad and Gladwell just sounds like an an arrogant know it all asshole who clearly has no idea what he is talking about
February 4, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Gladwell spends the first half of every book going: “This simple idea explains everything!” Then the second half is “except when it doesn’t”
The SNL UK cast looks very exciting. Lots of very talented and funny people. It has a *slight* Pleasance Courtyard vibe but that’s not very surprising I suppose. I look forward to seeing what they come up with!
February 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
The SNL UK cast looks very exciting. Lots of very talented and funny people. It has a *slight* Pleasance Courtyard vibe but that’s not very surprising I suppose. I look forward to seeing what they come up with!
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February 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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So this
“NO one has been accused of any wrongdoing”
“NO one has been accused of any wrongdoing”
February 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
So this
“NO one has been accused of any wrongdoing”
“NO one has been accused of any wrongdoing”
Who is in the Epstein files?
February 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Who is in the Epstein files?
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Excited to announce that Phil Wang will be appearing at The 99 Club on Wed 18 Feb with a Work in Progress show ahead of his Australian and UK tours later this year! Don't miss your chance to see him in an intimate venue for a very reasonable price... fixr.co/event/phil-w...
Phil Wang: Work in Progress tickets on Wednesday 18 Feb | The 99 Club Comedy | FIXR
Buy tickets to Phil Wang: Work in Progress on Wednesday 18 Feb at 2A Charing Cross Rd, WC2H 0HF | FIXR
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February 2, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Excited to announce that Phil Wang will be appearing at The 99 Club on Wed 18 Feb with a Work in Progress show ahead of his Australian and UK tours later this year! Don't miss your chance to see him in an intimate venue for a very reasonable price... fixr.co/event/phil-w...
Excited to announce that Phil Wang will be appearing at The 99 Club on Wed 18 Feb with a Work in Progress show ahead of his Australian and UK tours later this year! Don't miss your chance to see him in an intimate venue for a very reasonable price... fixr.co/event/phil-w...
Phil Wang: Work in Progress tickets on Wednesday 18 Feb | The 99 Club Comedy | FIXR
Buy tickets to Phil Wang: Work in Progress on Wednesday 18 Feb at 2A Charing Cross Rd, WC2H 0HF | FIXR
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February 2, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Excited to announce that Phil Wang will be appearing at The 99 Club on Wed 18 Feb with a Work in Progress show ahead of his Australian and UK tours later this year! Don't miss your chance to see him in an intimate venue for a very reasonable price... fixr.co/event/phil-w...
The Ed Gamble show at The 99 Club tonight is now sold out but we have another exciting special guest joining us soon for a WIP show - to be the first to get the chance to buy tickets then sign up to the mailing list here: lp.constantcontactpages.com/sl/rqmMtoJ/9...
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February 2, 2026 at 11:26 AM
The Ed Gamble show at The 99 Club tonight is now sold out but we have another exciting special guest joining us soon for a WIP show - to be the first to get the chance to buy tickets then sign up to the mailing list here: lp.constantcontactpages.com/sl/rqmMtoJ/9...
The phrase “has not been accused of any wrongdoing” doesn’t really work anymore in the modern world does it? I know it’s basically just a legal disclaimer but it sounds pretty silly when you consider that the internet exists and accusations are everywhere.
February 2, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The phrase “has not been accused of any wrongdoing” doesn’t really work anymore in the modern world does it? I know it’s basically just a legal disclaimer but it sounds pretty silly when you consider that the internet exists and accusations are everywhere.
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Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
There are few bright spots in the news at the moment, but reading the reviews of Melania is giving me some enjoyment today. So far the Guardian is winning with “a gilded trash remake of Jonathan Glazer’s The Zone of Interest” which is devastating and apposite.
January 31, 2026 at 9:47 AM
There are few bright spots in the news at the moment, but reading the reviews of Melania is giving me some enjoyment today. So far the Guardian is winning with “a gilded trash remake of Jonathan Glazer’s The Zone of Interest” which is devastating and apposite.
This is great but I’m also reminded of Lee Mack’s great bit about Robbie Williams at Glastonbury… share.google/BNr9vR0wrDAC...
January 30, 2026 at 9:08 PM
This is great but I’m also reminded of Lee Mack’s great bit about Robbie Williams at Glastonbury… share.google/BNr9vR0wrDAC...
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Ahhh man. Catherine O’Hara 😔 What an absolute talent. Just stole every minute she was on screen and seemed to still be getting better and funnier every year. 💔
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Ahhh man. Catherine O’Hara 😔 What an absolute talent. Just stole every minute she was on screen and seemed to still be getting better and funnier every year. 💔
This is excellent as ever.
January 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
This is excellent as ever.
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SHOCKING: UK News Host Has USA Meltdown - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Very sad to hear of the death of Catherine O’Hara. She was so brilliant in so many things - indelible in Schitt’s Creek of course but she was also great just last year in The Studio. A phenomenal comic talent gone too soon, but what a body of work to leave behind! #RIP
January 30, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Very sad to hear of the death of Catherine O’Hara. She was so brilliant in so many things - indelible in Schitt’s Creek of course but she was also great just last year in The Studio. A phenomenal comic talent gone too soon, but what a body of work to leave behind! #RIP
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I had a great time diving into everything from Melania’s documentary and ICE in Minnesota to Iranian solidarity raves, what we should all learn from Jimmy Kimmel, and how to fight The New Censorship, with the always-remainiacs @hannahfearn.bsky.social @mattgreencomedy.com & @nndroid.bsky.social 👉👉
NEW EPISODE 🔥 Burnham-Braverman Overdrive plus… how to beat the New Censorship with media analyst guest Ayala @panievsky.bsky.social
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January 30, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I had a great time diving into everything from Melania’s documentary and ICE in Minnesota to Iranian solidarity raves, what we should all learn from Jimmy Kimmel, and how to fight The New Censorship, with the always-remainiacs @hannahfearn.bsky.social @mattgreencomedy.com & @nndroid.bsky.social 👉👉