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The bloody ghost of my ancestor Lt. John Bacon, shot dead by a redcoat musket during the Battles of Lexington and Concord on April 19th, 1775, appeared at the side of my bed last night and said anyone can be American as long as they aren’t English
December 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”

“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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If you own a computer it should be illegal for a company to not let you easily install your own software. This includes crap like tvs and refrigerators. Let me put Debian on my dishwasher.
December 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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gentle reminder this christmas eve that we can ill afford another klendathu
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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time for the only holiday tradition that matters
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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We used to really sell movies
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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HUGE update: “jaguar-woman” has turned hernan cortés into two-face by scratching him up. he’s walking around flipping a fucking doubloon
December 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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$25,000 signing bonus

$10,000 per college campus speech

$50,000 for every 200 slurs logged

$100,000 for making the TPUSA all-star roster

she was set up to make over $2M a year but she was barely rosterable for most of the season, one of the more unfortunate prospect busts of late
Anti-trans demagogue and fifth place swimmer Riley Gaines earned $470,000+ last year from a conservative non-profit.

Notably, $420k was incentive-based.

A neat little window into the way the transphobic grift is being compensated.

I wonder what the per-post rate is?
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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FUCK VIBE CODING FUCK OBJECT'S I ONLY WRITE REAL CODE - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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How on earth is chonqing a hidden gem. It has 20x the people of manhattan
December 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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RETWEET IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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"users quickly bypassed the AI's safeguards by prompting it to roleplay as"- ok so what I'm hearing again and again, is they've built a dumb guy in a Bugs Bunny cartoon. You just gotta run back into frame in a wedding dress and now the AI thinks you're getting married. Robots are now all Elmer Fudd
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Here’s a “I didn’t play for a week and now the Christmas event stuff started and every recurring revenue system reset requiring a new pop up” version that is somehow twice as long
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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I love how Tom Paris is a nerd for 50s Americana and nobody seems to enjoy it. You know there's gotta be one guy in Starfleet who's forcing his teammates to watch Revolutionary Girl Utena in a holodeck recreation of a suburban basement
December 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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i wish it were more satisfying to watch Ben Shapiro get eaten alive by the monsters he made his bed with, but unfortunately we have to live with the fuckers too.
1. “F*ck you Ben Shapiro and the midget horse you rode in on.”

Candace Owens, responding to Ben Shapiro’s speech at Turning Point USA, mainlines unquestionable Neo-Nazi propaganda, including dangerous Talmudic conspiracies.
December 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM