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Manx Manuel
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Mostly harmless. 🤓
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Okay... time to update my pinned message.
Who Am I?
Why do you need a bookmark for the Very Hungry Caterpillar?
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They made a vibrating bookmark for romance readers. That is not innovation, it’s women adapting to chronic disappointment.
February 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Has anyone done a FAFO for Dummies book yet?
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i may fuck around a lot but that’s because i already found out
February 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Why did i think going down to the bar for a drink was a good idea? The no view, the beers pish, and it costs an arm and a leg.
February 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Reposted by Manx Manuel
Suspected Chinese state-backed hackers hijacked the Notepadd++ update infrastructure to deliver backdoored version of the popular free source code editor and note-taking app for Windows. www.wired.com/story/notepa...
Notepad++ Users, You May Have Been Hacked by China
Suspected Chinese state-backed hackers hijacked the Notepadd++ update infrastructure to deliver backdoored version of the popular free source code editor and note-taking app for Windows.
www.wired.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
QTP with an album you'd rate a perfect 10/10 🎶
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Reposted by Manx Manuel
Heads are going to explode 💥

Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.

All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
1/3
February 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Erm...

So, I thought, great, bath, bubbles, awesome, the night is sorted...

Alas, I am not the right side for the bath...

Length ways.

Going perpendicular to that... ladies, this is the bath for you.

No notes.
February 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Who are bao buns for?
What is a good experience of a bao bun?
I am just not on baord with them.
February 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me: a small note saying, "I owe you loot. Sorry."
Loot that drops after defeating me: one very old coffee cup, a handful of coffee grounds, shiny rocks, a small illegible journal and a dog collar for a pup named Pancake that you will now have to defeat (her health bar is enormous and she’s very good at dodging/has the muscles of a bodybuilder)
Loot that drops after defeating me: a bundle of poop bags for The Crew, the reading glasses I couldn't find, some dryer lint that got stuck in my pants pocket, and a random guitar pick or two.
February 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
One night in Edinburgh... what to do?
February 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Definitely one to note for parents of teenage boys....
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My girlfriend got me this goat figurine years and years ago, like not long after we first met, that sits in the cubby of the bed’s headboard behind me. It screams if you press it. Well i keep Kleenex back there and guess what just scared the shit out of me when I accidentally pressed it at 2am
February 4, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Nope.
You can't clap when the seafood is served...
February 4, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Non-Euclidean space?

No - your kid bein' in bed.
How does the littlest child take up so much room? It's impossible if you really think about it.
February 4, 2026 at 5:37 AM
On the one hand... not his finest speech. On the other hand, he'd found the ideal planet to leave "the boy" on.
February 4, 2026 at 5:08 AM
You can either worry about where it is going to be used or where it came from.
Is this only to be used after self-flagellation?
February 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Ouch... I would have thought that NotePad++ would have made a few companies' approved lists.
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February 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Now... I'm sure I heard someone say at a press conference that if the FBI had the evidence, they would prosecute... 🤔
I'm fairly sure insider trading is illegal... and yet...
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February 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Ah... we've arrived at that point...
"I am the immigration law"
February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Maybe he did. Maybe he didn't.
I was too busy laughing at the KPMG "Make Your Mark" campaign ad that got inserted before it.
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“surely people are exaggerating and the president didn’t shit himself in front the press in the oval office”

folks the president shit himself in front of the press in the oval office
February 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Evolving situation here.
"Technically correct" is being wheeled out.
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men try to explain things to me 💖
a cron job that runs what, dumbass
February 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Tried to introduce the eldest to Buffy... and this is probably the only reason for there being so many series.
on a basic level, the show is proving my one piece of advice for television showrunners: put attractive people with great chemistry together on my TV screen and make them pine over each other and I will watch it
February 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
🤔 now, I understand that this is another distraction, but... won't the media just queue up to throw money at him for an exclusive?
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Okay... getting into bed with my spine, unable to get warm, wrapped in dressing gown, bedding, and fleece throw...

Or as my wife calls it slacking...
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Okay, Wonder Man, maybe the greatest thing Marvel has done.
And, I am basing this solely on the fact that they randonly drop the Commodores - Superman.
#ImRoughImToughImBigBadStuff
January 30, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Me looking at two grand of av equipment for Teams Room, then reading that it's only supported through the admin centre if it's first party bundled.
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unedited footage of me realizing i cannot install this software using windows
January 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM