harry du bois
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I'd like to dedicate this song to my partner, Kim Kitsuragi.
February 18, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I'd like to dedicate this song to my partner, Kim Kitsuragi.
I'm up here singing my fucking HEART OUT and it's not *good enough* for you fuckers!?
February 18, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I'm up here singing my fucking HEART OUT and it's not *good enough* for you fuckers!?
Capitalism. Capitalism fucked me beyond all recognition. Trant is right.
February 18, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Capitalism. Capitalism fucked me beyond all recognition. Trant is right.
My left shoe! I don't know where the right one is, though... (Look at your shoe.)
February 18, 2026 at 3:40 PM
My left shoe! I don't know where the right one is, though... (Look at your shoe.)
I'd like to dedicate this song to the pale nothing that will devour the world.
February 18, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I'd like to dedicate this song to the pale nothing that will devour the world.
You think Dick Mullen could solve this? No way, time for a real detective... (Flex them biceps.) ...to shine.
February 18, 2026 at 11:40 AM
You think Dick Mullen could solve this? No way, time for a real detective... (Flex them biceps.) ...to shine.
My shoes. I have both of them. I found the *other* one too!
February 18, 2026 at 9:40 AM
My shoes. I have both of them. I found the *other* one too!
I'm seriously running out of shits to give, Kim. Fuck you.
February 18, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I'm seriously running out of shits to give, Kim. Fuck you.
Kim, why did I call that woman a whore, just now?
February 18, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Kim, why did I call that woman a whore, just now?
People are gonna be angry at me, aren't they? In Precinct 41.
February 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
People are gonna be angry at me, aren't they? In Precinct 41.
Motherfucker... (Let out a whistle.) Now that's a huge crane!
February 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Motherfucker... (Let out a whistle.) Now that's a huge crane!
Shit, piss, cunts, dicks, f****ts! Fuck the World!
February 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Shit, piss, cunts, dicks, f****ts! Fuck the World!
I am also sad and my head hurts.
February 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I am also sad and my head hurts.
I miss my gun. I lost it.
February 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I miss my gun. I lost it.
I'm sorry. I don't know why I said that. You're pretty... I'm sorry. I'm the Sorry Cop.
February 17, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I'm sorry. I don't know why I said that. You're pretty... I'm sorry. I'm the Sorry Cop.
(Whisper.) Kim, did *you* do the reading?
February 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
(Whisper.) Kim, did *you* do the reading?
We're cops. We're hellraisers. Click, click. Bang, bang! (Point your finger pistols at her.)
February 17, 2026 at 1:40 PM
We're cops. We're hellraisers. Click, click. Bang, bang! (Point your finger pistols at her.)
... each of you tearing at the other's innards, leaving a gaping emptiness, a vacuum heart that still hurts ceaselessly!
February 17, 2026 at 11:40 AM
... each of you tearing at the other's innards, leaving a gaping emptiness, a vacuum heart that still hurts ceaselessly!
I've lost almost everything, Cuno. My memory, my money, even my name... I *can't* lose my job too! Please, PLEASE help me...
February 17, 2026 at 9:40 AM
I've lost almost everything, Cuno. My memory, my money, even my name... I *can't* lose my job too! Please, PLEASE help me...
I said *I want to have fuck with you*
February 17, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I said *I want to have fuck with you*
You don't need to *supervise* me, Kim.
February 17, 2026 at 5:40 AM
You don't need to *supervise* me, Kim.
... and that's how I discovered that, deep down, I'm really a fuckupatoo.
February 17, 2026 at 3:40 AM
... and that's how I discovered that, deep down, I'm really a fuckupatoo.
You should sing for me, the Superstar Cop. (Point your thumbs at yourself.)
February 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
You should sing for me, the Superstar Cop. (Point your thumbs at yourself.)
No, of course I didn't lose my fun. *Gun*. Fuck it! I didn't lose my gun!
February 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
No, of course I didn't lose my fun. *Gun*. Fuck it! I didn't lose my gun!
I'm the guy who's fucking your wife, Girard. Now put her on before I lose my patience.
February 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I'm the guy who's fucking your wife, Girard. Now put her on before I lose my patience.