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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
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What's up Bluesky, this is the Department of State and we're here to post some Hatch Act violations
October 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
What's up Bluesky, this is the Department of State and we're here to post some Hatch Act violations
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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"out of the three mass shootings today,"
Iraq War veteran Thomas Sanford has been identified as the gunman who attacked Grand Blanc Mormon church, killing 2 people and setting it ablaze. Out of the three mass shootings today, two of them have been carried out by Iraq war veterans.
September 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"out of the three mass shootings today,"
Given the dark state of things in America, don’t forget to watch Tom Holland’s lip synch battle daily to protect your mental health
September 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Given the dark state of things in America, don’t forget to watch Tom Holland’s lip synch battle daily to protect your mental health
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Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine
September 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine
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This is a paragraph Brett Kavanaugh wrote on his little computer and then sent out into the world:
September 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This is a paragraph Brett Kavanaugh wrote on his little computer and then sent out into the world:
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Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
August 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
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An apt summary of every Vikings fan ever
"I'm excited about this year's team and excited about this play-call, fellas. We've got a fast-motion... ohhh no, f*ck..." - Vikings coach Kevin O'Connell mic'd up 🤷
August 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
An apt summary of every Vikings fan ever
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Trump on undocumented farm workers: "People that live in the inner city are not doing that work. They've tried, we've tried, everybody tried. They don't do it. These people do it naturally. Naturally ... they don't get a bad back, because if they get a bad back, they die."
August 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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This was me in Spanish VI, freshman year in college.
Trump is fighting for his life to stay awake during this roundtable event
July 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This was me in Spanish VI, freshman year in college.
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Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night, thinking about an embarrassing thing you did once? Don't worry, everyone does that (thinks about that embarrassing thing you did, they think and talk about it all the time).
July 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night, thinking about an embarrassing thing you did once? Don't worry, everyone does that (thinks about that embarrassing thing you did, they think and talk about it all the time).
Forget my browser history. When I die someone please erase all the concert videos on my phone where you can hear my godawful voice singing along
July 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Forget my browser history. When I die someone please erase all the concert videos on my phone where you can hear my godawful voice singing along
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ANNUAL REMINDER:
Hot dog eating contests are gross.
Hot dog eating contests are gross.
July 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
ANNUAL REMINDER:
Hot dog eating contests are gross.
Hot dog eating contests are gross.
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It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.
July 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.
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Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
June 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
That…certainly is a take, Hakeem
June 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
That…certainly is a take, Hakeem
I am essentially a lone blue dot in a deeply red area, and let me tell you, they are all celebrating every single thing he does. If it doesn’t seem possible that these people are real in large numbers I have bad news
June 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I am essentially a lone blue dot in a deeply red area, and let me tell you, they are all celebrating every single thing he does. If it doesn’t seem possible that these people are real in large numbers I have bad news