Mister Mellifluous
@tofuttibreak.bsky.social
Twitter escapee … happy lil piglet. Ice cream eater, halogen lamp owner
Better to say “what it says is” rather than “what it sees as”
December 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Better to say “what it says is” rather than “what it sees as”
Mmmm I’d love to live there
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Mmmm I’d love to live there
Marriage: a process of trial and error, and sometimes vice versa
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Marriage: a process of trial and error, and sometimes vice versa
I grew up in Michigan and this was also true. Just a total clown. A punchline
December 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I grew up in Michigan and this was also true. Just a total clown. A punchline
I had a 35 pound and had to stop using it because it was causing me elbow pain from tossing and turning at night
December 18, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I had a 35 pound and had to stop using it because it was causing me elbow pain from tossing and turning at night
Crazy how did this happen
December 18, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Crazy how did this happen
Oh to have 7 hours of sleep in a night
December 18, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Oh to have 7 hours of sleep in a night
Top three fave places in the world for me
December 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Top three fave places in the world for me
I took Greyhound from Detroit to Laramie Wyoming and back for school in the 90s - 30+ hours one way, mostly flat and mind numbingly boring. Did that four times per school year for four years. I seen some shit
December 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I took Greyhound from Detroit to Laramie Wyoming and back for school in the 90s - 30+ hours one way, mostly flat and mind numbingly boring. Did that four times per school year for four years. I seen some shit
Bobson Dugnutt was a beast on the mound that year
December 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Bobson Dugnutt was a beast on the mound that year
Needs to be a prominent plank in the platform of the Dem who gets my vote
December 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Needs to be a prominent plank in the platform of the Dem who gets my vote
Trump Derangement Syndrome is supporting Trump
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Trump Derangement Syndrome is supporting Trump
I believe the GOP can go lower. They have it in them
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I believe the GOP can go lower. They have it in them
Your brain is goo
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Your brain is goo
He’s digging in, folks
December 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
He’s digging in, folks
Reposted by Mister Mellifluous
a core problem that continually faces the "we'll just take over the liberal institutions!" plot of conservatives is that they are all incomparably dim dipshits who think the institutions are "liberal" as they understand it solely because of their leadership
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
a core problem that continually faces the "we'll just take over the liberal institutions!" plot of conservatives is that they are all incomparably dim dipshits who think the institutions are "liberal" as they understand it solely because of their leadership
Poor John Connally back in the line of fire
December 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Poor John Connally back in the line of fire