David Thomas Lynch
@davidtlynch.bsky.social
from off of https://www.dkvine.com/
Thanks, subtitles!
February 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Thanks, subtitles!
I'm seeing a lot of pictures, descriptions, and accounts of the game. I hope you all got permission from the NFL before posting.
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I'm seeing a lot of pictures, descriptions, and accounts of the game. I hope you all got permission from the NFL before posting.
Why do they always schedule the Super Bowl on the same day as the Big Game?
February 8, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Why do they always schedule the Super Bowl on the same day as the Big Game?
Jeff Bezos? The guy from Star Trek Beyond?
February 4, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Jeff Bezos? The guy from Star Trek Beyond?
30 years ago today, Star Trek: Voyager warned us that driving too fast turns people into salamanders.
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
30 years ago today, Star Trek: Voyager warned us that driving too fast turns people into salamanders.
Reposted by David Thomas Lynch
Live your life in a way that doesn't have the world celebrating the slight possibility that you might be dead.
August 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Live your life in a way that doesn't have the world celebrating the slight possibility that you might be dead.
This might be worse than the plastic Homer head.
January 18, 2026 at 4:03 AM
This might be worse than the plastic Homer head.
If the earth was really 4 billion years old, why does the iPhone calendar break when you scroll past 4713 BCE? Checkmate, atheists!
January 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
If the earth was really 4 billion years old, why does the iPhone calendar break when you scroll past 4713 BCE? Checkmate, atheists!
The MS-DOS version of Yooka-Replaylee comes on 18,700 disks.
January 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The MS-DOS version of Yooka-Replaylee comes on 18,700 disks.
HAPPY 2025 goddammit this always takes a while
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
HAPPY 2025 goddammit this always takes a while
I can't figure out how to turn off the spoiler tag on the Epstein files.
December 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I can't figure out how to turn off the spoiler tag on the Epstein files.
Reposted by David Thomas Lynch
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
"But Harry Potter was an important part of my childhood!"
Have you tried growing the fuck up?
Have you tried growing the fuck up?
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"But Harry Potter was an important part of my childhood!"
Have you tried growing the fuck up?
Have you tried growing the fuck up?
Reposted by David Thomas Lynch
Using Sora to create a video of Donald Duck and Goofy meeting Sephiroth.
[Donald Duck voice] Sora, it's Sephiroth!
YouTube video by JayHitcher
youtu.be
October 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Using Sora to create a video of Donald Duck and Goofy meeting Sephiroth.
With all the apps giving you their year in review summaries now, I believe this means that nothing you do for the rest of the year is admissible in court.
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
With all the apps giving you their year in review summaries now, I believe this means that nothing you do for the rest of the year is admissible in court.
It's Cyber Monday, the day people do their online shopping from work because they don't have internet access at home. This is apparently a thing in 2025.
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It's Cyber Monday, the day people do their online shopping from work because they don't have internet access at home. This is apparently a thing in 2025.
If the turkey accepts the pardon, it's considered to be an admission of guilt.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If the turkey accepts the pardon, it's considered to be an admission of guilt.
Thanks to @evercade.co.uk, we now have proof that this game was real and not some weird @dkvine.com fever dream we all had 25 years ago.
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Thanks to @evercade.co.uk, we now have proof that this game was real and not some weird @dkvine.com fever dream we all had 25 years ago.
"This revolutionary technology will forever change everything," and it's referring to this:
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"This revolutionary technology will forever change everything," and it's referring to this:
In the Switch 1 version it was called a Lost Sierra Mist.
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
In the Switch 1 version it was called a Lost Sierra Mist.
Reposted by David Thomas Lynch
Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.
When you read these Epstein emails, you start to understand why so many prominent conservatives are obsessed with checking the genitals of children. It's a big thing for them!
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.
19 MONTHS IS TOO LONG TO WAIT!
BRING BACK THE DOCTOR, DON'T HESITATE!
BRING BACK THE DOCTOR, DON'T HESITATE!
November 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
19 MONTHS IS TOO LONG TO WAIT!
BRING BACK THE DOCTOR, DON'T HESITATE!
BRING BACK THE DOCTOR, DON'T HESITATE!
I didn't know you could say that on Nickelodeon.
October 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I didn't know you could say that on Nickelodeon.
Using Sora to create a video of Donald Duck and Goofy meeting Sephiroth.
[Donald Duck voice] Sora, it's Sephiroth!
YouTube video by JayHitcher
youtu.be
October 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Using Sora to create a video of Donald Duck and Goofy meeting Sephiroth.