David Thomas Lynch
@davidtlynch.bsky.social
from off of https://www.dkvine.com/
If the turkey accepts the pardon, it's considered to be an admission of guilt.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If the turkey accepts the pardon, it's considered to be an admission of guilt.
Thanks to @evercade.co.uk, we now have proof that this game was real and not some weird @dkvine.com fever dream we all had 25 years ago.
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Thanks to @evercade.co.uk, we now have proof that this game was real and not some weird @dkvine.com fever dream we all had 25 years ago.
"This revolutionary technology will forever change everything," and it's referring to this:
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"This revolutionary technology will forever change everything," and it's referring to this:
In the Switch 1 version it was called a Lost Sierra Mist.
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
In the Switch 1 version it was called a Lost Sierra Mist.
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Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.
When you read these Epstein emails, you start to understand why so many prominent conservatives are obsessed with checking the genitals of children. It's a big thing for them!
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.
19 MONTHS IS TOO LONG TO WAIT!
BRING BACK THE DOCTOR, DON'T HESITATE!
BRING BACK THE DOCTOR, DON'T HESITATE!
November 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
19 MONTHS IS TOO LONG TO WAIT!
BRING BACK THE DOCTOR, DON'T HESITATE!
BRING BACK THE DOCTOR, DON'T HESITATE!
I didn't know you could say that on Nickelodeon.
October 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I didn't know you could say that on Nickelodeon.
Using Sora to create a video of Donald Duck and Goofy meeting Sephiroth.
[Donald Duck voice] Sora, it's Sephiroth!
YouTube video by JayHitcher
youtu.be
October 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Using Sora to create a video of Donald Duck and Goofy meeting Sephiroth.
BREAKING: Film series consisting of 3 movies in 43 years may be going on hiatus.
A new report suggests that the disastrous opening weekend for the Jared-Leto-starring sequel may lead to Disney pulling the plug on the Grid once and for all.
'Tron' Might Really Be Doomed After 'Tron: Ares'
A new report suggests that the disastrous opening weekend for the Jared-Leto-starring sequel may lead to Disney pulling the plug on the Grid once and for all.
gizmodo.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
BREAKING: Film series consisting of 3 movies in 43 years may be going on hiatus.
I always like when online videos highlight the exact word they're saying. It's like a sing-along.
October 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I always like when online videos highlight the exact word they're saying. It's like a sing-along.
This makes a lot more sense when you consider he probably hasn't watched the Super Bowl since halftime shows were headlined by marching bands and Up With People.
Mike Johnson isn't happy that Bad Bunny is performing at the Super Bowl: It sounds like he's not someone who appeals to a broader audience. There's so many eyes on it. A lot of young, impressionable children. In my view, you would have Lee Greenwood or role models doing that. Not somebody like this.
October 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This makes a lot more sense when you consider he probably hasn't watched the Super Bowl since halftime shows were headlined by marching bands and Up With People.
How are you supposed to open the doors on this thing?
October 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
How are you supposed to open the doors on this thing?
Retvrn to the good old days of 2002, when losers in their 30s had better things to be nostalgic about than Walmart.
This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.
September 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Retvrn to the good old days of 2002, when losers in their 30s had better things to be nostalgic about than Walmart.
This is why A.I. is the only acronym I spell with periods.
September 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is why A.I. is the only acronym I spell with periods.
Decades of GUI design: Press ❎ to close.
iOS 26 for some reason: Press ✅ to close.
iOS 26 for some reason: Press ✅ to close.
September 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Decades of GUI design: Press ❎ to close.
iOS 26 for some reason: Press ✅ to close.
iOS 26 for some reason: Press ✅ to close.
Reposted by David Thomas Lynch
The #Kongversation presents "The Elephant Kong" by @davidtlynch.bsky.social. What happens when DK gets a trunk, inhales some junk, and strips an entire spa in Bananza's Tempest Layer? Note: This episode only contains spoilers through the end of Sublayer 903.
www.dkvine.com?p=podcasts&s...
www.dkvine.com?p=podcasts&s...
September 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The #Kongversation presents "The Elephant Kong" by @davidtlynch.bsky.social. What happens when DK gets a trunk, inhales some junk, and strips an entire spa in Bananza's Tempest Layer? Note: This episode only contains spoilers through the end of Sublayer 903.
www.dkvine.com?p=podcasts&s...
www.dkvine.com?p=podcasts&s...
Oh no. Anyway,
September 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Oh no. Anyway,
Reposted by David Thomas Lynch
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
I'm beginning to think that information highways weren't meant to be this super.
September 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'm beginning to think that information highways weren't meant to be this super.
Live your life in a way that doesn't have the world celebrating the slight possibility that you might be dead.
August 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Live your life in a way that doesn't have the world celebrating the slight possibility that you might be dead.
When you order a Death Note from Temu:
August 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
When you order a Death Note from Temu:
Did they ever fix that glitch in Chess where you move a rook next to a king, then the king moves two spaces the other way?
August 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Did they ever fix that glitch in Chess where you move a rook next to a king, then the king moves two spaces the other way?
"Former Superman actor" makes for a more interesting headline than "guy who had a recurring role on Supergirl until they killed his character off-screen"
Former Superman actor Dean Cain announces he is joining ICE:
“If you want to help save America, ICE is arresting the worst of the worst and removing them from America's streets"
“If you want to help save America, ICE is arresting the worst of the worst and removing them from America's streets"
August 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"Former Superman actor" makes for a more interesting headline than "guy who had a recurring role on Supergirl until they killed his character off-screen"
This Doctor Who DVD from the 2000s has episodes from the 60s, the logo from the 70s, and the theme tune from the 80s.
August 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This Doctor Who DVD from the 2000s has episodes from the 60s, the logo from the 70s, and the theme tune from the 80s.