Alexander who is also from space
@alexanderfromspace.bsky.social
show me the stupid thing so i may laugh
Glad that got sorted out
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Glad that got sorted out
I am, for the time being, wearing a white t-shirt at a show and I feel extremely uncomfortable.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I am, for the time being, wearing a white t-shirt at a show and I feel extremely uncomfortable.
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Dad Calling Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Dad Calling Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
Transit based DLC
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Transit based DLC
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broke: monster fucker
woke: black lagooner
woke: black lagooner
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
broke: monster fucker
woke: black lagooner
woke: black lagooner
Instead of a Michelin Star, there should be a "Bridgestone Black Hole" for the absolute worst restaurants imaginable in each city
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Instead of a Michelin Star, there should be a "Bridgestone Black Hole" for the absolute worst restaurants imaginable in each city
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Nintendo Gamma Boy
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Nintendo Gamma Boy
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I'm either baggy cargo shorts or skinny jeans, nothing in-between.
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I'm either baggy cargo shorts or skinny jeans, nothing in-between.
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-katy-perry-and-justin-trudeau/
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-katy-perry-and-justin-trudeau/
Got a "nice shirt" compliment from someone for my Rotting Christ tee at the Paul McCartney show tonight
November 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Got a "nice shirt" compliment from someone for my Rotting Christ tee at the Paul McCartney show tonight
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Sometimes the wikipedia mobile app freaks out a little and it makes better shitposts than me
October 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Sometimes the wikipedia mobile app freaks out a little and it makes better shitposts than me
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accurate
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
accurate
19 mins ago someone in space released a legendary volume.
October 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
19 mins ago someone in space released a legendary volume.
They should turn the bass pro shop pyramid into this
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
They should turn the bass pro shop pyramid into this
Declaring "the die is cast" anytime I press the start button on my dishwasher
October 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Declaring "the die is cast" anytime I press the start button on my dishwasher
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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One of the smartest things Costco does is assigning every shopper a “Costco Enemy,”who stays in front of them putting carts in stupid places and blocking the aisle and going really slowly. This gives the shopper 30% more browsing time and creates a memorable, provocative experience
September 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
One of the smartest things Costco does is assigning every shopper a “Costco Enemy,”who stays in front of them putting carts in stupid places and blocking the aisle and going really slowly. This gives the shopper 30% more browsing time and creates a memorable, provocative experience
Almost wiped out on my bike earlier today because I saw what I thought was a Halloween decoration scarecrow move, but it turned out to just be an actual guy standing there
October 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Almost wiped out on my bike earlier today because I saw what I thought was a Halloween decoration scarecrow move, but it turned out to just be an actual guy standing there
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Don't mind me, I'm just reticulating my splines.
October 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Don't mind me, I'm just reticulating my splines.
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
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