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The guy whines about how he doesn't get a Peace Prize for ending some imaginary conflicts that either don't exist or he didn't end and wanted to conquer Greenland because he doesn't understand Mercator projection. He's one of the dumbest loser pieces of shit to ever live.
February 20, 2026 at 12:11 AM
The guy whines about how he doesn't get a Peace Prize for ending some imaginary conflicts that either don't exist or he didn't end and wanted to conquer Greenland because he doesn't understand Mercator projection. He's one of the dumbest loser pieces of shit to ever live.
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"TDS" catching on with the right is insane to me because it was already stupid when they tried it with Bush. Trump is a fat moron toddler who only eats fast food and throws tantrums in the Oval Office every other day and doesn't know anything you'd be deranged to lie about that shit not happening.
February 20, 2026 at 12:09 AM
"TDS" catching on with the right is insane to me because it was already stupid when they tried it with Bush. Trump is a fat moron toddler who only eats fast food and throws tantrums in the Oval Office every other day and doesn't know anything you'd be deranged to lie about that shit not happening.
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He is the most incurious glutton that ever lived. I don’t think he’d pass your average middle school history quiz even if you let him try 50 different ones
He is the most incurious glutton that ever lived. I don’t think he’d pass your average middle school history quiz even if you let him try 50 different ones
February 19, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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He is the most incurious glutton that ever lived. I don’t think he’d pass your average middle school history quiz even if you let him try 50 different ones
He is the most incurious glutton that ever lived. I don’t think he’d pass your average middle school history quiz even if you let him try 50 different ones
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Gonna be so rad when the Supreme Court gets the constitution out of the crisper in three years and discovers this is all illegal if a democrat does it
February 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Gonna be so rad when the Supreme Court gets the constitution out of the crisper in three years and discovers this is all illegal if a democrat does it
I’m at the Board of Peace. I’m at the Donald J Trump Institute of Peace. I’m at the combination Board of Peace Donald J Trump Institute of Peace
February 19, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I’m at the Board of Peace. I’m at the Donald J Trump Institute of Peace. I’m at the combination Board of Peace Donald J Trump Institute of Peace
Diplomatic talks with Iran continue huh? Interesting. What if we had some kind of Plan of Action. Hell even a Joint Comprehensive one, if you will
February 19, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Diplomatic talks with Iran continue huh? Interesting. What if we had some kind of Plan of Action. Hell even a Joint Comprehensive one, if you will
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ballroom, statuary marble bathroom, triumphal arch, and now painted plane. no president has ever had the priorities of the american people so firmly planted in the forefront of his mind. win after win for the common man
February 18, 2026 at 8:03 PM
ballroom, statuary marble bathroom, triumphal arch, and now painted plane. no president has ever had the priorities of the american people so firmly planted in the forefront of his mind. win after win for the common man
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(3) Voting is a right enshrined in the constitution, which would be materially burdened by a novel requirement to show documentation tens of millions of citizens don’t have readily available. Being a masked and anonymous cop is not a constitutional right.
February 16, 2026 at 9:31 PM
(3) Voting is a right enshrined in the constitution, which would be materially burdened by a novel requirement to show documentation tens of millions of citizens don’t have readily available. Being a masked and anonymous cop is not a constitutional right.
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Travel through small-towns in the South and Midwest. White people let their communities die for Walmart and Texas Roadhouse. Only reason these places aren't total ghost towns is because an immigrant opened a nail place or a pho joint or a hair salon or a cervecería.
February 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Travel through small-towns in the South and Midwest. White people let their communities die for Walmart and Texas Roadhouse. Only reason these places aren't total ghost towns is because an immigrant opened a nail place or a pho joint or a hair salon or a cervecería.
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>Small percentage of brown immigrants commit crimes.
"We should beat them in the street and lock them in concentration camps and designate any who sympathize with them as terrorists!"
>Larger percentage of white Americans commit crimes while orgs like the KKK continue to exist.
"🤷🏼♂️."
"We should beat them in the street and lock them in concentration camps and designate any who sympathize with them as terrorists!"
>Larger percentage of white Americans commit crimes while orgs like the KKK continue to exist.
"🤷🏼♂️."
February 16, 2026 at 3:50 PM
>Small percentage of brown immigrants commit crimes.
"We should beat them in the street and lock them in concentration camps and designate any who sympathize with them as terrorists!"
>Larger percentage of white Americans commit crimes while orgs like the KKK continue to exist.
"🤷🏼♂️."
"We should beat them in the street and lock them in concentration camps and designate any who sympathize with them as terrorists!"
>Larger percentage of white Americans commit crimes while orgs like the KKK continue to exist.
"🤷🏼♂️."
The forgotten coal miners in Appalachia have, for 150 years, been clamoring for a sufficiently large and gilded event space in Washington DC
February 16, 2026 at 1:33 PM
The forgotten coal miners in Appalachia have, for 150 years, been clamoring for a sufficiently large and gilded event space in Washington DC
Doubles Luge but it’s two guys 69ing
February 15, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Doubles Luge but it’s two guys 69ing
Okay like, but why tho? What the fuck does it matter where someone is born? Who cares
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS DRAMATICALLY EXPANDING EFFORT TO REVOKE US CITIZENSHIP FOR FOREIGN-BORN AMERICANS AS IT WORKS TO CURB IMMIGRATION - NBC NEWS
February 12, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Okay like, but why tho? What the fuck does it matter where someone is born? Who cares
Everyone is Twelve Now
February 11, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Everyone is Twelve Now
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No appointee of this administration even bothers to create the appearance of doing their job anymore, just openly serving as the president's personal apologist and attack dog. Completely illegitimate government
wow -- Bondi throws a fit in response to Nadler's question about how many of Epstein's co-conspirators, if any, she's investigating, aggressively pointing at him and yelling. The hearing then devolves into chaos and Raskin and Bondi start yelling at each other.
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
No appointee of this administration even bothers to create the appearance of doing their job anymore, just openly serving as the president's personal apologist and attack dog. Completely illegitimate government
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It also remains one of the saddest things about this whole sordid era: Bad enough to have a major party succumb to a demagogue, but it’s a personality cult around a doddering buffoon who is, along every personal, professional, and moral dimension, one of the least admirable humans on earth.
Trumpism is a personality cult. This is bad because the cultists have no loyalty to anything beyond Trump and no principles outside of pleasing Trump. But it also means Trumpism is unlikely to have much force without Trump himself.
House Oversight hearing on ICE opens with the rules:
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
February 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
It also remains one of the saddest things about this whole sordid era: Bad enough to have a major party succumb to a demagogue, but it’s a personality cult around a doddering buffoon who is, along every personal, professional, and moral dimension, one of the least admirable humans on earth.
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hello 911? yea me again…something was on my tv that wasnt tailored specifically to the demographic im in
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
hello 911? yea me again…something was on my tv that wasnt tailored specifically to the demographic im in
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the scale of human suffering that will be unleashed over these four years is going to be up there with the Trail of Tears and other American atrocities
February 10, 2026 at 1:53 AM
the scale of human suffering that will be unleashed over these four years is going to be up there with the Trail of Tears and other American atrocities
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Spanish is an American language. Multiculturalism is an American tradition.
We should start a new American tradition: shunning bigots.
We should start a new American tradition: shunning bigots.
You could open up a salt mine from all these posts. Stay mad.
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Spanish is an American language. Multiculturalism is an American tradition.
We should start a new American tradition: shunning bigots.
We should start a new American tradition: shunning bigots.
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It’s half time, and that means it’s time for one of America’s most enduring and beloved traditions: mediocre white people being unproductively furious at having to notice brown people
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
It’s half time, and that means it’s time for one of America’s most enduring and beloved traditions: mediocre white people being unproductively furious at having to notice brown people
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shoutout to all the maga boomers trying to switch their televisions from nbc to rumble for the Fourth Reich Halftime Show right now, i’m sure you’ll figure it out by thursday
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
shoutout to all the maga boomers trying to switch their televisions from nbc to rumble for the Fourth Reich Halftime Show right now, i’m sure you’ll figure it out by thursday
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as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl it’s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that they’ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl it’s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that they’ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce
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It’s weird how the White House can just blame a “staffer” for the racist post as if just any low level flunky can pretend to be the President of the United States at any random time.
February 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
It’s weird how the White House can just blame a “staffer” for the racist post as if just any low level flunky can pretend to be the President of the United States at any random time.
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This is really crucial in understanding today's right wing: it is an arena in which you can get attention, and become famous, without any skill or insight or knowledge. All you have to do is say outrageous shit.
So it's become a collection bin for all these failed, flailing narcissists.
So it's become a collection bin for all these failed, flailing narcissists.
Learned from the Posting Through It podcast just how many MAGA-era influencers turned to politics after failing at more glamorous pursuits — theater, comedy, fashion, TV, movies, music. Knowles, if I’m not mistaken, had dreams of Broadway.
Michael Knowles and the other Daily Wire chuds play act at being celebrities because it’s the thing they actually crave
February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
This is really crucial in understanding today's right wing: it is an arena in which you can get attention, and become famous, without any skill or insight or knowledge. All you have to do is say outrageous shit.
So it's become a collection bin for all these failed, flailing narcissists.
So it's become a collection bin for all these failed, flailing narcissists.
