Christian 🦇
@thrivingfornow.bsky.social
Heavily medicated, happily single, and chronically online
Enjoys bleeding, cruelty, and puppies & kittens
She/Her - Queer - Leftist
Enjoys bleeding, cruelty, and puppies & kittens
She/Her - Queer - Leftist
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Twizzlers Pull and Peel is just crayon flavored string cheese. Wake up people.
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Twizzlers Pull and Peel is just crayon flavored string cheese. Wake up people.
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Arriving at my funeral, you are woefully unprepared for the sight of my embalmed corpse doing full Van Damme splits between two coffins.
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Arriving at my funeral, you are woefully unprepared for the sight of my embalmed corpse doing full Van Damme splits between two coffins.
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I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
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That’s the Xmas shopping finished. I haven’t done any but it’s over.
November 20, 2023 at 4:04 PM
That’s the Xmas shopping finished. I haven’t done any but it’s over.
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i think some of us become so excessively kind because we've been treated so cruelly before
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i think some of us become so excessively kind because we've been treated so cruelly before
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Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything
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I know I'm prettier when I smile. I just don't give a fuck.
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I know I'm prettier when I smile. I just don't give a fuck.
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The absolute audacity of someone thinking it's fine to tell a jingle horse to giddy up *and* pick up its feet sure is something.
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The absolute audacity of someone thinking it's fine to tell a jingle horse to giddy up *and* pick up its feet sure is something.
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃🖤
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃🖤
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Almighty Nothing,
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Almighty Nothing,
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Love to drop that little fact. Especially at Easter.
Since I'm boycotting Thanksgiving, I hope one of you will mention to your family 'ham is the closest thing to human meat' in my honor.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Love to drop that little fact. Especially at Easter.
You know one day you go to a beginner yoga class and the next thing you know you're standing in tree pose in your kitchen while you wait for your sauce to reduce.
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You know one day you go to a beginner yoga class and the next thing you know you're standing in tree pose in your kitchen while you wait for your sauce to reduce.
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It's almost Thanksgiving! Got an ICE member coming for dinner at your house? No you don't! Can't stop them because you're not the one hosting? No problem. You can shun them, mock them, shame them, cough in their food. They get the weird chair. No weird chair? Make a weird chair.
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's almost Thanksgiving! Got an ICE member coming for dinner at your house? No you don't! Can't stop them because you're not the one hosting? No problem. You can shun them, mock them, shame them, cough in their food. They get the weird chair. No weird chair? Make a weird chair.
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so i guess the preview dropped WHICH MEANS I CAN TELL YOU I AM WRITING THE BROTHERS WINCHESTER!!!!!!!!
YOUR GIRL IS WRITING
SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my beloved 😭❤️
humongous shout out for @gregpak.net for recommending me for this gig!!!
leagueofcomicgeeks.com/comic/121324...
YOUR GIRL IS WRITING
SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my beloved 😭❤️
humongous shout out for @gregpak.net for recommending me for this gig!!!
leagueofcomicgeeks.com/comic/121324...
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
so i guess the preview dropped WHICH MEANS I CAN TELL YOU I AM WRITING THE BROTHERS WINCHESTER!!!!!!!!
YOUR GIRL IS WRITING
SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my beloved 😭❤️
humongous shout out for @gregpak.net for recommending me for this gig!!!
leagueofcomicgeeks.com/comic/121324...
YOUR GIRL IS WRITING
SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my beloved 😭❤️
humongous shout out for @gregpak.net for recommending me for this gig!!!
leagueofcomicgeeks.com/comic/121324...
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Just saw a horned demon swatting children with birch sticks and I was like, for chrissakes, it’s not even THANKSGIVING yet. Gets earlier every year.
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Just saw a horned demon swatting children with birch sticks and I was like, for chrissakes, it’s not even THANKSGIVING yet. Gets earlier every year.
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**Snorting lines of hot chocolate and sharpening candy canes to prepare for the war on Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
**Snorting lines of hot chocolate and sharpening candy canes to prepare for the war on Christmas.
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"Silent Hill is terrifying" Silent Hill is only scary if you haven't done the inner work allowing yourself to sit comfortably with silence or if you are somehow afraid of being hunted by a man with a giant sword who also happens to have a pyramid for a head. Otherwise, it's not scary. It's regular.
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"Silent Hill is terrifying" Silent Hill is only scary if you haven't done the inner work allowing yourself to sit comfortably with silence or if you are somehow afraid of being hunted by a man with a giant sword who also happens to have a pyramid for a head. Otherwise, it's not scary. It's regular.
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We'd love to see you at the party on Dec. 6! Come on out for Jobsite Rocks! at New World Music Hall! jobsitetheater.org/fundraiser
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We'd love to see you at the party on Dec. 6! Come on out for Jobsite Rocks! at New World Music Hall! jobsitetheater.org/fundraiser
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
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If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
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Great news that the Senate has passed the bill forcing the DOJ to release its Epstein file. Now Bondi must comply. But our work cannot stop there. We need to force the Treasury to release the Epstein bank records too. I have a bill to make that happen. FOLLOW THE MONEY.
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Great news that the Senate has passed the bill forcing the DOJ to release its Epstein file. Now Bondi must comply. But our work cannot stop there. We need to force the Treasury to release the Epstein bank records too. I have a bill to make that happen. FOLLOW THE MONEY.
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Come to Jobsite Rocks! on Dec. 6 at New World Tampa and pick up one of these Katrina Stevenson hand-made ShakesBears! All proceeds from the night helps Your Friendly Neighborhood Theater Company keep the lights on in 2026. jobsitetheater.org/fundraiser
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Come to Jobsite Rocks! on Dec. 6 at New World Tampa and pick up one of these Katrina Stevenson hand-made ShakesBears! All proceeds from the night helps Your Friendly Neighborhood Theater Company keep the lights on in 2026. jobsitetheater.org/fundraiser
Timeline cleanse
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Timeline cleanse
Did @iwriteok.bsky.social write this
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Did @iwriteok.bsky.social write this
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"Please stop telling me to carry on. Please, I'm begging you."
- my wayward son
- my wayward son
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"Please stop telling me to carry on. Please, I'm begging you."
- my wayward son
- my wayward son