uglylancelot
@uglylancelot.bsky.social
they/whatever | 🏳️⚧️ | queer as in fuck you | early 30s | ♉ | nsfw 🔞 minors dni | acab | anarchist | ask me about zelda lore
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Every company in the world "Try our new feature where you can ask an insane guy who hallucinates and lies important questions that deeply affect your life! He also steals from artists!"
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Every company in the world "Try our new feature where you can ask an insane guy who hallucinates and lies important questions that deeply affect your life! He also steals from artists!"
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i'll never understand why they didn't make it an anthology series about the shady government org doing weird science all over the country. do one on the east coast and do it as a jaws thing. area 51 shit in the south west. it writes itself
I simply do not think Stranger Things is a good enough show to be doing this nonsense
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i'll never understand why they didn't make it an anthology series about the shady government org doing weird science all over the country. do one on the east coast and do it as a jaws thing. area 51 shit in the south west. it writes itself
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MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS
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ask chatgpt:
- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse
ask a hot girl:
- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse
ask a hot girl:
- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
ask chatgpt:
- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse
ask a hot girl:
- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse
ask a hot girl:
- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
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Flowers for Algeron is a bimbofication kink story
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Flowers for Algeron is a bimbofication kink story
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[$] Comm for @adept7777.bsky.social
This was a very fun piece to work on, it included character design as well - might be my favourite kind of comm to do ~ 🌊
This was a very fun piece to work on, it included character design as well - might be my favourite kind of comm to do ~ 🌊
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
[$] Comm for @adept7777.bsky.social
This was a very fun piece to work on, it included character design as well - might be my favourite kind of comm to do ~ 🌊
This was a very fun piece to work on, it included character design as well - might be my favourite kind of comm to do ~ 🌊
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Neurotypical girl who regularly has to spend hours mentally preparing herself to be around more than 3 people
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Neurotypical girl who regularly has to spend hours mentally preparing herself to be around more than 3 people
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i will never correct a typo because it has wabi sabi
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i will never correct a typo because it has wabi sabi
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
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Oh, I'm not giving up drinking. It's what got me where I am today!
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Oh, I'm not giving up drinking. It's what got me where I am today!
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won't have em for this weekend, but i've been getting a few more people at my table than I'd like lately asking *very pointedly* if i drew everything myself, so i designed a new sticker this afternoon that will hopefully quell some of those concerns.
#art
#art
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
won't have em for this weekend, but i've been getting a few more people at my table than I'd like lately asking *very pointedly* if i drew everything myself, so i designed a new sticker this afternoon that will hopefully quell some of those concerns.
#art
#art
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These CEOs, these creatures of business who know no skills but the passing of coin, are possibly the most useless human beings on earth. What can they actually achieve
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
These CEOs, these creatures of business who know no skills but the passing of coin, are possibly the most useless human beings on earth. What can they actually achieve
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White monster for scale.
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
White monster for scale.
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There's no amount of cruel you can be that ensures cruelty won't happen to you
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
There's no amount of cruel you can be that ensures cruelty won't happen to you
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Full Render Commission 🔴⚫
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Full Render Commission 🔴⚫
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people used to like tiger woods beFORE! now they just find him off, putting . folks,,
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
people used to like tiger woods beFORE! now they just find him off, putting . folks,,
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
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Bourgeoi
Bourgeoisie
Bourgeoi Super
Bourgeoi GT
Bourgeoi Daima
Bourgeoisie
Bourgeoi Super
Bourgeoi GT
Bourgeoi Daima
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Bourgeoi
Bourgeoisie
Bourgeoi Super
Bourgeoi GT
Bourgeoi Daima
Bourgeoisie
Bourgeoi Super
Bourgeoi GT
Bourgeoi Daima
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Meet the Sticky Dragonborn behind Boreal Stone Cave with the Tight Snow Elf Jeggings of Summoning
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Meet the Sticky Dragonborn behind Boreal Stone Cave with the Tight Snow Elf Jeggings of Summoning
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I can't stress this enough:
Media doesn't just encourage people to be bigoted, it encourages YOU to be complacent by telling you all your neighbours are irredeemable bigots. The number of ideologically dedicated fash is small, they are just being given all the resources. Talk to your neighbours
Media doesn't just encourage people to be bigoted, it encourages YOU to be complacent by telling you all your neighbours are irredeemable bigots. The number of ideologically dedicated fash is small, they are just being given all the resources. Talk to your neighbours
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I can't stress this enough:
Media doesn't just encourage people to be bigoted, it encourages YOU to be complacent by telling you all your neighbours are irredeemable bigots. The number of ideologically dedicated fash is small, they are just being given all the resources. Talk to your neighbours
Media doesn't just encourage people to be bigoted, it encourages YOU to be complacent by telling you all your neighbours are irredeemable bigots. The number of ideologically dedicated fash is small, they are just being given all the resources. Talk to your neighbours
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Getting Scooby doo’s mystery inc to figure out where all my leg bruises come from.
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Getting Scooby doo’s mystery inc to figure out where all my leg bruises come from.