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ThomasG
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I commit picture framing in SW Colorado. Liberal, atheist, frog fan, Dr Who nut, MST3K also..
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Nostalgic for the brief period in 1999 when we thought Blair Witch might be real
October 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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murder, she fantasized
July 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I wonder if the fall of other empires was this dumb.
July 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
now, THAT’S a clean tub..
June 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It’s Easter, Lily…
April 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Evidence would suggest that if Elon Musk made a sandwich, it would explode.
March 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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OH SHIT HE'S DOING THE THING
March 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
*snuff*
this is beautiful
*ode to dr. seuss*

i won’t eat them lightly fried
i won’t eat them as a side
i won’t eat them from a bag
i won’t eat them if you nag
i won’t eat them cuz they’re crunchy
i won’t eat them as a munchie
i don’t care how you adorn it
i won’t eat a murder hornet😳
March 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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This is a coup.
We have been careful to avoid using the word coup, but it’s time to call it what it is—this is a coup. Trump signed an executive order granting only the attorney general or the president the authority to interpret laws executed by the executive branch.
February 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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do y'all remember when mitt romney said he had binders full of women and that was like a really big deal hahahahahaha we're all going to die
February 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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how long do you have to follow a rabbit until they show you where they live cause so far it’s not 27 minutes
February 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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crazy to think that it’s already the super bowl in australia
February 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
this is perfect
Now that DOGE will be involved in "improving" the aviation industry, I don't see myself flying anytime soon. Not really interested in experiencing a rapid unplanned disassembly firsthand.
February 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose
January 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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It’s a good job we didn’t have the internet when Scrappy-Doo was introduced.
January 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
*psychic paper*
Hasn’t been my favorite year, but this Dr Who Special might be my favorite episode of all time.
December 25, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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alexander graham bell slipping a piece of paper with the number 1 written on it to a babe at the bar
December 5, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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The real Alice of Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant” dies at 83 #RIP
The real Alice of Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant” dies at 83
The hippie-era icon who inspired folk singer Arlo Guthrie’s epic, Berkshire's based anti-establishment song “Alice’s Restaurant” has died. Alice Brock took her final breath at a hospice home in Wellfl...
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November 22, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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Happy Max Headroom Incident Day to all who celebrate.

#Hack #Hacking #HackThePlanet

youtu.be/dKnwhokvgxE
WGN Channel 9 - The Nine O'Clock News - "The 1st 'Max Headroom' Incident" (1987)
YouTube video by The Museum of Classic Chicago Television (www.FuzzyMemories.TV)
youtu.be
November 22, 2024 at 9:07 AM
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Laser tag makes me realize how quickly I will die in the laser wars
November 17, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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I don’t know about “known for” but I was most proud of finishing this
November 15, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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FYI:

The collective noun is "a sewer of billionaires."
October 5, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Schrödinger’s alcoholic.
November 5, 2024 at 6:22 PM