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garfield fat cat three pack #8 is out of print and i'm not going to take it anymore
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It's bad that they spiked the story and I'm glad all of you ripped it but I'm not going to START watching 60 Minutes now.
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's bad that they spiked the story and I'm glad all of you ripped it but I'm not going to START watching 60 Minutes now.
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Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"
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sort of an all time My T-Shirt, Answered By My Shirt situation
December 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
sort of an all time My T-Shirt, Answered By My Shirt situation
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WWE's counterprogramming of aew is getting out of control
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
WWE's counterprogramming of aew is getting out of control
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ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
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Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
May 27, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
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like most of you, I am gifting all my friends and family copies of American Canto this Christmas season
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
like most of you, I am gifting all my friends and family copies of American Canto this Christmas season
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you're watching sportsball? cute. i'm contemplating unseen realms, and new paradigms.
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
you're watching sportsball? cute. i'm contemplating unseen realms, and new paradigms.
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hey so that sounds like total shit. really fucking awful. bleak. soul and society destroying. world eating levels of bad.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
hey so that sounds like total shit. really fucking awful. bleak. soul and society destroying. world eating levels of bad.
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
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Do it, Trump. Reopen Action Park.
May 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Do it, Trump. Reopen Action Park.
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"I am Spartacus" except everyone is admitting to felony sexual assault of a minor
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"I am Spartacus" except everyone is admitting to felony sexual assault of a minor
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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There will be some "Wow you can't make these people happy" sentiment but what's really happening is the Dems are beginning to reap the consequences of not really believing in anything. Choreographed maneuvers, too clever by half talking points. People have just had it
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
There will be some "Wow you can't make these people happy" sentiment but what's really happening is the Dems are beginning to reap the consequences of not really believing in anything. Choreographed maneuvers, too clever by half talking points. People have just had it
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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capitalism is about the consolidation of power. the dollars are the scoreboard, not the goal. they hate redistributive policies not just because it would cost them money but because they would redistribtute the *power* as much as the money.
Rick Caruso spent $160 for every vote in LA to lose to Karen Bass. Every billionaire would rather set $100 million on fire before they will cede control of the electorate.
"In the weeks before Andrew Cuomo’s mayoral dream went up in smoke on election night, a handful of independent spending groups backed by New York City’s oligarchy spent more than $55 million supporting the ex-governor or attacking his ultimately victorious rival, Assemblymember Zohran Mamdani."
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
capitalism is about the consolidation of power. the dollars are the scoreboard, not the goal. they hate redistributive policies not just because it would cost them money but because they would redistribtute the *power* as much as the money.
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Our party is shit because most of the people running or seated are power hungry grifters pretending to be leaders but really just want lobby and super pac cash. They absolutely do not believe in anything other than votes on the floor that fill their coffers with billionaire cash
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Our party is shit because most of the people running or seated are power hungry grifters pretending to be leaders but really just want lobby and super pac cash. They absolutely do not believe in anything other than votes on the floor that fill their coffers with billionaire cash
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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The first Kenny omega fan to hold public office
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The first Kenny omega fan to hold public office
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"What we see, I think, are a bunch of rich guys who have been comically out of touch with normal people for many decades, and more recently have blowtorched their brains into a smoking pile of ash on Elon Musk’s Twitter/X and in various group chats." prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...
America’s Dumbest Billionaires Fail to Stop Zohran Mamdani - The American Prospect
It’s encouraging on many levels: New York City didn’t submit to a campaign of flagrant bigotry from disgraced two-time loser Andrew Cuomo, and Americans, particularly young ones, can still be politica...
prospect.org
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"What we see, I think, are a bunch of rich guys who have been comically out of touch with normal people for many decades, and more recently have blowtorched their brains into a smoking pile of ash on Elon Musk’s Twitter/X and in various group chats." prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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oh you need to expose yourself to healthy debate and a wide variety of opinions. how about i do the fucking opposite dick weed. say anything i disagree with and i am blocking your ass. zero interest in debate. im about consensus here on fundamental issues like "fuck this shit" and "these guys stink"
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
oh you need to expose yourself to healthy debate and a wide variety of opinions. how about i do the fucking opposite dick weed. say anything i disagree with and i am blocking your ass. zero interest in debate. im about consensus here on fundamental issues like "fuck this shit" and "these guys stink"
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October 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
MA residents:
If SNAP goes away, your EBT card still lets you use HIP to get fruits/vegetables: mass.gov/info-details...
You can still get Transitional/Emergency Economic Assistance: mass.gov/economic-ass...
This hotline gives access to other meal/pantry programs: projectbread.org/foodsource-h...
If SNAP goes away, your EBT card still lets you use HIP to get fruits/vegetables: mass.gov/info-details...
You can still get Transitional/Emergency Economic Assistance: mass.gov/economic-ass...
This hotline gives access to other meal/pantry programs: projectbread.org/foodsource-h...