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nice post. I couldn’t have said it better myself, which I will now demonstrate in your replies
every time I hear bridget jones say “if staying here means working within ten yards of you, frankly I’d rather have a job wiping saddam hussein’s arse” it heals me on a deep level
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
every time I hear bridget jones say “if staying here means working within ten yards of you, frankly I’d rather have a job wiping saddam hussein’s arse” it heals me on a deep level
if you are over a certain size it feels like straight men have entirely separated into two camps and are either the type who want to be suffocated by your thighs or the type who think any woman over a uk eight is a disgusting whale
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
if you are over a certain size it feels like straight men have entirely separated into two camps and are either the type who want to be suffocated by your thighs or the type who think any woman over a uk eight is a disgusting whale
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Not the first to make this point. But there is a tyrant in charge of another country who is accused of being heavily linked to a paedophile sex ring - and supposed ‘patriots’ in this country are passionately willing him to take down our national broadcaster. Madness.
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Not the first to make this point. But there is a tyrant in charge of another country who is accused of being heavily linked to a paedophile sex ring - and supposed ‘patriots’ in this country are passionately willing him to take down our national broadcaster. Madness.
ooh series 2 of the night manager starts in the new year so recommend watching series 1 if you haven’t yet. hugh laurie plays an excellent villain and tom hollander is also wonderful in it
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
ooh series 2 of the night manager starts in the new year so recommend watching series 1 if you haven’t yet. hugh laurie plays an excellent villain and tom hollander is also wonderful in it
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On Instagram, I offered a very dear friend my condolences following a familial death, and accidentally created a hyperlink to a gay bondage pornography website.
There's no coming back from this level of embarrassment.
There's no coming back from this level of embarrassment.
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
On Instagram, I offered a very dear friend my condolences following a familial death, and accidentally created a hyperlink to a gay bondage pornography website.
There's no coming back from this level of embarrassment.
There's no coming back from this level of embarrassment.
on a saturday I know (ps those are purple carrots not burnt carrots)
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
on a saturday I know (ps those are purple carrots not burnt carrots)
making a roast dinner and realised I didn’t have flour so went to get it and instead bought ready made yorkshire puddings and there’s not a god damn thing you can do about it
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
making a roast dinner and realised I didn’t have flour so went to get it and instead bought ready made yorkshire puddings and there’s not a god damn thing you can do about it
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sure sex is great but did you ever disable quote posts
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
sure sex is great but did you ever disable quote posts
imagine having a kind dad
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
imagine having a kind dad
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 34% full.
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 34% full.
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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one of my favourite dog modes is the Post-Shit Zoomies
April 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
one of my favourite dog modes is the Post-Shit Zoomies
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the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
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For when you’ve got work at 9 but have to instigate a Puritan uprising at 5
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
For when you’ve got work at 9 but have to instigate a Puritan uprising at 5
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 32% full.
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 32% full.
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
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The Billionaires Who Tried—and Failed—to Stop Zohran Mamdani
Over 20 billionaires donated to super PACs supporting Cuomo or in opposition to the next mayor, Zohran Mamdani
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Over 20 billionaires donated to super PACs supporting Cuomo or in opposition to the next mayor, Zohran Mamdani
apple.news/ADkJB_JAxQBG...
The Billionaires Who Tried—and Failed—to Stop Zohran Mamdani — TIME
Over 20 billionaires donated to super PACs supporting Cuomo or in opposition to the next mayor, Zohran Mamdani.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The Billionaires Who Tried—and Failed—to Stop Zohran Mamdani
Over 20 billionaires donated to super PACs supporting Cuomo or in opposition to the next mayor, Zohran Mamdani
apple.news/ADkJB_JAxQBG...
Over 20 billionaires donated to super PACs supporting Cuomo or in opposition to the next mayor, Zohran Mamdani
apple.news/ADkJB_JAxQBG...
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We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
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Best recommendation in a long time. Captures the beautiful awkwardness of being alive perfectly. 💛
it’s nothing like them, but leonard and hungry paul (on iplayer) gives me the same feeling as detectorists and hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, so maybe jot that down if you like to feel nice
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Best recommendation in a long time. Captures the beautiful awkwardness of being alive perfectly. 💛
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
had nearly two pain free weeks where I was able to walk miles every day but yesterday and today I’m having a huge fibromyalgia flare and I’m feeling v disgruntled about it tbh
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
had nearly two pain free weeks where I was able to walk miles every day but yesterday and today I’m having a huge fibromyalgia flare and I’m feeling v disgruntled about it tbh