Areola Grande
@uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social
My kid asking for Mac and cheese every day. Me making Mac and cheese every day bc I also want Mac and cheese every day.
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My kid asking for Mac and cheese every day. Me making Mac and cheese every day bc I also want Mac and cheese every day.
The only thing I ever want is onigiri
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The only thing I ever want is onigiri
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When someone suggests Halloween is for kids
October 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
When someone suggests Halloween is for kids
Sometimes you just need to eat bread and butter pickles straight outta the jar
September 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Sometimes you just need to eat bread and butter pickles straight outta the jar
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here cropping out my giant forehead in all my selfies
September 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here cropping out my giant forehead in all my selfies
I think laying in a puppy puddle would cure me
September 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I think laying in a puppy puddle would cure me
Autism existed before Tylenol’s creation. I know crazy hard pill to swallow (all puns intended) thanks for coming to me Ted talk
September 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Autism existed before Tylenol’s creation. I know crazy hard pill to swallow (all puns intended) thanks for coming to me Ted talk
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How am I supposed to diet when everything requires me to eat my feelings
September 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
How am I supposed to diet when everything requires me to eat my feelings
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We’re all fucked.
You’re not special.
You’re not special.
November 26, 2024 at 11:43 PM
We’re all fucked.
You’re not special.
You’re not special.
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Cleaning the cat box like the world’s saddest archaeologist
September 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Cleaning the cat box like the world’s saddest archaeologist
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My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
November 24, 2024 at 5:12 AM
My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
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The things I might've achieved if I hadn't been insane.
September 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The things I might've achieved if I hadn't been insane.
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The good news is that we'll never know the truth about anything ever again
September 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The good news is that we'll never know the truth about anything ever again
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“Nice tits” thanks I got them from my dad
May 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
“Nice tits” thanks I got them from my dad
Thoughts and prayers
September 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Thoughts and prayers
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A haunted house, buts it’s a line of unexpected visitors knocking on your door.
September 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
A haunted house, buts it’s a line of unexpected visitors knocking on your door.
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Dean Cain made his entire career based on a character who was, in fact, an illegal alien.
September 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Dean Cain made his entire career based on a character who was, in fact, an illegal alien.
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Renting out The Sphere for my friends and family during my colonoscopy.
August 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Renting out The Sphere for my friends and family during my colonoscopy.
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Scheduling weekly prostate exams just to feel something
August 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Scheduling weekly prostate exams just to feel something
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Every little thing she does is tragic
August 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Every little thing she does is tragic
Pretty sure my morning coffee is why I am fat again
August 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Pretty sure my morning coffee is why I am fat again
I love watching non-Americans eat Hershey chocolate for the first time
August 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I love watching non-Americans eat Hershey chocolate for the first time
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