Mister Mellifluous
@tofuttibreak.bsky.social
Twitter escapee … happy lil piglet. Ice cream eater, halogen lamp owner
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Every Fucking progressive Democracy in the World
Has universal or Single Payer Healthcare
Canada
New Zealand
Australia
Germany
France
Sweden
Denmark
Finland
Spain
Japan
UK
Taiwan
And the Richest Nation in the World, the good old USA?
Shit
Why?
Republicans are shit people
Has universal or Single Payer Healthcare
Canada
New Zealand
Australia
Germany
France
Sweden
Denmark
Finland
Spain
Japan
UK
Taiwan
And the Richest Nation in the World, the good old USA?
Shit
Why?
Republicans are shit people
December 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Every Fucking progressive Democracy in the World
Has universal or Single Payer Healthcare
Canada
New Zealand
Australia
Germany
France
Sweden
Denmark
Finland
Spain
Japan
UK
Taiwan
And the Richest Nation in the World, the good old USA?
Shit
Why?
Republicans are shit people
Has universal or Single Payer Healthcare
Canada
New Zealand
Australia
Germany
France
Sweden
Denmark
Finland
Spain
Japan
UK
Taiwan
And the Richest Nation in the World, the good old USA?
Shit
Why?
Republicans are shit people
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If there is one celebrity who I am certain, without a shadow of a doubt, would be proud to have his death used as a partisan cudgel against Republicans, it is Rob Reiner
I'm old enough to remember Paul Wellstone's death, and how Republicans led the dumbest pundit dickheads in a round of schoolmarm scolding after liberals celebrated Paul's life in partisan terms. All I can say is: Get over it. This is how we should pay respects to one of our own: Partisan as fuck.
December 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If there is one celebrity who I am certain, without a shadow of a doubt, would be proud to have his death used as a partisan cudgel against Republicans, it is Rob Reiner
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The Republican Party is going to get worse before it gets even worse
Still need someone to write a piece about how many of the Trump/DHS/ICE videos this administration has made are dripping with "megachurch video production" values
December 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Republican Party is going to get worse before it gets even worse
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
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when u see a book about a penguin with two dads
December 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
when u see a book about a penguin with two dads
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a core problem that continually faces the "we'll just take over the liberal institutions!" plot of conservatives is that they are all incomparably dim dipshits who think the institutions are "liberal" as they understand it solely because of their leadership
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
a core problem that continually faces the "we'll just take over the liberal institutions!" plot of conservatives is that they are all incomparably dim dipshits who think the institutions are "liberal" as they understand it solely because of their leadership
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so, this right here? this is one of the absolutely most lawless, brazenly unconstitutional impeachable offenses ever committed by any president other than trump in the history of our country.
like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
so, this right here? this is one of the absolutely most lawless, brazenly unconstitutional impeachable offenses ever committed by any president other than trump in the history of our country.
like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
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An academic disliked an Oxford Very Short Introduction (145 pages) in his field so much that he wrote a 200 page book review attacking it. www.pierre-legrand.com/ewExternalFi...
December 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
An academic disliked an Oxford Very Short Introduction (145 pages) in his field so much that he wrote a 200 page book review attacking it. www.pierre-legrand.com/ewExternalFi...
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It's in the state legislatures where you're going to start seeing GOP defiance to Trump. They're generally less out-of-touch than Congress and their staffs are more likely to notice even small changes in constituent behavior.
December 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It's in the state legislatures where you're going to start seeing GOP defiance to Trump. They're generally less out-of-touch than Congress and their staffs are more likely to notice even small changes in constituent behavior.
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Incredibly good sign for the country that Republican state legislators are reacting negatively to Trump trying to threaten them
December 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Incredibly good sign for the country that Republican state legislators are reacting negatively to Trump trying to threaten them
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Indiana’s Senate has voted AGAINST the GOP gerrymander that’d have locked in a 9-0 map.
This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.
The vote failed big, 19/31.
The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.
The vote failed big, 19/31.
The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Indiana’s Senate has voted AGAINST the GOP gerrymander that’d have locked in a 9-0 map.
This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.
The vote failed big, 19/31.
The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.
The vote failed big, 19/31.
The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
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This whole “double tap” language makes it seem like someone playing Call of Duty and not the United States government murdering fishermen.
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This whole “double tap” language makes it seem like someone playing Call of Duty and not the United States government murdering fishermen.
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Is this clear enough or are we still doing that whole thing where we pretend it’s about “crime”?
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Is this clear enough or are we still doing that whole thing where we pretend it’s about “crime”?
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It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
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The one thing Donald Trump has always and will always be afraid of is the truth. And right now, he’s scared.
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The one thing Donald Trump has always and will always be afraid of is the truth. And right now, he’s scared.
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Meet two heroes of our times.
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Meet two heroes of our times.
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Again, you're an idiot, because what you did was EXACERBATE the death and destruction in Gaza.
The people of Gaza wanted Harris.
You're so full of shit, so propagandized, so deeply misinformed, you acted to enable exactly what you pretend to oppose. You goddamned hypocrite.
The people of Gaza wanted Harris.
You're so full of shit, so propagandized, so deeply misinformed, you acted to enable exactly what you pretend to oppose. You goddamned hypocrite.
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Again, you're an idiot, because what you did was EXACERBATE the death and destruction in Gaza.
The people of Gaza wanted Harris.
You're so full of shit, so propagandized, so deeply misinformed, you acted to enable exactly what you pretend to oppose. You goddamned hypocrite.
The people of Gaza wanted Harris.
You're so full of shit, so propagandized, so deeply misinformed, you acted to enable exactly what you pretend to oppose. You goddamned hypocrite.
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RFK Jr’s campaign manager’s stepfather owns the Criterion Collection, in case you were worried we couldn’t somehow tie Akira Kurosawa into this
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
RFK Jr’s campaign manager’s stepfather owns the Criterion Collection, in case you were worried we couldn’t somehow tie Akira Kurosawa into this
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@tofuttibreak.bsky.social has swears! They've used 20 profanities in their last 291 posts.
🥇 "shit" (7 times)
🥈 "fuckin" (4 times)
🥉 "fucking" (2 times)
🥇 "shit" (7 times)
🥈 "fuckin" (4 times)
🥉 "fucking" (2 times)
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
@tofuttibreak.bsky.social has swears! They've used 20 profanities in their last 291 posts.
🥇 "shit" (7 times)
🥈 "fuckin" (4 times)
🥉 "fucking" (2 times)
🥇 "shit" (7 times)
🥈 "fuckin" (4 times)
🥉 "fucking" (2 times)
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…