The Mayor of Christmas
@tinseltown.bsky.social
Founder and lead host of Tinseltown: the Holiday Movie Podcast.
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Shortly after getting my drivers license in high school, I took the first of what would turn out to be many theater road trips, seeing a production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch in Philadelphia. My friend and I went to some random restaurant and got the best wings I’ve ever had. No idea where it was.
I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again
April 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Shortly after getting my drivers license in high school, I took the first of what would turn out to be many theater road trips, seeing a production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch in Philadelphia. My friend and I went to some random restaurant and got the best wings I’ve ever had. No idea where it was.
It’s nice that in this era where so many actors are getting super jacked to play superheroes in action movies, Ralph Fiennes got super jacked to wander around eating handfuls of dirt with his dick out in a quiet historical drama about a man who feels war has robbed him of the ability to be human.
April 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It’s nice that in this era where so many actors are getting super jacked to play superheroes in action movies, Ralph Fiennes got super jacked to wander around eating handfuls of dirt with his dick out in a quiet historical drama about a man who feels war has robbed him of the ability to be human.
Take it from a guy who apparently thinks every Snow White movie is at least pretty good, the new Snow White movie is pretty good! 
April 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Take it from a guy who apparently thinks every Snow White movie is at least pretty good, the new Snow White movie is pretty good! 
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sorry man you have only yourself to blame for this
January 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
sorry man you have only yourself to blame for this
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Vice President Walz could have been in the Capital Center parking lot helping de-ice someone's windshield right this very moment but you dummies had to fuck it all up.
January 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Vice President Walz could have been in the Capital Center parking lot helping de-ice someone's windshield right this very moment but you dummies had to fuck it all up.
Very happy that Superman suits are finally moving away from this trend.
January 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Very happy that Superman suits are finally moving away from this trend.
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low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.
Zuckerberg says people who leave his platforms are "virtue signaling"
January 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.
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This! The Oscars, at their best, serve as an opportunity to spotlight movies that are worth your time to check out! They're (in part) an educational and promotional tool, not just a vindication of your tastes.
Little rant: This is the time of year for anti-Oscar gripes, and the one I like least is "I haven't even heard of these movies!" Folks, that's on you. The 25 or 30 films in the mix have been talked about incessantly in entertainment media since September. Many are in theaters. Many are streaming. >
January 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This! The Oscars, at their best, serve as an opportunity to spotlight movies that are worth your time to check out! They're (in part) an educational and promotional tool, not just a vindication of your tastes.
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I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other as black. I just send them each other's moves. They both think I'm a genius. Both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives as they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity
January 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other as black. I just send them each other's moves. They both think I'm a genius. Both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives as they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity
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Wow, what are the odds?!
January 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Wow, what are the odds?!
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
It’s been nice knowing everybody. I’ve had a good time on this earth since I was born in 1984, just five years before the release of the Belgian techno anthem Pump up the Jam.
It’s been nice knowing everybody. I’ve had a good time on this earth since I was born in 1984, just five years before the release of the Belgian techno anthem Pump up the Jam.
January 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
It’s been nice knowing everybody. I’ve had a good time on this earth since I was born in 1984, just five years before the release of the Belgian techno anthem Pump up the Jam.
It’s been nice knowing everybody. I’ve had a good time on this earth since I was born in 1984, just five years before the release of the Belgian techno anthem Pump up the Jam.
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Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
January 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
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Tired: You can't make Blazing Saddles today.
Wired: You can't make Bee Movie today.
Wired: You can't make Bee Movie today.
April 29, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Tired: You can't make Blazing Saddles today.
Wired: You can't make Bee Movie today.
Wired: You can't make Bee Movie today.
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Since writing this article, I have received messages from angry men, calling me names, telling I’m wrong, & that I’d be begging a man to save me if I was lost in the woods. To recap, there are men are sending me abusive emails to prove they are the safe choice.
So far, no bears have written in.
So far, no bears have written in.
Women, would you rather be stuck in a forest with a strange man or a strange bear? inews.co.uk/opinion/wome...
Women, would you rather be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear?
I want to say the man, I really do, but I can’t shake the idea that I would be safer with the bear
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April 29, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Since writing this article, I have received messages from angry men, calling me names, telling I’m wrong, & that I’d be begging a man to save me if I was lost in the woods. To recap, there are men are sending me abusive emails to prove they are the safe choice.
So far, no bears have written in.
So far, no bears have written in.
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I used the power of AI to imagine what Kurt Cobain would look like if he was alive today
March 30, 2024 at 10:03 AM
I used the power of AI to imagine what Kurt Cobain would look like if he was alive today
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Thinking, as I do every Easter, about how much Jesus Christ Superstar improves on the Passion narratives in the New Testament. Fleshing out all the characters, giving them proper motivations and believable psychology. The gospel authors got absolutely rinsed by Tim Rice
March 30, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Thinking, as I do every Easter, about how much Jesus Christ Superstar improves on the Passion narratives in the New Testament. Fleshing out all the characters, giving them proper motivations and believable psychology. The gospel authors got absolutely rinsed by Tim Rice
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[holding hand over receiver] everyone shut the fuck up, the menu options have changed
August 20, 2023 at 3:55 PM
[holding hand over receiver] everyone shut the fuck up, the menu options have changed
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Gambit, about to throw a card from an oblique strategies deck at you: “Take away de elements in order of apparent non-importance, mon ami!”
November 11, 2023 at 1:33 PM
Gambit, about to throw a card from an oblique strategies deck at you: “Take away de elements in order of apparent non-importance, mon ami!”
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Actual Headlines
Eddie Murphy Stars in First Ever Holiday Movie Candy Cane Lane
-The Today Show
Eddie Murphy to Star in His First Christmas Movie
-Parade
Candy Cane Lane: Eddie Murphy Stars in His First-Ever Live-Action Holiday Movie
-The Daily Mail
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Eddie Murphy Stars in First Ever Holiday Movie Candy Cane Lane
-The Today Show
Eddie Murphy to Star in His First Christmas Movie
-Parade
Candy Cane Lane: Eddie Murphy Stars in His First-Ever Live-Action Holiday Movie
-The Daily Mail
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November 9, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Actual Headlines
Eddie Murphy Stars in First Ever Holiday Movie Candy Cane Lane
-The Today Show
Eddie Murphy to Star in His First Christmas Movie
-Parade
Candy Cane Lane: Eddie Murphy Stars in His First-Ever Live-Action Holiday Movie
-The Daily Mail
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Eddie Murphy Stars in First Ever Holiday Movie Candy Cane Lane
-The Today Show
Eddie Murphy to Star in His First Christmas Movie
-Parade
Candy Cane Lane: Eddie Murphy Stars in His First-Ever Live-Action Holiday Movie
-The Daily Mail
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