Philip Sanford
@thephilipsanford.bsky.social
Hello. 🏃🏻♂️🏴☠️🏌🏻♂️
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Forgot that punchbowl was some kinda news site so for a few seconds I thought wow that must have been a pretty crazy accident
*DICK CHENEY DEAD AT 84: PUNCHBOWL
November 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Forgot that punchbowl was some kinda news site so for a few seconds I thought wow that must have been a pretty crazy accident
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you've gotta admit the NCAA has an incredible sense of comic timing
Now official: College athletes and school staff can bet on pro sports, beginning on Nov. 1.
All three Divisions have voted to approve the change, per the NCAA.
All three Divisions have voted to approve the change, per the NCAA.
October 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
you've gotta admit the NCAA has an incredible sense of comic timing
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"No, I said I have a White National tattoo. It stands for Stephen Strassburg."
October 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"No, I said I have a White National tattoo. It stands for Stephen Strassburg."
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That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
Roger Goodell says the NFL is looking into how AI can help officiating in the future.
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
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/normal person watching this "Haha, I love it. I understand all of it and also it's the kind of thing I'm into! These people are my friends."
Watters: What is it like being married to Stephen Miller?
Miller: He's an incredibly inspiring man who gets me going in the morning with his speeches being like let's start the day, I'm going to defeat the left and we are going to win.
Miller: He's an incredibly inspiring man who gets me going in the morning with his speeches being like let's start the day, I'm going to defeat the left and we are going to win.
September 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
/normal person watching this "Haha, I love it. I understand all of it and also it's the kind of thing I'm into! These people are my friends."
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Is MAGA so invested in Cracker Barrel because all of them are still working on figuring out that puzzle they put on the tables?
August 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Is MAGA so invested in Cracker Barrel because all of them are still working on figuring out that puzzle they put on the tables?
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The funniest part of this is that there was *already* a Cracker Barrel gone woke discourse in 2023 because it celebrated Pride! atlanta.eater.com/2023/6/9/237...
August 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The funniest part of this is that there was *already* a Cracker Barrel gone woke discourse in 2023 because it celebrated Pride! atlanta.eater.com/2023/6/9/237...
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A thing that’s still fun about social media is missing the original story & having to look up the context so when I saw references to people being upset about “woke Cracker Barrel” over & over in my feed & then finally looked it up I had a good laugh
August 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
A thing that’s still fun about social media is missing the original story & having to look up the context so when I saw references to people being upset about “woke Cracker Barrel” over & over in my feed & then finally looked it up I had a good laugh
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i'm a broken record on this stuff but the cracker barrel thing is a great example of something that a few weirdos care about. but the way the internet works is that LOTS of people find it funny when weirdos get worked up, which recruits new weirdos/enrages the old weirdos & now this is a thing
August 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i'm a broken record on this stuff but the cracker barrel thing is a great example of something that a few weirdos care about. but the way the internet works is that LOTS of people find it funny when weirdos get worked up, which recruits new weirdos/enrages the old weirdos & now this is a thing
@thepressbox.bsky.social Strained pun headline gold! nypost.com/cover/august...
August 22, 2025
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nypost.com
August 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
@thepressbox.bsky.social Strained pun headline gold! nypost.com/cover/august...
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“Common sense will tell us, that
the power which hath endeavoured to subdue us, is of all others, the
most improper to defend us. And that guac is extra.”
the power which hath endeavoured to subdue us, is of all others, the
most improper to defend us. And that guac is extra.”
What'd you do over the weekend? Public Works began resurfacing the street in front of the Chipotle where Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense
July 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“Common sense will tell us, that
the power which hath endeavoured to subdue us, is of all others, the
most improper to defend us. And that guac is extra.”
the power which hath endeavoured to subdue us, is of all others, the
most improper to defend us. And that guac is extra.”
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I can't be the only person who sees USMNT and sings U. S. MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
June 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I can't be the only person who sees USMNT and sings U. S. MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
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Does this imply
A) it's a flavor Selena Gomez likes
B) it's a flavor Selena Gomez helped create
C) it's Selena Gomez-flavored
D) they killed Selena Gomez and put her in the Oreos
A) it's a flavor Selena Gomez likes
B) it's a flavor Selena Gomez helped create
C) it's Selena Gomez-flavored
D) they killed Selena Gomez and put her in the Oreos
June 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Does this imply
A) it's a flavor Selena Gomez likes
B) it's a flavor Selena Gomez helped create
C) it's Selena Gomez-flavored
D) they killed Selena Gomez and put her in the Oreos
A) it's a flavor Selena Gomez likes
B) it's a flavor Selena Gomez helped create
C) it's Selena Gomez-flavored
D) they killed Selena Gomez and put her in the Oreos
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The distance from Monterey to Los Angeles is roughly the distance from New York City to Portland Maine.
No one understands California distances.
No one understands California distances.
There are no riots here anywhere in LA, regardless of what Fox tells you
And Monterey is 267 miles from here, lol
And Monterey is 267 miles from here, lol
June 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The distance from Monterey to Los Angeles is roughly the distance from New York City to Portland Maine.
No one understands California distances.
No one understands California distances.
Update for @davidjroth.bsky.social, the “catch a pass from Tommy DeVito” package with a $400 minimum got no bids at Seton Hall’s gala tonight…
June 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Update for @davidjroth.bsky.social, the “catch a pass from Tommy DeVito” package with a $400 minimum got no bids at Seton Hall’s gala tonight…
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73 year old Georgetown Law Professor Randy Barnett is one of the chief architects of the claim that the birthright citizenship clause of the 14th amendment doesn't provide for birthright citizenship
May 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
73 year old Georgetown Law Professor Randy Barnett is one of the chief architects of the claim that the birthright citizenship clause of the 14th amendment doesn't provide for birthright citizenship
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your mentions if you say anything about the wnba on twitter
May 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
your mentions if you say anything about the wnba on twitter
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One point about the Black Sox that gets very lost in all the World Series spotlight — we have strong evidence they continued to throw games in 1920, possibly up to as many as 12 times. Buck Weaver and Joe Jackson do NOT come off looking good here: sabr.org/journal/arti...
Now that the Black Sox players have been removed from MLB's permanently ineligible list after 104 years, here's the most accurate history we know on what really happened in the 1919 World Series, from SABR's Eight Myths Out: sabr.org/eight-myths-...
May 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
One point about the Black Sox that gets very lost in all the World Series spotlight — we have strong evidence they continued to throw games in 1920, possibly up to as many as 12 times. Buck Weaver and Joe Jackson do NOT come off looking good here: sabr.org/journal/arti...
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these questions are gonna look like home run derby pitching
May 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
these questions are gonna look like home run derby pitching
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I just got served a YouTube Short from the account "Rizz Masterclass." It was just a regular Craig Ferguson interview with Alison Brie. I clicked through, the whole account is Craig talking to women all normal. The comments are like "Craig the rizzGOAT." It has never been easier to get a girlfriend.
May 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I just got served a YouTube Short from the account "Rizz Masterclass." It was just a regular Craig Ferguson interview with Alison Brie. I clicked through, the whole account is Craig talking to women all normal. The comments are like "Craig the rizzGOAT." It has never been easier to get a girlfriend.
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Normally when someone says this you're about to see something terrible but in this case it's brilliant
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Normally when someone says this you're about to see something terrible but in this case it's brilliant
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Mike Patrick died without ever getting a direct answer to this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZaW...
What is Britney doing with her life?
YouTube video by RollTide1987
www.youtube.com
April 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Mike Patrick died without ever getting a direct answer to this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZaW...
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local nbc affiliate just ran a promo for "sports director gerry sandusky" and i did a double take
March 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
local nbc affiliate just ran a promo for "sports director gerry sandusky" and i did a double take
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Finished 24th in snowboarding at the Olympics but cracking the top 10 as a drug lord, we love to see personal growth
Former Olympian Ryan Wedding placed on FBI's Top Ten Most Wanted List, officials offer $10 million reward https://cbsn.ws/3FjjSeG
Former Olympian Ryan Wedding placed on FBI's Top Ten Most Wanted List, officials offer $10 million reward
Former Olympic snowboarder Ryan Wedding, who is wanted for allegedly helping lead an international drug trafficking ring and ordering the killings of multiple people, has been added to the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List.
cbsn.ws
March 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Finished 24th in snowboarding at the Olympics but cracking the top 10 as a drug lord, we love to see personal growth