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Earl Gray III
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Some languish in obscurity, I prefer to lounge in it. Creator of the angle neck toothbrush. He/Him

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If you’re new here, welcome to one of the better parts of the internet! I’m Earl and I specialize in creating background chatter. Here’s a copy of Psychocandy, a Wawa hoagie, and an FM Towns Marty. If you also like any of these things, there’s a good chance that we’d get along.
J.J. & Jeff/Kato-chan and Ken-chan is just as occasionally frustrating as I remember it being, but the soundtrack is even better than I recall. This track always gives me Brubeck vibes.
05_Field 4 - JJ & Jeff (TurboGrafx-16/PC Engine Music 1990)
YouTube video by VGM Symposium
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November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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"I wonder if it remembers me "
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This game has gone from being the play by play metaphor portion of Paradise By The Dashboard Light to becoming the indecisive duet part of Paradise By The Dashboard Light.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Salò, or the 120 Days of Baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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it is simply nobody's business why someone on SNAP is doing literally anything short of murder
It annoys me when people say “they’re on SNAP but their hair and nails are done and they’ve got tattoos”. It’s extremely normal to do your own hair and buy press on nails, and tattoos literally last forever. What do tattoos someone got 10 years ago have to do with them needing to eat now
October 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
PRGE weekend is upon us, which means seeing a lot of game prices that will make the idea of selling off some of the collection very tempting.
October 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’ve seen a lot of things, but I’ve never seen Dr. Dude’s haircut recreated in the real world.
October 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
🎼To save our Mother Earth from any alien attack

From vicious giant insects who have once again come back

We’ll unleash all our forces, we won’t cut them any slack

Yodobashi Yodobashi Cam-er-a🎶
October 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It never dawned on me until now that Capcom’s Fighters Edge logo was possibly just using some slightly modified clip art.
October 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Even as the console seems to be circling the drain, Microsoft would get an instant purchase of a Series X out of me if they gave it full and region free 360 BC. My 360 imports have been languishing on a shelf since my Japanese 360 died.
October 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Layer Section for Saturn is probably one of the best shooters on the system, and remains affordable even after The Great Saturn Land Rush. Every time I play it, I’m happy I took that guy on AtariAge up on his bundle offer in 2009.
October 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Now that I’m back home, I can safely say that the UK has some of the best availability when it comes to old guy music on CDs in the modern era. I was able to fill in some gaps in my collection relatively affordably, which is nice.
September 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Subtly downgrade a band

Dagwood
Subtly downgrade a band

Newport Dolls
Subtly downgrade a band

Moist Leg
September 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Let’s give more candy bars sequels.
September 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I’m watching this game show in my hotel room. It’s called Tipping Point, and it’s pretty much just a quiz show with a coin pusher element. Honestly, it’s decently compelling in a hotel room kind of way.
September 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Heartbreaking: A product you genuinely enjoy has appeared as a YouTube sponsorship.
September 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I will forever buy Arcade Archives games whenever on sale. Usually it’s a fun exploration of an obscure title. Occasionally it’s bafflement at an arcade game’s control scheme. Looking at you, The Tin Star.
September 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Last night I had a dream that I came across a bootleg Ms Pac Man cabinet that played the intro sample from Groove Is in the Heart when you started a game. Honestly, it was pretty natural fit.
September 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
2004: Man, I hope someday I can have a copy of Snatcher. Then I’d be a real collector!

2025: Bootleg SG-1000s? Where are they. I will immediately start walking in their direction. With a Soggy-1000, it is impossible to be a Man of Constant Sorrow.
Fucked up in the crib playin soggy-1000
September 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I’ve never been actively into a trading card game, but this Gundam TCG may pose an active threat to my wallet. If we get new art of obscure characters and suits, I can easily see myself getting hooked.
August 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Beyond psyched about this, this was my first Final Fantasy title, which I think goes a long way in explaining how my tastes in games developed. Seriously though, it’s terrific.
August 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This Indian restaurant I just ordered from has YouTube auto playing dance numbers from various Bollywood movies, and honestly I’ve never been more okay with waiting for a take out order. This rules.
August 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
By and large, Napoleon Dynamite holds up remarkably well.
August 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I think we’re about due for a new Samba De Amigo spinoff.
August 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM