Vampire Step-Dad 🎵NIGHT:SHIFT II Out Now🎵
@vampirestepdad.com
I make music that sounds like a John Hughes movie you've not yet seen. Synthwave / Retrowave
Wholesome AF - He/Him
I also love horror movies and home haunts and crafting/woodworking.
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Wholesome AF - He/Him
I also love horror movies and home haunts and crafting/woodworking.
linktr.ee/vampirestepdad
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This is what I do.
If you like synthwave / retrowave with genuine feels, check out the link in my bio.
If you like synthwave / retrowave with genuine feels, check out the link in my bio.
It's been seventeen days and the biggest change I've noticed is that I talk to myself out loud a lot more.
I'm taking a hiatus from social media. See you on the other side.
December 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It's been seventeen days and the biggest change I've noticed is that I talk to myself out loud a lot more.
I'm taking a hiatus from social media. See you on the other side.
December 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I'm taking a hiatus from social media. See you on the other side.
If you're cold, I'm cold. Please invite me in.
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If you're cold, I'm cold. Please invite me in.
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last of my breakup comics, so relieved to finally be done with these hahaha
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
last of my breakup comics, so relieved to finally be done with these hahaha
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I forget who said it first, but isn't it wild that in one generation we built the most advanced system for finding information about anything, and then we ruined it.
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I forget who said it first, but isn't it wild that in one generation we built the most advanced system for finding information about anything, and then we ruined it.
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I was honored to be able to model alongside Ms Ella, but holy crap my arms were so sore the next day.
QRP with your most popular piece on bsky!
It be my nude Vampirella
#art #arttrain #artshare #selfpromo
It be my nude Vampirella
#art #arttrain #artshare #selfpromo
June 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I was honored to be able to model alongside Ms Ella, but holy crap my arms were so sore the next day.
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There was like, a decade or two where the climax of every film revolved around which wire you were supposed to cut.
June 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
There was like, a decade or two where the climax of every film revolved around which wire you were supposed to cut.
Well look how that turned out...
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Well look how that turned out...
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I've had a couple of comments about this cartoon, which I thought would be a great opportunity to drill down in excruciatingly needless detail about my process. Someone said how much did I deliberate over the use of the word 'Pig' and another suggested it should say 'Hog'. So, here was my thinking:
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I've had a couple of comments about this cartoon, which I thought would be a great opportunity to drill down in excruciatingly needless detail about my process. Someone said how much did I deliberate over the use of the word 'Pig' and another suggested it should say 'Hog'. So, here was my thinking:
What a great character arc.
This girl really knows her craft.
(IT: Welcome to Derry)
This girl really knows her craft.
(IT: Welcome to Derry)
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
What a great character arc.
This girl really knows her craft.
(IT: Welcome to Derry)
This girl really knows her craft.
(IT: Welcome to Derry)
I can be a bit dramatic at times
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I can be a bit dramatic at times
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
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Fuck it, it's done. Who wants to master my album.
December 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Fuck it, it's done. Who wants to master my album.
I've figured out the secret to bsky engagement:
1. Complain about something
2. Include a picture of a cat
3. Mention LEGO
1. Complain about something
2. Include a picture of a cat
3. Mention LEGO
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I've figured out the secret to bsky engagement:
1. Complain about something
2. Include a picture of a cat
3. Mention LEGO
1. Complain about something
2. Include a picture of a cat
3. Mention LEGO
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Young people are still getting together in garages and making music.
They're paying human artists to make logos and album art.
Support the future of music with this preorder & get the single today.
corporatocracy.bandcamp.com/album/corpor...
#crust #punk #dbeat
They're paying human artists to make logos and album art.
Support the future of music with this preorder & get the single today.
corporatocracy.bandcamp.com/album/corpor...
#crust #punk #dbeat
Corporatocracy, by Corporatocracy
7 track album
corporatocracy.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Young people are still getting together in garages and making music.
They're paying human artists to make logos and album art.
Support the future of music with this preorder & get the single today.
corporatocracy.bandcamp.com/album/corpor...
#crust #punk #dbeat
They're paying human artists to make logos and album art.
Support the future of music with this preorder & get the single today.
corporatocracy.bandcamp.com/album/corpor...
#crust #punk #dbeat
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The first 5 hand-painted wooden ornaments are done! I'll post them individually tomorrow for a better view, but here they are. 😈🎨🦇
They'll go on my site tomorrow, too- $13 + $7 S/H but you can reserve one now if you want.
(Bonus picture of Marty because I needed a placeholder. He is NOT for sale.)
They'll go on my site tomorrow, too- $13 + $7 S/H but you can reserve one now if you want.
(Bonus picture of Marty because I needed a placeholder. He is NOT for sale.)
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The first 5 hand-painted wooden ornaments are done! I'll post them individually tomorrow for a better view, but here they are. 😈🎨🦇
They'll go on my site tomorrow, too- $13 + $7 S/H but you can reserve one now if you want.
(Bonus picture of Marty because I needed a placeholder. He is NOT for sale.)
They'll go on my site tomorrow, too- $13 + $7 S/H but you can reserve one now if you want.
(Bonus picture of Marty because I needed a placeholder. He is NOT for sale.)
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If you supported me, or any of my friends, or any of the artists / musicians / music-makers I enjoy, or just anyone who created something and deserved to feel the little spark of joy that comes from someone being interested and spending some money on something they created today—
Thank you!
Thank you!
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If you supported me, or any of my friends, or any of the artists / musicians / music-makers I enjoy, or just anyone who created something and deserved to feel the little spark of joy that comes from someone being interested and spending some money on something they created today—
Thank you!
Thank you!
I won four LEGO sets in a silent auction so now I know what I'm doing with my weekend. I NEVER get LEGO, so I am super pumped.
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I won four LEGO sets in a silent auction so now I know what I'm doing with my weekend. I NEVER get LEGO, so I am super pumped.
"Woah, that's a lot of Bsky notifications! Did the post about the music we worked really hard on take off some how?
Oh...no. It's the cynical comment I made that got a lot of likes. "
Sigh.
Oh...no. It's the cynical comment I made that got a lot of likes. "
Sigh.
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"Woah, that's a lot of Bsky notifications! Did the post about the music we worked really hard on take off some how?
Oh...no. It's the cynical comment I made that got a lot of likes. "
Sigh.
Oh...no. It's the cynical comment I made that got a lot of likes. "
Sigh.
If it doesn't include a crewman operating a vomit machine in the corner, is it really a 4K remaster?
Lionsgate Limited is getting "Hip to be Square" with a brand new American Psycho 4K Ultra HD box set for the film's 25th anniversary, and our exclusive video reveals all the gorgeous details.
New Video Showcases Stunning ‘American Psycho’ 25th Anniversary 4K UHD Box Set
Lionsgate Limited is getting “Hip to be Square” with a brand new American Psycho 4K Ultra HD box set for the film’s 25th anniversary, and our exclusive video reveals all the gorgeous details. The box ...
bloody-disgusting.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If it doesn't include a crewman operating a vomit machine in the corner, is it really a 4K remaster?
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A tiny example of using reference for inspiration not duplication. For those of your curious about the machine in the recent Arctic piece, it is inspired by the already ‘wonky' Tucker Sno Cat. I would love to drive one of those.
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A tiny example of using reference for inspiration not duplication. For those of your curious about the machine in the recent Arctic piece, it is inspired by the already ‘wonky' Tucker Sno Cat. I would love to drive one of those.
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I know I say this every year, but I'mma say it again:
Your top streamed artists of the year - If you've not already done so, you need to find a way to directly support them. They've earned it.
Bandcamp, buy a shirt, stickers, Patreon for a month. They made your year, make their day!
Your top streamed artists of the year - If you've not already done so, you need to find a way to directly support them. They've earned it.
Bandcamp, buy a shirt, stickers, Patreon for a month. They made your year, make their day!
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I know I say this every year, but I'mma say it again:
Your top streamed artists of the year - If you've not already done so, you need to find a way to directly support them. They've earned it.
Bandcamp, buy a shirt, stickers, Patreon for a month. They made your year, make their day!
Your top streamed artists of the year - If you've not already done so, you need to find a way to directly support them. They've earned it.
Bandcamp, buy a shirt, stickers, Patreon for a month. They made your year, make their day!