dr. jimmy pelicans, satanic abortionist
@throatspiders.bsky.social
three lizards in a trench coat.
🏠 = DC
🏠 = DC
Pinned
Aileen Wuornos 2028
Absolutely not.
Is anyone in the White House press corp going to ask about this?
Trump calls for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Absolutely not.
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with a Nazi symbol, the Iron Cross, as the poster's avatar. subtle.
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
with a Nazi symbol, the Iron Cross, as the poster's avatar. subtle.
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September president will be furious when he hears about November president
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
September president will be furious when he hears about November president
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CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
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Originally posted by someone whose profile pic is an Iron Cross?
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Originally posted by someone whose profile pic is an Iron Cross?
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Whether it's Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Epstein's emails or some Democrat delegate from the Virgin Islands no one has ever heard of sending a few texts to Epstein once, both sides have their hands very dirty.
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Whether it's Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Epstein's emails or some Democrat delegate from the Virgin Islands no one has ever heard of sending a few texts to Epstein once, both sides have their hands very dirty.
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Q: On the Epstein files, does the new investigation by the SDNY prevent the DOJ from releasing all of the remaining files?
BONDI: We'll continue to follow the law
(Not a no!)
BONDI: We'll continue to follow the law
(Not a no!)
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Q: On the Epstein files, does the new investigation by the SDNY prevent the DOJ from releasing all of the remaining files?
BONDI: We'll continue to follow the law
(Not a no!)
BONDI: We'll continue to follow the law
(Not a no!)
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Can we talk about the Fox News header?
Marsha Blackburn on PSA encouraging military members to reject illegal orders: "It is inconceivable that you would have elected officials that are saying to uniformed members of the military who have taken an oath that they would defy the orders that they have been given to execute their mission."
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Can we talk about the Fox News header?
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30 years ago today, we watched one of the greatest endings of an episode of The Simpsons for the first time. “Mother Simpson” first aired November 19, 1995.
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
30 years ago today, we watched one of the greatest endings of an episode of The Simpsons for the first time. “Mother Simpson” first aired November 19, 1995.
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arizona republicans really thought “hey the voters will totally go for this adult school shooter”
Let's remind the voters that Im running against a freaking astronaut and that I have resting Patrick Bateman face!!!
*actual campaign media*
*actual campaign media*
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
arizona republicans really thought “hey the voters will totally go for this adult school shooter”
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I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
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hi everyone, i’m john krasinski and this is some good news. personally, i don’t think it’s healthy to fixate on a constant stream of stories about evil senile nazi pedophiles running the government. so: who are some senile nazi pedophiles who have made a positive difference in your life
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
hi everyone, i’m john krasinski and this is some good news. personally, i don’t think it’s healthy to fixate on a constant stream of stories about evil senile nazi pedophiles running the government. so: who are some senile nazi pedophiles who have made a positive difference in your life
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congratulations you played yourself dot gif
I didnt realize that CA pulled the trigger mechanism out of Prop 50, which means itll go forward even if the Texas maps stay struck down. Absolutely hilarious. Republicans have on one to blame for this but themselves.
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
congratulations you played yourself dot gif
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I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls
Elon Musk Gave Away $474 Million in 2024, Mostly to Entities He Controls
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls.
bloom.bg
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”
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Hahaha go to hell this is embarrassing
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hahaha go to hell this is embarrassing
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Unfortunately there couldn't be a more predictable outcome
AOC: Should this AI bubble pop, we should not be entertaining a bailout of these corporations while healthcare is being denied to Americans and SNAP is being denied to Americans —
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Unfortunately there couldn't be a more predictable outcome
Listen up liberal: everyone hates me
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Listen up liberal: everyone hates me
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Someday political commentators will all realize that Trump's "lack of basic decency" isn't a liability, but a major reason why so many Americans love him
“.. The United States is now a nation run by public servants who behave no better than internet trolls ..
“.. Trump’s sexist comments are an attack on women’s dignity — and by making them, he strips the presidency of its dignity too.”
@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
“.. Trump’s sexist comments are an attack on women’s dignity — and by making them, he strips the presidency of its dignity too.”
@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Someday political commentators will all realize that Trump's "lack of basic decency" isn't a liability, but a major reason why so many Americans love him
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This headline about Gorillas in the Mist is insane
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This headline about Gorillas in the Mist is insane
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Clay Higgins was the only House Republican to vote against releasing the Epstein files.
MoJo reported on Higgins last year: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Clay Higgins built his brand on law and order. He pals around with a man guilty of incest.
A Mother Jones investigation has revealed troubling connections between the Louisiana Republican congressman and fellow former cops accused of severe misconduct.
www.motherjones.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Clay Higgins was the only House Republican to vote against releasing the Epstein files.
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Only a couple of major news outlets (CNN, USA) are covering this at all. You would think if the goal was clicks and views, this would be all over the media. If clicks are not the goal, it makes you think about: what is?
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Only a couple of major news outlets (CNN, USA) are covering this at all. You would think if the goal was clicks and views, this would be all over the media. If clicks are not the goal, it makes you think about: what is?
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The House has approved a resolution rebuking Rep. Chuy Garcia D-IL for quietly insuring that his chief of staff would be the only Dem primary candidate for his seat in 2026. 23 Democrats joined with almost all Republicans on this 'disapproval' resolution.
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The House has approved a resolution rebuking Rep. Chuy Garcia D-IL for quietly insuring that his chief of staff would be the only Dem primary candidate for his seat in 2026. 23 Democrats joined with almost all Republicans on this 'disapproval' resolution.