harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
Fucking die! (Throw the empty gun at her.)
February 19, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Fucking die! (Throw the empty gun at her.)
That's right. If there's one thing I know about myself it's that I'm a *total*, raging feminist.
February 19, 2026 at 5:40 PM
That's right. If there's one thing I know about myself it's that I'm a *total*, raging feminist.
*Franconigerian hard-body*. Softly round, yet still in shape. Ladies dig it.
February 19, 2026 at 3:40 PM
*Franconigerian hard-body*. Softly round, yet still in shape. Ladies dig it.
Kim, how bad an idea is this?
February 19, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Kim, how bad an idea is this?
I'm seriously running out of shits to give, Kim. Fuck you.
February 19, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I'm seriously running out of shits to give, Kim. Fuck you.
I am an alcohol-operated detective. If you want me to solve crimes or do whatever it is I'm here to do you need to insert alcohol into my mouth.
February 19, 2026 at 9:40 AM
I am an alcohol-operated detective. If you want me to solve crimes or do whatever it is I'm here to do you need to insert alcohol into my mouth.
I'm smelling for communists, Kim.
February 19, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I'm smelling for communists, Kim.
No. We want to put a *very important* dead body into your fridge.
February 19, 2026 at 5:40 AM
No. We want to put a *very important* dead body into your fridge.
I embrace my fate, Garte. This is the night of the Hobocop.
February 19, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I embrace my fate, Garte. This is the night of the Hobocop.
THIS IS A DISASTER.
February 19, 2026 at 1:40 AM
THIS IS A DISASTER.
‘She broke me. She fucking broke me.’
February 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
‘She broke me. She fucking broke me.’
I'd like to dedicate this song to my partner, Kim Kitsuragi.
February 18, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I'd like to dedicate this song to my partner, Kim Kitsuragi.
I'm up here singing my fucking HEART OUT and it's not *good enough* for you fuckers!?
February 18, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I'm up here singing my fucking HEART OUT and it's not *good enough* for you fuckers!?
Capitalism. Capitalism fucked me beyond all recognition. Trant is right.
February 18, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Capitalism. Capitalism fucked me beyond all recognition. Trant is right.
My left shoe! I don't know where the right one is, though... (Look at your shoe.)
February 18, 2026 at 3:40 PM
My left shoe! I don't know where the right one is, though... (Look at your shoe.)
I'd like to dedicate this song to the pale nothing that will devour the world.
February 18, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I'd like to dedicate this song to the pale nothing that will devour the world.
You think Dick Mullen could solve this? No way, time for a real detective... (Flex them biceps.) ...to shine.
February 18, 2026 at 11:40 AM
You think Dick Mullen could solve this? No way, time for a real detective... (Flex them biceps.) ...to shine.
My shoes. I have both of them. I found the *other* one too!
February 18, 2026 at 9:40 AM
My shoes. I have both of them. I found the *other* one too!
I'm seriously running out of shits to give, Kim. Fuck you.
February 18, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I'm seriously running out of shits to give, Kim. Fuck you.
Kim, why did I call that woman a whore, just now?
February 18, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Kim, why did I call that woman a whore, just now?
People are gonna be angry at me, aren't they? In Precinct 41.
February 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
People are gonna be angry at me, aren't they? In Precinct 41.
Motherfucker... (Let out a whistle.) Now that's a huge crane!
February 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Motherfucker... (Let out a whistle.) Now that's a huge crane!
Shit, piss, cunts, dicks, f****ts! Fuck the World!
February 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Shit, piss, cunts, dicks, f****ts! Fuck the World!
I am also sad and my head hurts.
February 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I am also sad and my head hurts.
I miss my gun. I lost it.
February 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I miss my gun. I lost it.