@tomeemee.bsky.social
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you know things are bad when you’re like “man, it was better out there when people were dressing as creepy clowns and scaring people”
September 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
you know things are bad when you’re like “man, it was better out there when people were dressing as creepy clowns and scaring people”
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Do I look like I have my life together or do I look like I just crawled out of a haunted Build A Bear
August 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Do I look like I have my life together or do I look like I just crawled out of a haunted Build A Bear
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I put the crazy in that patsy cline song
August 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I put the crazy in that patsy cline song
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an epipen but full of dopamine for days when you guys ignore my bangers
July 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
an epipen but full of dopamine for days when you guys ignore my bangers
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california’s population is larger than at least a dozen red states *combined* so if we’re playing the “we deserve more representation” game give us our 500 senators
Texas Lt Gov Dan Patrick: "We're a red state. We deserve more representation."
August 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
california’s population is larger than at least a dozen red states *combined* so if we’re playing the “we deserve more representation” game give us our 500 senators
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I'm what the French call "les incompetents"
April 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm what the French call "les incompetents"
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the depression will continue until morale improves
April 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
the depression will continue until morale improves
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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Joggers, sweatpants, trackpants?... Let's not kid ourselves here, they are "sofapants".
April 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Joggers, sweatpants, trackpants?... Let's not kid ourselves here, they are "sofapants".
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I can sing a 30 year old song word for word but can’t remember what I came into the living room for.
March 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I can sing a 30 year old song word for word but can’t remember what I came into the living room for.
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please stop putting a double IPA in every mixed pack of craft beer. I am so old
March 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
please stop putting a double IPA in every mixed pack of craft beer. I am so old
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Yes, there really is an animal called a dhole. Grow up.
March 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Yes, there really is an animal called a dhole. Grow up.
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the feminine urge to live out the rest of my days in a spooky coastal town with my cat, drinking coffee, reading books, casting spells. maybe terrorize the local children every now and then.
March 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
the feminine urge to live out the rest of my days in a spooky coastal town with my cat, drinking coffee, reading books, casting spells. maybe terrorize the local children every now and then.
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Can I do an out of office message if I am just sitting at my desk determined not to answer emails for the rest of the day?
March 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Can I do an out of office message if I am just sitting at my desk determined not to answer emails for the rest of the day?
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Beefing with Canada is like beefing with Dolly Parton.
March 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Beefing with Canada is like beefing with Dolly Parton.
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So the bank just called to discuss my financial goals.
And then we laughed and laughed.
And then I cried.
And then we laughed and laughed.
And then I cried.
March 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
So the bank just called to discuss my financial goals.
And then we laughed and laughed.
And then I cried.
And then we laughed and laughed.
And then I cried.
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At this point, pick an issue that you can impact, be vocal where you can…
But most of all, love and support those around you as best as you can.
But most of all, love and support those around you as best as you can.
March 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
At this point, pick an issue that you can impact, be vocal where you can…
But most of all, love and support those around you as best as you can.
But most of all, love and support those around you as best as you can.
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“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”
- H.P. Lovecraft
- H.P. Lovecraft
March 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”
- H.P. Lovecraft
- H.P. Lovecraft
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arguing with a guy at the amusement park I have 16 seconds to come up with each insult before our teacups pass each other again
January 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
arguing with a guy at the amusement park I have 16 seconds to come up with each insult before our teacups pass each other again
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Unfortunately for me, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman
February 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Unfortunately for me, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman
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People just don't build cities on rock and roll anymore.
February 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
People just don't build cities on rock and roll anymore.