Christopher
@bobbybalmoral.medsky.social
OCR athlete. Scientist and PhD student in my spare time.
I specialise in CIEDs and adult echocardiography, and I'm currently researching pulmonary hypertension.
I specialise in CIEDs and adult echocardiography, and I'm currently researching pulmonary hypertension.
On Instagram, I offered a very dear friend my condolences following a familial death, and accidentally created a hyperlink to a gay bondage pornography website.
There's no coming back from this level of embarrassment.
There's no coming back from this level of embarrassment.
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
On Instagram, I offered a very dear friend my condolences following a familial death, and accidentally created a hyperlink to a gay bondage pornography website.
There's no coming back from this level of embarrassment.
There's no coming back from this level of embarrassment.
@irradiatedmouse.bsky.social New Affleck-core for you
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
@irradiatedmouse.bsky.social New Affleck-core for you
The last few days of my job have felt like being awake during surgery
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
The last few days of my job have felt like being awake during surgery
This website seems to be full of people who'll tell you with a straight face, that the current government are doing an excellent job.
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This website seems to be full of people who'll tell you with a straight face, that the current government are doing an excellent job.
US measurements will always be hilarious to me.
1 cup = could be any number.
1 cup = could be any number.
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
US measurements will always be hilarious to me.
1 cup = could be any number.
1 cup = could be any number.
Charlotte Church, there. I'm sure UK Twitter is going mental #TheTraitors
October 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Charlotte Church, there. I'm sure UK Twitter is going mental #TheTraitors
I love #TheTraitors, but I'm not sure why it's trying to imply that Stephen Fry was summoned via a paper invite, as opposed to being paid to sign onto it. Or that he thinks it's real.
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I love #TheTraitors, but I'm not sure why it's trying to imply that Stephen Fry was summoned via a paper invite, as opposed to being paid to sign onto it. Or that he thinks it's real.
My phone autocorrected "Men" to "Ken" when typing out the title of my favourite courtroom film, and now I'm obsessed with the idea of Ken Barlow trying to free Dierdre by shouting "FREE THE WEATHERFIELD ONE" at 10 tired jurors and Henry Fonda in black and white for 96 minutes.
October 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My phone autocorrected "Men" to "Ken" when typing out the title of my favourite courtroom film, and now I'm obsessed with the idea of Ken Barlow trying to free Dierdre by shouting "FREE THE WEATHERFIELD ONE" at 10 tired jurors and Henry Fonda in black and white for 96 minutes.
Bilbao review:
Pros:
Very pretty
Excellent food and wine
Free Palestine graffiti everywhere
The existence of Torrijas
Many dogs knocking about
Cons:
Not one single cat seen at any point
Old town almost exclusively smells of piss on Sunday morning, following Saturday night's revelry
Pros:
Very pretty
Excellent food and wine
Free Palestine graffiti everywhere
The existence of Torrijas
Many dogs knocking about
Cons:
Not one single cat seen at any point
Old town almost exclusively smells of piss on Sunday morning, following Saturday night's revelry
September 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Bilbao review:
Pros:
Very pretty
Excellent food and wine
Free Palestine graffiti everywhere
The existence of Torrijas
Many dogs knocking about
Cons:
Not one single cat seen at any point
Old town almost exclusively smells of piss on Sunday morning, following Saturday night's revelry
Pros:
Very pretty
Excellent food and wine
Free Palestine graffiti everywhere
The existence of Torrijas
Many dogs knocking about
Cons:
Not one single cat seen at any point
Old town almost exclusively smells of piss on Sunday morning, following Saturday night's revelry
The Kruger exhibition at the Guggenheim is characteristically on-the-nose.
September 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The Kruger exhibition at the Guggenheim is characteristically on-the-nose.
The most damning link between autism and paracetamol is that the sitting US president is definitely in the Epstein files
September 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
The most damning link between autism and paracetamol is that the sitting US president is definitely in the Epstein files
Imagine taking a perfect film like The Truman Show, and not only thinking you could add something to it with a remake, but thinking you could do that by casting known prick Chris Pratt in the lead role.
September 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Imagine taking a perfect film like The Truman Show, and not only thinking you could add something to it with a remake, but thinking you could do that by casting known prick Chris Pratt in the lead role.
The mere fact that Trump sat in a massive palacial banquet hall and tucked into a massive bowl of spaghetti is objectively funny.
September 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The mere fact that Trump sat in a massive palacial banquet hall and tucked into a massive bowl of spaghetti is objectively funny.
The nazi salutes were clearly fine though, eh
Royal Society president Sir Adrian Smith: “I am sure that many of you will share my concern at the events of the last week and the growing tendency to resort to the language of violence…including, unfortunately, an address to the recent London rally from a Fellow of the Royal Society.”
Royal Society to debate throwing out Elon Musk
One of the most prestigious scientific bodies in the world is considering expelling Musk after his appearance at Tommy Robinson’s extremist London rally
www.thenewworld.co.uk
September 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The nazi salutes were clearly fine though, eh
Weekend at Bernie's innit
September 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Weekend at Bernie's innit
Nothing brings a sonographer back down to earth quite like performing an echo on a regular person after they've spent a fortnight scanning professional athletes.
August 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Nothing brings a sonographer back down to earth quite like performing an echo on a regular person after they've spent a fortnight scanning professional athletes.
Just got a notification from Google weather telling me it was raining (it isn't). It then asked me if it was raining, and after I selected "no", it sent me another notification to tell me it wasn't raining.
Tech bros need to hurl themselves straight into the canal.
Tech bros need to hurl themselves straight into the canal.
July 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Just got a notification from Google weather telling me it was raining (it isn't). It then asked me if it was raining, and after I selected "no", it sent me another notification to tell me it wasn't raining.
Tech bros need to hurl themselves straight into the canal.
Tech bros need to hurl themselves straight into the canal.
If Netflix don't renew Dept Q for a second series I shan't be held responsible for my actions.
June 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If Netflix don't renew Dept Q for a second series I shan't be held responsible for my actions.
For the first time ever, I sent an inadvertent "reply all" response today. Great stuff.
June 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
For the first time ever, I sent an inadvertent "reply all" response today. Great stuff.
Some truly inexplicable haircuts peppered throughout the Sunderland fans.
May 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Some truly inexplicable haircuts peppered throughout the Sunderland fans.
That's a sobering UK audience vote. We really are a nation of ghouls.
May 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
That's a sobering UK audience vote. We really are a nation of ghouls.
Thank heavens for that..! #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Thank heavens for that..! #eurovision
The UK song wasn't great at all, but it must be devo to be trailing behind the awful German entry 😂 #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The UK song wasn't great at all, but it must be devo to be trailing behind the awful German entry 😂 #eurovision