Felix Colgrave
@felixcolgrave.bsky.social
picture mover
http://felix.film/
http://felix.film/
Lovely Assistant
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Lovely Assistant
Just what I need! My old cubes are completely used up
November 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Just what I need! My old cubes are completely used up
In the 2010s Australian bands were all called "Bear and Fox" and all the street art was wistful paintings of stags and wolves. A celebration of nature, but a different nature, on the computer. Boreal yearning in the stomp clap colony. We didn't have the technology to romanticise emus
October 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
In the 2010s Australian bands were all called "Bear and Fox" and all the street art was wistful paintings of stags and wolves. A celebration of nature, but a different nature, on the computer. Boreal yearning in the stomp clap colony. We didn't have the technology to romanticise emus
I can no longer play from memory any of the Bach or Debussy or whatever that I learnt as a child doing piano recitals, but I can still play the arrangement I transcribed of the music from the snowboard level in Zoombinis Mountain Rescue
October 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I can no longer play from memory any of the Bach or Debussy or whatever that I learnt as a child doing piano recitals, but I can still play the arrangement I transcribed of the music from the snowboard level in Zoombinis Mountain Rescue
Advertisers clamber over each other to quickly make ads in cool new styles while they're still associated with cool new things, and not associated ads.
AI generated ads bravely buck that trend, by using the shit new style all consumers hate and associate with spam and propaganda
AI generated ads bravely buck that trend, by using the shit new style all consumers hate and associate with spam and propaganda
October 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Advertisers clamber over each other to quickly make ads in cool new styles while they're still associated with cool new things, and not associated ads.
AI generated ads bravely buck that trend, by using the shit new style all consumers hate and associate with spam and propaganda
AI generated ads bravely buck that trend, by using the shit new style all consumers hate and associate with spam and propaganda
On Tasmanian souvenirs you will see this motif of people, devils, teddies etc with 2 heads. It's never explicit, but the joke is: we are inbred! It's a cartoon congenital disorder. I have no idea how a tourist is meant to guess this, so I guess it's an in-joke, for Tasmanians to enjoy, in every shop
September 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
On Tasmanian souvenirs you will see this motif of people, devils, teddies etc with 2 heads. It's never explicit, but the joke is: we are inbred! It's a cartoon congenital disorder. I have no idea how a tourist is meant to guess this, so I guess it's an in-joke, for Tasmanians to enjoy, in every shop
My best/worst one was years ago when I was high in the Gallery of NSW- so of course in the gift shop I bought one of those kids magic crystal garden growing kits. I put it on the counter and the cashier said "are you Felix Colgrave"
i had a doctors appointment to talk about hormone stuff and before we got started, my doctor was like "hey so um. are you like. the artist sloane? on twitter?"
a beautiful woman once approached me in the lobby of a hotel at SPX and asked "are you Gretchen Felker-Martin?" and when I said I was, she blushed and said "I love your Hannibal shitposts"
September 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
My best/worst one was years ago when I was high in the Gallery of NSW- so of course in the gift shop I bought one of those kids magic crystal garden growing kits. I put it on the counter and the cashier said "are you Felix Colgrave"
Reposted by Felix Colgrave
felixcolgrave.bandcamp.com/album/paper-...
Hello! I've taken all of the music from my looping paper animations, and unfurled them into longer tracks. Go listen why don't ya!!!!!
Hello! I've taken all of the music from my looping paper animations, and unfurled them into longer tracks. Go listen why don't ya!!!!!
Paper Loops, by Felix Colgrave
29 track album
felixcolgrave.bandcamp.com
September 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
felixcolgrave.bandcamp.com/album/paper-...
Hello! I've taken all of the music from my looping paper animations, and unfurled them into longer tracks. Go listen why don't ya!!!!!
Hello! I've taken all of the music from my looping paper animations, and unfurled them into longer tracks. Go listen why don't ya!!!!!
felixcolgrave.bandcamp.com/album/paper-...
Hello! I've taken all of the music from my looping paper animations, and unfurled them into longer tracks. Go listen why don't ya!!!!!
Hello! I've taken all of the music from my looping paper animations, and unfurled them into longer tracks. Go listen why don't ya!!!!!
Paper Loops, by Felix Colgrave
29 track album
felixcolgrave.bandcamp.com
September 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
felixcolgrave.bandcamp.com/album/paper-...
Hello! I've taken all of the music from my looping paper animations, and unfurled them into longer tracks. Go listen why don't ya!!!!!
Hello! I've taken all of the music from my looping paper animations, and unfurled them into longer tracks. Go listen why don't ya!!!!!
After getting this spider beanie baby named "Godfrey" from a Chemist Warehouse discount bin, my 6 year old has been finding toy spiders and naming them "God Two", "God One", "God Zero", and mused this morning, "I'm thinking of having 100 Gods".
August 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
After getting this spider beanie baby named "Godfrey" from a Chemist Warehouse discount bin, my 6 year old has been finding toy spiders and naming them "God Two", "God One", "God Zero", and mused this morning, "I'm thinking of having 100 Gods".
excellent choice sir. That will be one thousand dollars.
August 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
excellent choice sir. That will be one thousand dollars.
Getting kind of over microplastics, I barely feel them. Upgrading to macroplastics
August 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Getting kind of over microplastics, I barely feel them. Upgrading to macroplastics
The fact that the Australian Broadcasting Company gave all the merchandising rights for Bluey to the British Broadcasting Company, is maddening. It's the AUKUS deal of animation. With all that money, just think, Australia would be able to afford TWO cartoons
‘Bluey’ is growing up. From record-breaking streams to theme parks and baked beans, the BBC is turning the hit kids’ show into a multibillion-dollar lifestyle brand for all ages.
www.cartoonbrew.com/business/blu...
www.cartoonbrew.com/business/blu...
BBC Plans All-Ages Expansion for Global Hit 'Bluey'
The BBC aims to turn 'Bluey' into a full lifestyle brand, reaching teens and adults as the hit preschool series becomes a global commercial powerhouse.
www.cartoonbrew.com
July 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The fact that the Australian Broadcasting Company gave all the merchandising rights for Bluey to the British Broadcasting Company, is maddening. It's the AUKUS deal of animation. With all that money, just think, Australia would be able to afford TWO cartoons
People exemplify characters like Hello Kitty + Labubu as peak capitalism because they exist solely for merch.
100% true, but the designs have to appeal on their own-
Spiderman or Star Wars can move mountains of equally trash products, but uglier, where the only value is a reference. Kinda worse IMO
100% true, but the designs have to appeal on their own-
Spiderman or Star Wars can move mountains of equally trash products, but uglier, where the only value is a reference. Kinda worse IMO
July 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
People exemplify characters like Hello Kitty + Labubu as peak capitalism because they exist solely for merch.
100% true, but the designs have to appeal on their own-
Spiderman or Star Wars can move mountains of equally trash products, but uglier, where the only value is a reference. Kinda worse IMO
100% true, but the designs have to appeal on their own-
Spiderman or Star Wars can move mountains of equally trash products, but uglier, where the only value is a reference. Kinda worse IMO
Gen AI sucks and would Miyazaki agree, yeah sure, BUT that quote about "an insult to life itself" is specifically about body horror being ableist. Someone procedurally made 3D bodies flail around and said "these could be zombies" and he said "that's really mean." A completely different valid take
July 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Gen AI sucks and would Miyazaki agree, yeah sure, BUT that quote about "an insult to life itself" is specifically about body horror being ableist. Someone procedurally made 3D bodies flail around and said "these could be zombies" and he said "that's really mean." A completely different valid take
Hello, I may have a level of involvement in this! Including but not limited to the trunk pig
July 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hello, I may have a level of involvement in this! Including but not limited to the trunk pig
The English language used up all of its one-syllable words on livestock. Each animal can have like 5 names so you can specify age, sex and fertility in a single noise. That way you can discuss animal husbandry really quickly!
For other topics, sorry, you're gonna have to use the LONG words
For other topics, sorry, you're gonna have to use the LONG words
June 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The English language used up all of its one-syllable words on livestock. Each animal can have like 5 names so you can specify age, sex and fertility in a single noise. That way you can discuss animal husbandry really quickly!
For other topics, sorry, you're gonna have to use the LONG words
For other topics, sorry, you're gonna have to use the LONG words
Australian winter:
-no Christmas (that's in summer)
-no summer holidays (that's at Christmas)
-its just cold and nothing happens
-do your tax return
-you find out what the song of the summer is
-no Christmas (that's in summer)
-no summer holidays (that's at Christmas)
-its just cold and nothing happens
-do your tax return
-you find out what the song of the summer is
June 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Australian winter:
-no Christmas (that's in summer)
-no summer holidays (that's at Christmas)
-its just cold and nothing happens
-do your tax return
-you find out what the song of the summer is
-no Christmas (that's in summer)
-no summer holidays (that's at Christmas)
-its just cold and nothing happens
-do your tax return
-you find out what the song of the summer is
WALL WORLD | Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by Felix Colgrave
www.youtube.com
June 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Plumpin | Animated Short Film with @FelixColgrave
YouTube video by Studio Showoff
youtu.be
June 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM