dr. jimmy pelicans, satanic abortionist
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three lizards in a trench coat.
🏠 = DC
🏠 = DC
Pinned
Aileen Wuornos 2028
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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No one shld lose sight of the fact that the Guard was only in DC as part of an extended political messaging stunt. The shooter is guilty for the attacks/carnage. Donald Trump is responsible for them. This is the collateral damage of Trump abusing his powers as President.
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No one shld lose sight of the fact that the Guard was only in DC as part of an extended political messaging stunt. The shooter is guilty for the attacks/carnage. Donald Trump is responsible for them. This is the collateral damage of Trump abusing his powers as President.
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If only there was some historic precedent for America being shocked by an act of violence and the Republican president using it as a pretext to attack someone who had nothing to do with it.
September 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If only there was some historic precedent for America being shocked by an act of violence and the Republican president using it as a pretext to attack someone who had nothing to do with it.
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You can always depend on him no matter how serious a crisis to go instantly into circus clown mode
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You can always depend on him no matter how serious a crisis to go instantly into circus clown mode
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DC shooter suspect approved for asylum in April 2025
CNN on the D.C. shooter: He came here from Afghanistan in 2021. He applied for asylum in December 2024, went through another vetting process, and was approved for asylum in April of this year under the Trump administration.
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
DC shooter suspect approved for asylum in April 2025
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So we’re kidnapping teenagers and wives of Americans and deporting them but letting in actual terrorists. Perfect.
CNN on the D.C. shooter: He came here from Afghanistan in 2021. He applied for asylum in December 2024, went through another vetting process, and was approved for asylum in April of this year under the Trump administration.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
So we’re kidnapping teenagers and wives of Americans and deporting them but letting in actual terrorists. Perfect.
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
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The New York Times produced a detailed, data-driven report on President Trump showing signs of aging. The president, 79, responded by calling the female reporter who co-wrote the story “ugly.” https://cnn.it/48idUFL
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The New York Times produced a detailed, data-driven report on President Trump showing signs of aging. The president, 79, responded by calling the female reporter who co-wrote the story “ugly.” https://cnn.it/48idUFL
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cynthia erivo opens the parade with an ode to the “all’s fair” costume department
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
cynthia erivo opens the parade with an ode to the “all’s fair” costume department
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Democracy on life support in the gloaming.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Democracy on life support in the gloaming.
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Can you believe it’s now been three years since we were all on Hive for two weeks then left
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Can you believe it’s now been three years since we were all on Hive for two weeks then left
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the requirement is, of course, “be white” amp.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
Trump says Haiti no longer meets requirements for TPS. Haitians have to leave
The Department of Homeland Security said TPS for Haiti ends Feb. 3, 2026, affecting over half a million people who may face return to gang-controlled Port-au-Prince.
amp.miamiherald.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
the requirement is, of course, “be white” amp.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
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well i am sure they asked somebody with experti...wait wat who
very odd that the Post would write up someone’s speciation as if it’s news. What are we doing here
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
well i am sure they asked somebody with experti...wait wat who
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look, when the dog on your team has been dunking the basketball untouched for years it would be pretty surprising to see the other team finally roll up to the park with their own jersey-wearing labrador
COOK POLITICAL: Republicans “may have had a blind spot: the extent to which Democrats could push .. in blue states to fight back.” 🤡
@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
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@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
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November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
look, when the dog on your team has been dunking the basketball untouched for years it would be pretty surprising to see the other team finally roll up to the park with their own jersey-wearing labrador
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The rage grifters are doing what they do best right now.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The rage grifters are doing what they do best right now.
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just one reporter hitting trump with a “hey man fuck you” would speed things up by at least a few months, depending on the delivery. the delivery matters a lot
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
just one reporter hitting trump with a “hey man fuck you” would speed things up by at least a few months, depending on the delivery. the delivery matters a lot
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Whether this was random street crime or targeted political violence, I think it was bad for the president to unnecessarily put the National Guard in harm’s way like this. They simply don’t need to be there.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Whether this was random street crime or targeted political violence, I think it was bad for the president to unnecessarily put the National Guard in harm’s way like this. They simply don’t need to be there.
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We have said consistently that the Guard should not be here. It is unsafe for both members of the Guard and communities.
Our deepest condolences go to the two West Virginia families who will now spend this season mourning the loss of loved ones who died while deployed unnecessarily.
Our deepest condolences go to the two West Virginia families who will now spend this season mourning the loss of loved ones who died while deployed unnecessarily.
NEW: The governor of West Virginia says that two members of the state National Guard shot today in DC have died.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
We have said consistently that the Guard should not be here. It is unsafe for both members of the Guard and communities.
Our deepest condolences go to the two West Virginia families who will now spend this season mourning the loss of loved ones who died while deployed unnecessarily.
Our deepest condolences go to the two West Virginia families who will now spend this season mourning the loss of loved ones who died while deployed unnecessarily.
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“More bodies for the fascism grinder!”
HEGSETH SAYS TRUMP HAS REQUESTED 500 MORE TROOPS FOR DEPLOYMENT TO WASHINGTON, D.C., AFTER TWO NATIONAL GUARD MEMBERS WERE SHOT
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“More bodies for the fascism grinder!”
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That, & - I don’t care if this sounds ableist to some, these statements apply to him and no one else - anyone who watches a fifteen second video of him talking and wiggling in his seat who doesn’t see a fucking charmless weirdo with negative charisma is a ready, willing victim of a wallet inspector
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
That, & - I don’t care if this sounds ableist to some, these statements apply to him and no one else - anyone who watches a fifteen second video of him talking and wiggling in his seat who doesn’t see a fucking charmless weirdo with negative charisma is a ready, willing victim of a wallet inspector
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No one has ever lost their juice more than this
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
No one has ever lost their juice more than this
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It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Whether it’s pro-Republican X accounts based in Eastern Europe and Bangladesh or pro-Democrat X accounts based in Maryland and Massachusetts, both parties have too few accounts based in Real America.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Whether it’s pro-Republican X accounts based in Eastern Europe and Bangladesh or pro-Democrat X accounts based in Maryland and Massachusetts, both parties have too few accounts based in Real America.
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SCOOP: The Trump administration has instructed employees and grantees not to use U.S. funds to commemorate World AIDS Day — because the observance was started by the World Health Organization.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
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Trump Administration Cancels U.S. Observance of World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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