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Steve Hill 🏴‍☠️📚
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Brit in the US. Author of 'The Blood of the Cutlass' series. 30+ yrs working w/ homeless, mentally ill & AODA.

Milwaukee, WI

Please check out https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVYPN5Z2
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Pirates! Treasure! Ghosts! A psychotic parrot!

All these and more in my Children’s-Book-But-Also-For-Grown-Ups ‘The Blood of the Cutlass’, available as an ebook, paperback or hardcover.

Book 2 in the series due out later this year! 🏴‍☠️☠️

www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVYPN5Z2
Trump is absolutely not in the Epstein files, no you can’t see them, don’t be silly.
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My unpopular opinion is that The Rise of Skywalker is the best film in the sequel series.

It’s like they took one of the craziest Star Wars novels from the 90s and filmed it word for word.
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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EAT HER SOUL is now live on Amazon (free for KUnlimited users).
Pete invites his rich friends to a party that they're supposed to never forget, when a sudden summer storm cuts off their Wi-Fi. When there's no one else to turn to, what will you turn into?
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November 14, 2024 at 12:00 PM
If the pressure continues to mount over Epstein, you better believe we’ll hear a lot about his health then.
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Instead of a glossary this time, my next book will have an appendix subtitled ‘Separating Fact from Fiction in The Blood of the Cutlass series’. But I can’t think of a piratey title for it. Best I have (which I don’t like) is “Arrr or Nah”.

Any writery types out there with better suggestions..?
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Former homeless shelter worker here. Shelters receive the majority of their donations, gifts & volunteers around Thanksgiving to Christmas. If you want to help as a family or work team, consider pledging to do something in the first few months of the year instead, when volunteering drops off.
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Why are they overthinking this? James Bond is the codename for the agent currently assigned as 007. New 007, new Bond. Conflict arises from the weight of the legacy the rank & name bestow. Better yet, just let me write the damn thing.
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“I’m absolutely willing to hold a vote on extending Obamacare.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Decades after nuclear war, magic returns.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "The pacing was spot-on, and the last chapters—Wow!"

"I’d highly recommend this one for anyone craving a fun, action packed adventure that mixes science and magic in a way that absolutely sucks you in."

Link: relinks.me/B09XJBQMRK

#scifi 💙📚
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“I have secured a deal to hold a vote on extending healthcare subsidies at some point in the future…”
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Guy Fawkes got what was coming to him over the weekend. 🔥
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Democrats breathe a sigh of relief that after 40 days they can finally crumple to the floor, no longer needing to uphold the pretense of ever having a spine.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
No one on our street has put their bins out yet. How am I supposed to know whether it’s a recycle day or not? This is very disrespectful of them, if you ask me.
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Todays code giveaway is for Fantastic Four First Steps in 4K. Like this comment to enter and I'll randomly pick a winner at 6PM EST. Codes may not work outside of the US. Winners will be messaged with the code. Good luck.
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
*I’d rather be working on my book*

- Me, at pretty much any social event.
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m already nostalgic for the Louvre heist. They should make these into a franchise. Have one every year in a new and exotic locale. Make the getaways more fantastic, like in a gondola or a rickshaw. Basically a cross between the Pink Panther and James Bond, but for reals.
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Unusually, I awoke before my alarm. But why?

- Noise?
- Temperature?
- Bladder?
- Existential dread that the country is marching ever onwards into Fascism?
- Cat?
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
When you bend down to pick up a piece of clothing from the floor and you miss and you grab for it again and miss again and attempt a third time and still miss and you wonder if this is your life now, stuck in this position, continually grabbing and falling to pick up a sock.
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
New Rule: All ‘Alien’ and ‘Jurassic Park’ movies going forward must have the tagline “This time, we’re *certain* we have them contained”.
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
This is the only printed copy of the 4th draft of my book, which I’m currently editing line by line.

88 thousand words, 26 chapters, 264 pages. Very excited for other eyes to see it soon.
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Good luck, New York, now you’ve elected a COMMUNIST, hope you’re happy when he starts taxing the rich, freezing rents, building affordable homes, providing free bus rides, universal childcare, city-owned grocery stores, raising the minimum wage…

/s
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My idea for the next Jurassic World movie: the dinosaurs don’t escape, but the tension comes from the passive-aggressive relationship between the guy who sells the hotdogs and the girl who sells the Dippin’ Dots.
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“I would hold off on any victory laps this morning if I were a Democratic strategist. From last night’s results, it’s clear that they would have lost big if more people had voted for the other candidates…”

- Political pundits today, probably.
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Mike Johnson is very busy, he hasn’t had a chance to hear any news from last night, please don’t ask him about it.
November 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Growing up poor we had some good to foods that were cheap and easy. Here's a thread of a few of them if you need ideas to stretch your food budget. 1/
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM