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that awkward moment when Darth Vader goes to check his mailbox hoping for a Father's Day card and all he's got are bills for the Death Star
June 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
that awkward moment when Darth Vader goes to check his mailbox hoping for a Father's Day card and all he's got are bills for the Death Star
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We need ai tech bubbles to pop ASAP so we can get their chairs from an office liquidator.
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
We need ai tech bubbles to pop ASAP so we can get their chairs from an office liquidator.
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Guys I did it.
BRB gotta take a shower. 😂
BRB gotta take a shower. 😂
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Guys I did it.
BRB gotta take a shower. 😂
BRB gotta take a shower. 😂
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update: turkeys still frozen lol
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
update: turkeys still frozen lol
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*RFK jr voice* can anybody guess how i made the gravy
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
*RFK jr voice* can anybody guess how i made the gravy
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I'm a recovering heroin addict and the Twitter-cooked people make my addiction look like amateur hour.
Nazis weren't enough. Proof Elon thumbs the algo not enough. 2 likes on posts from 100K 'follower' accounts not enough. And now this shit. What's it gonna take?
Nazis weren't enough. Proof Elon thumbs the algo not enough. 2 likes on posts from 100K 'follower' accounts not enough. And now this shit. What's it gonna take?
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm a recovering heroin addict and the Twitter-cooked people make my addiction look like amateur hour.
Nazis weren't enough. Proof Elon thumbs the algo not enough. 2 likes on posts from 100K 'follower' accounts not enough. And now this shit. What's it gonna take?
Nazis weren't enough. Proof Elon thumbs the algo not enough. 2 likes on posts from 100K 'follower' accounts not enough. And now this shit. What's it gonna take?
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I love the Montreal metro so much. Rubber tires!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I love the Montreal metro so much. Rubber tires!!
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Hitting a power plant in Moscow region will be impossible to hide from the public. It raises fear that Putin can't protect them and questions the whole reason for the war.
Here's the moment of arrival of the second warhead.
Here's the moment of arrival of the second warhead.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Hitting a power plant in Moscow region will be impossible to hide from the public. It raises fear that Putin can't protect them and questions the whole reason for the war.
Here's the moment of arrival of the second warhead.
Here's the moment of arrival of the second warhead.
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And the last video for now, a close-up of the fire raging at the Shaturskaya power plant in Moscow region.
Remember, Ukraine "has no cards"
But we have wild Flamingos. Very wild ones!
Remember, Ukraine "has no cards"
But we have wild Flamingos. Very wild ones!
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
And the last video for now, a close-up of the fire raging at the Shaturskaya power plant in Moscow region.
Remember, Ukraine "has no cards"
But we have wild Flamingos. Very wild ones!
Remember, Ukraine "has no cards"
But we have wild Flamingos. Very wild ones!
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Good Saturday Morning Chart Fans!
Here is the link to Saturday's Chart Fest.
open.substack.com/pub/heleneme...
Here is the link to Saturday's Chart Fest.
open.substack.com/pub/heleneme...
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Good Saturday Morning Chart Fans!
Here is the link to Saturday's Chart Fest.
open.substack.com/pub/heleneme...
Here is the link to Saturday's Chart Fest.
open.substack.com/pub/heleneme...
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Okay. Y'all owe me. Here it is.
ALL RIGHT YOU FREAKS
Telos News Telos News Read in the Substack app Open app Part 2: She Did It Again Ryan Lizza Nov 21, 2025 ∙ Paid If you are new to this series, start here. She did it again. It was four years later....
docs.google.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Okay. Y'all owe me. Here it is.
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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Ongoing demolition in Bitcoin
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Ongoing demolition in Bitcoin
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
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Elon continues to prove that no amount of money - not even a trillion dollars - can make you cool
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Elon continues to prove that no amount of money - not even a trillion dollars - can make you cool
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Like a lot of people here I still have a lot of friends who still haven’t left Twitter. Inexplicable.
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Like a lot of people here I still have a lot of friends who still haven’t left Twitter. Inexplicable.
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
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have you ever posted so bad that the Supreme Court of Canada told you to go to therapy and then the province of Alberta made a whole law about how you have to be allowed to post that bad?
ca.news.yahoo.com/jordan-peter...
ca.news.yahoo.com/jordan-peter...
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
have you ever posted so bad that the Supreme Court of Canada told you to go to therapy and then the province of Alberta made a whole law about how you have to be allowed to post that bad?
ca.news.yahoo.com/jordan-peter...
ca.news.yahoo.com/jordan-peter...
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🎶 Panic ! in the Shitcos 🎶
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
🎶 Panic ! in the Shitcos 🎶
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The UPS prelim report is out, and Jesus fucking Christ
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The UPS prelim report is out, and Jesus fucking Christ