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@thepenismightier4.bsky.social
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What's amazing about this is that Trump genuinely could've become beloved and popular if he had instead just did nothing - continue all of Biden's policies and take credit for the economic "soft landing" already occurring Instead he went with tariffs and jackboots and everyone hates him!
After numerous artists said they would no longer perform there and ticket sales plummeted, Trump says he is closing the Kennedy Center for at least two years.
February 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What's amazing about this is that Trump genuinely could've become beloved and popular if he had instead just did nothing - continue all of Biden's policies and take credit for the economic "soft landing" already occurring Instead he went with tariffs and jackboots and everyone hates him!
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the whole point of the liberal consensus is that we don't kill each other when we don't get our way
conservatives decided a black President was too high a price to pay and said fuck it, let's go back to killing each other
conservatives decided a black President was too high a price to pay and said fuck it, let's go back to killing each other
February 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
the whole point of the liberal consensus is that we don't kill each other when we don't get our way
conservatives decided a black President was too high a price to pay and said fuck it, let's go back to killing each other
conservatives decided a black President was too high a price to pay and said fuck it, let's go back to killing each other
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Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
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tom cotton single-handedly held up a qualified obama appointment for years until the nominee literally died of cancer, just because he hated obama that much. why can’t we bring that hater energy down on these freaks?
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 PM
tom cotton single-handedly held up a qualified obama appointment for years until the nominee literally died of cancer, just because he hated obama that much. why can’t we bring that hater energy down on these freaks?
I'm old enough to remember when Trump was "self funding" his campaign.
Now he wants 10 billion dollars from the taxpayer
Now he wants 10 billion dollars from the taxpayer
January 30, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I'm old enough to remember when Trump was "self funding" his campaign.
Now he wants 10 billion dollars from the taxpayer
Now he wants 10 billion dollars from the taxpayer
Spit out my coffee at the “central casting” bit at the end. Just an irredeemable simpleton @helldude.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Spit out my coffee at the “central casting” bit at the end. Just an irredeemable simpleton @helldude.bsky.social
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im not worried about the optics of impeachment or the potential negative polarization or perverse effects of impeachment or any other bullshit. hear me out on this one: you should impeach them because they stink and they need to be out of there
January 30, 2026 at 1:18 AM
im not worried about the optics of impeachment or the potential negative polarization or perverse effects of impeachment or any other bullshit. hear me out on this one: you should impeach them because they stink and they need to be out of there
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it's only about 60 bucks per filer guys. this fat fuck with a castle in florida and a gold toilet wants you to give him 60 bucks out of your fucking pocket. maybe your kid only has two dolls. maybe just a piece of chicken and a piece of broccoli. definitely fucking sixty dollars. that's all he needs
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 AM
it's only about 60 bucks per filer guys. this fat fuck with a castle in florida and a gold toilet wants you to give him 60 bucks out of your fucking pocket. maybe your kid only has two dolls. maybe just a piece of chicken and a piece of broccoli. definitely fucking sixty dollars. that's all he needs
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it's 2035. the only jobs available are gluing shoes together in the under armor company town or pretending to be an optimus robot. your boss is a chatbot that tells you to kill yourself. rent on your studio apartment is $90000 doge coin. premiere jd vance is screaming at you to be whiter
January 30, 2026 at 4:44 AM
it's 2035. the only jobs available are gluing shoes together in the under armor company town or pretending to be an optimus robot. your boss is a chatbot that tells you to kill yourself. rent on your studio apartment is $90000 doge coin. premiere jd vance is screaming at you to be whiter
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"Oh yeah I forgot that he was cruel and ignorant and bigoted and unfathomably corrupt and possessing of several untreated mental illnesses that render him unfit for any political office"
We must remind the public every 4 years that they hate Donald Trump because collectively they have no long-term memory.
January 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
"Oh yeah I forgot that he was cruel and ignorant and bigoted and unfathomably corrupt and possessing of several untreated mental illnesses that render him unfit for any political office"
The president is mainly focused on ballroom @helldude.bsky.social
Desperately needed. A/C equipment and precast concrete
Desperately needed. A/C equipment and precast concrete
January 29, 2026 at 3:07 PM
The president is mainly focused on ballroom @helldude.bsky.social
Desperately needed. A/C equipment and precast concrete
Desperately needed. A/C equipment and precast concrete
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the feds saying theyll end their campaign of terror against an american city if their demands are met is the biggest domestic scandal of my lifetime
January 29, 2026 at 2:02 PM
the feds saying theyll end their campaign of terror against an american city if their demands are met is the biggest domestic scandal of my lifetime
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i think the juxtaposition of incessant, vice signaling and attacks on anyone who even mildly disagrees with you vs the genuinely inspiring grassroots instincts of people trying to look after and protect their neighbors is really starting to put things in stark relief here for anyone not fully cooked
January 28, 2026 at 10:33 PM
i think the juxtaposition of incessant, vice signaling and attacks on anyone who even mildly disagrees with you vs the genuinely inspiring grassroots instincts of people trying to look after and protect their neighbors is really starting to put things in stark relief here for anyone not fully cooked
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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
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It does not, but our federal electoral system does, and they respond accordingly.
the media and democratic senators operate like the entire world revolves around conservatives
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 PM
It does not, but our federal electoral system does, and they respond accordingly.
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a political party that had responded in 2024 to “mass deportation” calls by proposing an alternative humane path to citizenship sure would be well-positioned right now huh? theyd probably look really smart and empathetic. would look like the only party who lived in reality and know whats going on
January 27, 2026 at 1:26 PM
a political party that had responded in 2024 to “mass deportation” calls by proposing an alternative humane path to citizenship sure would be well-positioned right now huh? theyd probably look really smart and empathetic. would look like the only party who lived in reality and know whats going on
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My favouritest arches, ranked:
10. The Arch of Constantine, Rome
9. Archduke Franz Ferdinand
8. the matriarchy
7. Sterling Archer
6. Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
5. Archibald Leach
4. Indiana Jones (archaeologist, duh!)
3. the Japanese archipelago
2. archenemies
1. Archbishop Desmond Tutu
10. The Arch of Constantine, Rome
9. Archduke Franz Ferdinand
8. the matriarchy
7. Sterling Archer
6. Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
5. Archibald Leach
4. Indiana Jones (archaeologist, duh!)
3. the Japanese archipelago
2. archenemies
1. Archbishop Desmond Tutu
April 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My favouritest arches, ranked:
10. The Arch of Constantine, Rome
9. Archduke Franz Ferdinand
8. the matriarchy
7. Sterling Archer
6. Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
5. Archibald Leach
4. Indiana Jones (archaeologist, duh!)
3. the Japanese archipelago
2. archenemies
1. Archbishop Desmond Tutu
10. The Arch of Constantine, Rome
9. Archduke Franz Ferdinand
8. the matriarchy
7. Sterling Archer
6. Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
5. Archibald Leach
4. Indiana Jones (archaeologist, duh!)
3. the Japanese archipelago
2. archenemies
1. Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
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ICE shouldn't be allowed to retreat to some safer zone. There is no appropriate place for them. Every ICE employee should be charged with crimes against humanity, same for every member of the Trump administration. Nothing else is good enough. "ICE out" means "out of existence."
January 27, 2026 at 10:02 AM
ICE shouldn't be allowed to retreat to some safer zone. There is no appropriate place for them. Every ICE employee should be charged with crimes against humanity, same for every member of the Trump administration. Nothing else is good enough. "ICE out" means "out of existence."
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this is what they want to do, theyve been saying it for years, they want to murder us in the streets and they think they should get away with it because our beliefs are a threat to their power and wealth
January 25, 2026 at 2:01 PM
this is what they want to do, theyve been saying it for years, they want to murder us in the streets and they think they should get away with it because our beliefs are a threat to their power and wealth
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We could have spent the trillion dollars on the backlogged courts doing immigration hearings.
We could have made entry easier by investing in modern and better ports of entry
We could have used the rest for healthcare for everyone and food for the poor.
We could have had a better place.
We could have made entry easier by investing in modern and better ports of entry
We could have used the rest for healthcare for everyone and food for the poor.
We could have had a better place.
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
We could have spent the trillion dollars on the backlogged courts doing immigration hearings.
We could have made entry easier by investing in modern and better ports of entry
We could have used the rest for healthcare for everyone and food for the poor.
We could have had a better place.
We could have made entry easier by investing in modern and better ports of entry
We could have used the rest for healthcare for everyone and food for the poor.
We could have had a better place.
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Nothing is ever true. There is nothing called “antifa,” CRT never did a thing, nobody anywhere is “trying to make everybody do the transgender”.
It has ALL been confabulation. From the start. Just a fever-dream.
And a third of the people bought it, and a third stayed home and didn’t vote.
It has ALL been confabulation. From the start. Just a fever-dream.
And a third of the people bought it, and a third stayed home and didn’t vote.
January 24, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Nothing is ever true. There is nothing called “antifa,” CRT never did a thing, nobody anywhere is “trying to make everybody do the transgender”.
It has ALL been confabulation. From the start. Just a fever-dream.
And a third of the people bought it, and a third stayed home and didn’t vote.
It has ALL been confabulation. From the start. Just a fever-dream.
And a third of the people bought it, and a third stayed home and didn’t vote.
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theres literally no reason for them to be there, there is no immigration crisis let alone in minnesota. they are there to get revenge on the population for how they’ve voted and the media playing along with this kayfabe bull shit is getting people killed
January 24, 2026 at 11:50 PM
theres literally no reason for them to be there, there is no immigration crisis let alone in minnesota. they are there to get revenge on the population for how they’ve voted and the media playing along with this kayfabe bull shit is getting people killed
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Pretti clearly did not brandish his gun. Which means the government is saying he was killed for legally exercising his right to carry.
It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.
It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.
January 24, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Pretti clearly did not brandish his gun. Which means the government is saying he was killed for legally exercising his right to carry.
It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.
It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.
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do these guys not realize there's a paycheck database with all of their names in it or like what
January 24, 2026 at 8:53 PM
do these guys not realize there's a paycheck database with all of their names in it or like what