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King Théoden
(at)realKingTheoden - 1/2/26, 5:56 AM
Meduseld Healers have just reported that I am of "PERFECT MIND," and that I "ACED" (Meaning, was free of dark magic influence on 100% of the questions asked!), for the third straight time, my Evil Wizard Curse Examination, something which no other King, or previous Viceroy, was willing to take. P.S., I strongly believe that anyone in line for King, or Viceroy, in Rohan should be mandatorily forced to take a strong, meaningful, and proven Evil Wizard Curse Examination. Our great Realm cannot be run by "WITCHED" or ACCURSED PEOPLE! King T](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eoss3vmzem55cm5kuddhdmwn/bafkreiftvntb3gtnqcnfmiz5emp5ufkeno4xt3jzqvqkyezzfy2lruccby@jpeg)
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The Warrior died long ago, smote by the myriad bayonets and musket balls of the mass army.
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The Warrior died long ago, smote by the myriad bayonets and musket balls of the mass army.
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THIS ISN’T CALL OF DUTY
WE PROCURE MILITARY PLATFORMS BASED ON THEIR UTILITY IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE
WE PROCURE MILITARY PLATFORMS BASED ON THEIR UTILITY IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
THIS ISN’T CALL OF DUTY
WE PROCURE MILITARY PLATFORMS BASED ON THEIR UTILITY IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE
WE PROCURE MILITARY PLATFORMS BASED ON THEIR UTILITY IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE
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The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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NORAD tracking Santa is security theater. He can deliver boxes down chimneys all across the world in a single night, fly in all weather with only a red light for a sensor, has a secret base with a massive manufacturing hub and army of helpers, and has blackmail material on everyone (including kids)
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
NORAD tracking Santa is security theater. He can deliver boxes down chimneys all across the world in a single night, fly in all weather with only a red light for a sensor, has a secret base with a massive manufacturing hub and army of helpers, and has blackmail material on everyone (including kids)
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Die hard is a Christmas movie because it is an integral part of a major and widespread Christmas tradition: arguing whether it is a Christmas movie or not
December 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Die hard is a Christmas movie because it is an integral part of a major and widespread Christmas tradition: arguing whether it is a Christmas movie or not
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
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You're mad because you expect a "software update" to make things work better. You will only be free when you understand this to be an illusion and accept the fact that software is suffering
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You're mad because you expect a "software update" to make things work better. You will only be free when you understand this to be an illusion and accept the fact that software is suffering
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Finally, what we've all been asking for at long last is here: a steering wheel designed by someone who is not a human being, and has never driven a car.
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
This Stellantis Brand Is Quietly Preparing Its Most Radical Steering Wheel Yet for Production | Carscoops
The Hypersquare steering wheel and steer-by-wire technology are headed for a production car soon, as Peugeot begins early prototype testing
www.carscoops.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Finally, what we've all been asking for at long last is here: a steering wheel designed by someone who is not a human being, and has never driven a car.
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
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"retreating" is not "surrendering", not "helpless" it is in fact "moving back to fight again". It is not a war crime it just feels mean because human beings cannot grasp the horrible calculus of war.
Yes you did. You vaporized an entire coumn of retreating troops in the Highway of Death massacre. You brutalized Koreans, Vietnamese, Laosians, Cambodians, Afghans, Libyan, Pakistanis...the list is pretty long. This is nothing new, it's a feature of US foreign policy.
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"retreating" is not "surrendering", not "helpless" it is in fact "moving back to fight again". It is not a war crime it just feels mean because human beings cannot grasp the horrible calculus of war.
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Toilet detective. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Toilet detective. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
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That’s not what happened in 1940 lol, the French army did not sit behind the maginot line
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
That’s not what happened in 1940 lol, the French army did not sit behind the maginot line
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“Our players did not respond well to a manager from the Bundesliga who put a lot of demands on them and therefore we are going to appoint Jurgen Klopp” seems like suboptimal reasoning.
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“Our players did not respond well to a manager from the Bundesliga who put a lot of demands on them and therefore we are going to appoint Jurgen Klopp” seems like suboptimal reasoning.
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
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Yes. It's a very common misconception about the past that horses were just a one-to-one replacement for cars - only the rich had carriages, few people rode on horseback for transportation, most horses were used for hauling, not transporting people. Most people (like most of human history) walked
There was never really a point where horse usage reached anywhere near the saturation of car usage, so it's hard to compare. At the highest point there was about one horse for every five Americans. People just walked a lot!
Considering that horses are dangerous and riders are very regularly seriously injured, I wonder what the direct overall injury/death rate looked like when everyone in our society had to constantly ride/drive horses, versus the injury/death rate from cars today?
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Yes. It's a very common misconception about the past that horses were just a one-to-one replacement for cars - only the rich had carriages, few people rode on horseback for transportation, most horses were used for hauling, not transporting people. Most people (like most of human history) walked
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“Children have begun to see school as an endless chore to be endured”??? Has this person forgotten their own childhood?
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“Children have begun to see school as an endless chore to be endured”??? Has this person forgotten their own childhood?
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What’s particularly disconcerting about the Venezuela stuff is how entire parts of the foreign policy establishment are endorsing/running cover for an administration that clearly has no plan or actual strategy
I regret to inform you’ll this is not the most insane article about Venezuela today lol
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What’s particularly disconcerting about the Venezuela stuff is how entire parts of the foreign policy establishment are endorsing/running cover for an administration that clearly has no plan or actual strategy
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part of my pitch for future democratic military policy is "we should crush the special forces and double crush the seals specifically"
they contribute little-to-nothing valuable to american defense and are riddled with war crimes and also just regular crimes
they contribute little-to-nothing valuable to american defense and are riddled with war crimes and also just regular crimes
They're routing this through SOCOM ppl who have traditionally been used for assassinations abroad, presumably including occasional black ops on the high seas.
I’m surprised that the military has been so willing to break the law here.
October 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
part of my pitch for future democratic military policy is "we should crush the special forces and double crush the seals specifically"
they contribute little-to-nothing valuable to american defense and are riddled with war crimes and also just regular crimes
they contribute little-to-nothing valuable to american defense and are riddled with war crimes and also just regular crimes
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and the buses, he tells me, the buses are so slow. too many cars. fares take too long. stop and go, stop, stop, stop, go, stop, go, stop, go, go, stop—no more. fast buses. fast and free
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
and the buses, he tells me, the buses are so slow. too many cars. fares take too long. stop and go, stop, stop, stop, go, stop, go, stop, go, go, stop—no more. fast buses. fast and free