Felix Colgrave
@felixcolgrave.bsky.social
picture mover
http://felix.film/
http://felix.film/
A cunning ploy, Adobe, but you forgot one thing *slides jewel case out of my sleeve*
My highschool computing teacher was my friend's Dad
My highschool computing teacher was my friend's Dad
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM
A cunning ploy, Adobe, but you forgot one thing *slides jewel case out of my sleeve*
My highschool computing teacher was my friend's Dad
My highschool computing teacher was my friend's Dad
I extended all the music from my short film DONKS, now it's also an album
felixcolgrave.bandcamp.com/album/donks-...
felixcolgrave.bandcamp.com/album/donks-...
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I extended all the music from my short film DONKS, now it's also an album
felixcolgrave.bandcamp.com/album/donks-...
felixcolgrave.bandcamp.com/album/donks-...
Huge innovations in the cube space lately
January 19, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Huge innovations in the cube space lately
Eating a vegetable:
This is sensible. This is how plants should taste. This is grass and wood at its most edible
Eating a fruit:
This is a delicately crafted lure. Flesh engorged with sugar to attract me like a bird, to fill me up with seeds. A sexual organ. This is the reverse of the Jumanji plant
This is sensible. This is how plants should taste. This is grass and wood at its most edible
Eating a fruit:
This is a delicately crafted lure. Flesh engorged with sugar to attract me like a bird, to fill me up with seeds. A sexual organ. This is the reverse of the Jumanji plant
January 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Eating a vegetable:
This is sensible. This is how plants should taste. This is grass and wood at its most edible
Eating a fruit:
This is a delicately crafted lure. Flesh engorged with sugar to attract me like a bird, to fill me up with seeds. A sexual organ. This is the reverse of the Jumanji plant
This is sensible. This is how plants should taste. This is grass and wood at its most edible
Eating a fruit:
This is a delicately crafted lure. Flesh engorged with sugar to attract me like a bird, to fill me up with seeds. A sexual organ. This is the reverse of the Jumanji plant
Glass House/House Fly
January 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Glass House/House Fly
The USA does frightening alchemy to corn, makes it into battery acid or whatever, but at least they have corn. Australia is the USA with no corn. The British just rocked up and ignored every plant like "gee I hope we can make baked beans grow here or we're fucked"
January 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
The USA does frightening alchemy to corn, makes it into battery acid or whatever, but at least they have corn. Australia is the USA with no corn. The British just rocked up and ignored every plant like "gee I hope we can make baked beans grow here or we're fucked"
"users quickly bypassed the AI's safeguards by prompting it to roleplay as"- ok so what I'm hearing again and again, is they've built a dumb guy in a Bugs Bunny cartoon. You just gotta run back into frame in a wedding dress and now the AI thinks you're getting married. Robots are now all Elmer Fudd
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
"users quickly bypassed the AI's safeguards by prompting it to roleplay as"- ok so what I'm hearing again and again, is they've built a dumb guy in a Bugs Bunny cartoon. You just gotta run back into frame in a wedding dress and now the AI thinks you're getting married. Robots are now all Elmer Fudd
Worm Deprivation
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Worm Deprivation
Saw 1 episode of the new Alien show, and whatever, not really for me, BUT it's set 100 years in the future and in one scene some kids watch Ice Age 4??
People watch old movies of course, but not MOST old movies- and that has to be the funniest prediction as to what will stand the test of time
People watch old movies of course, but not MOST old movies- and that has to be the funniest prediction as to what will stand the test of time
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Saw 1 episode of the new Alien show, and whatever, not really for me, BUT it's set 100 years in the future and in one scene some kids watch Ice Age 4??
People watch old movies of course, but not MOST old movies- and that has to be the funniest prediction as to what will stand the test of time
People watch old movies of course, but not MOST old movies- and that has to be the funniest prediction as to what will stand the test of time
Hi these weren't shipping to the US for a while, but now they are again! You might not know it yet but this rat is your new favourite cartoon character. When I finish my rat cartoon you will say "wow I love this rat, I'm glad I had purchased Rat™ merchandise from wombot.studio/shop before seeing it"
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Hi these weren't shipping to the US for a while, but now they are again! You might not know it yet but this rat is your new favourite cartoon character. When I finish my rat cartoon you will say "wow I love this rat, I'm glad I had purchased Rat™ merchandise from wombot.studio/shop before seeing it"
Lovely Assistant
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Lovely Assistant
Just what I need! My old cubes are completely used up
November 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Just what I need! My old cubes are completely used up
In the 2010s Australian bands were all called "Bear and Fox" and all the street art was wistful paintings of stags and wolves. A celebration of nature, but a different nature, on the computer. Boreal yearning in the stomp clap colony. We didn't have the technology to romanticise emus
October 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
In the 2010s Australian bands were all called "Bear and Fox" and all the street art was wistful paintings of stags and wolves. A celebration of nature, but a different nature, on the computer. Boreal yearning in the stomp clap colony. We didn't have the technology to romanticise emus
I can no longer play from memory any of the Bach or Debussy or whatever that I learnt as a child doing piano recitals, but I can still play the arrangement I transcribed of the music from the snowboard level in Zoombinis Mountain Rescue
October 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I can no longer play from memory any of the Bach or Debussy or whatever that I learnt as a child doing piano recitals, but I can still play the arrangement I transcribed of the music from the snowboard level in Zoombinis Mountain Rescue
Advertisers clamber over each other to quickly make ads in cool new styles while they're still associated with cool new things, and not associated ads.
AI generated ads bravely buck that trend, by using the shit new style all consumers hate and associate with spam and propaganda
AI generated ads bravely buck that trend, by using the shit new style all consumers hate and associate with spam and propaganda
October 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Advertisers clamber over each other to quickly make ads in cool new styles while they're still associated with cool new things, and not associated ads.
AI generated ads bravely buck that trend, by using the shit new style all consumers hate and associate with spam and propaganda
AI generated ads bravely buck that trend, by using the shit new style all consumers hate and associate with spam and propaganda
On Tasmanian souvenirs you will see this motif of people, devils, teddies etc with 2 heads. It's never explicit, but the joke is: we are inbred! It's a cartoon congenital disorder. I have no idea how a tourist is meant to guess this, so I guess it's an in-joke, for Tasmanians to enjoy, in every shop
September 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
On Tasmanian souvenirs you will see this motif of people, devils, teddies etc with 2 heads. It's never explicit, but the joke is: we are inbred! It's a cartoon congenital disorder. I have no idea how a tourist is meant to guess this, so I guess it's an in-joke, for Tasmanians to enjoy, in every shop
My best/worst one was years ago when I was high in the Gallery of NSW- so of course in the gift shop I bought one of those kids magic crystal garden growing kits. I put it on the counter and the cashier said "are you Felix Colgrave"
i had a doctors appointment to talk about hormone stuff and before we got started, my doctor was like "hey so um. are you like. the artist sloane? on twitter?"
a beautiful woman once approached me in the lobby of a hotel at SPX and asked "are you Gretchen Felker-Martin?" and when I said I was, she blushed and said "I love your Hannibal shitposts"
September 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
My best/worst one was years ago when I was high in the Gallery of NSW- so of course in the gift shop I bought one of those kids magic crystal garden growing kits. I put it on the counter and the cashier said "are you Felix Colgrave"
Reposted by Felix Colgrave
felixcolgrave.bandcamp.com/album/paper-...
Hello! I've taken all of the music from my looping paper animations, and unfurled them into longer tracks. Go listen why don't ya!!!!!
Hello! I've taken all of the music from my looping paper animations, and unfurled them into longer tracks. Go listen why don't ya!!!!!
Paper Loops, by Felix Colgrave
29 track album
felixcolgrave.bandcamp.com
September 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
felixcolgrave.bandcamp.com/album/paper-...
Hello! I've taken all of the music from my looping paper animations, and unfurled them into longer tracks. Go listen why don't ya!!!!!
Hello! I've taken all of the music from my looping paper animations, and unfurled them into longer tracks. Go listen why don't ya!!!!!
felixcolgrave.bandcamp.com/album/paper-...
Hello! I've taken all of the music from my looping paper animations, and unfurled them into longer tracks. Go listen why don't ya!!!!!
Hello! I've taken all of the music from my looping paper animations, and unfurled them into longer tracks. Go listen why don't ya!!!!!
Paper Loops, by Felix Colgrave
29 track album
felixcolgrave.bandcamp.com
September 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
felixcolgrave.bandcamp.com/album/paper-...
Hello! I've taken all of the music from my looping paper animations, and unfurled them into longer tracks. Go listen why don't ya!!!!!
Hello! I've taken all of the music from my looping paper animations, and unfurled them into longer tracks. Go listen why don't ya!!!!!
After getting this spider beanie baby named "Godfrey" from a Chemist Warehouse discount bin, my 6 year old has been finding toy spiders and naming them "God Two", "God One", "God Zero", and mused this morning, "I'm thinking of having 100 Gods".
August 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
After getting this spider beanie baby named "Godfrey" from a Chemist Warehouse discount bin, my 6 year old has been finding toy spiders and naming them "God Two", "God One", "God Zero", and mused this morning, "I'm thinking of having 100 Gods".
excellent choice sir. That will be one thousand dollars.
August 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
excellent choice sir. That will be one thousand dollars.