The Hell Curve
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Back once again with the ill behavior.
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Mario Odyssey is trash you don't blind a single cyclops.
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Mario Odyssey is trash you don't blind a single cyclops.
An insane thing for King to say when Trump straight up said the shutdown was hurting Republicans and the White House account is tweeting Make America Affordable Again. He’s beyond shook.
This is what bullies want you to think, and it's why they get stronger
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
An insane thing for King to say when Trump straight up said the shutdown was hurting Republicans and the White House account is tweeting Make America Affordable Again. He’s beyond shook.
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HI SANDY
HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL
HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
HI SANDY
HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL
HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL
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Had someone in the office today say Poland was the only country in Europe not falling apart 😀
This is the march the Polish president chose to grace with his presence today.
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Had someone in the office today say Poland was the only country in Europe not falling apart 😀
The funniest part is the shutdown hasn’t ended.
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The funniest part is the shutdown hasn’t ended.
Guy who sounds like a revenant cursed to live again by a particularly cruel necromancer: we need to make America healthy again
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Guy who sounds like a revenant cursed to live again by a particularly cruel necromancer: we need to make America healthy again
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the AI-generated chapter titles for our episodes are making me believe in the power of AI
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
the AI-generated chapter titles for our episodes are making me believe in the power of AI
This 9mm guy finally went mask off after the Musk takeover and made a tweet defending Joseph and Magda Goebbels killing their children.
Chud ideology is a disease that needs to be eradicated.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This 9mm guy finally went mask off after the Musk takeover and made a tweet defending Joseph and Magda Goebbels killing their children.
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Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
Thinking about how mad Musk would be if he found out the higher intelligence magic-focused human race in EverQuest are black people called Erudites who focused on knowledge after being turned away from Humans and Barbarians due to their violent natures.
The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Thinking about how mad Musk would be if he found out the higher intelligence magic-focused human race in EverQuest are black people called Erudites who focused on knowledge after being turned away from Humans and Barbarians due to their violent natures.
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You watch guys like Elon Musk and Donald Trump and you're 100% certain these guys could not get a job. They are too stupid and lazy for any task. The only thing they can do in our system is...be in charge of it. And then you go hmm
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You watch guys like Elon Musk and Donald Trump and you're 100% certain these guys could not get a job. They are too stupid and lazy for any task. The only thing they can do in our system is...be in charge of it. And then you go hmm
Just remembered Musk lowered the price of Twitter Blue because Stephen King made fun of it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Just remembered Musk lowered the price of Twitter Blue because Stephen King made fun of it.
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What has she ever done? Has she ever made the Hyperloop? You did. Has she ever invented self-driving cars? You did that. Has she ever taken humanity to Mars? That is an accomplishment you have pulled off, that she never will.
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What has she ever done? Has she ever made the Hyperloop? You did. Has she ever invented self-driving cars? You did that. Has she ever taken humanity to Mars? That is an accomplishment you have pulled off, that she never will.
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You can tell how much this got to him because his next tweet was to praise a movie lmao
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You can tell how much this got to him because his next tweet was to praise a movie lmao
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it's hack to keep being amazed by this but i am? he's furious at the idea of our system, because he's never looked into it. he's just confused and mad. "so you're saying america can never impose tariffs????" he doesn't have the first clue what congress even is. he's an ape
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
it's hack to keep being amazed by this but i am? he's furious at the idea of our system, because he's never looked into it. he's just confused and mad. "so you're saying america can never impose tariffs????" he doesn't have the first clue what congress even is. he's an ape
"Spectator to his own presidency" doesn't quite cover it.
![Donald J. Trump (the president of the United States of America) posting "WOW!" on Truth Social above a Facebook-level meme reading:
[alarm emoji] #BREAKING: DOGE halts yearly payment of $2.5 million to Barack Obama for "royalties linked to Obamacare."
Obama has collected this payment since 2010, for a total of $40 million in taxpayer dollars.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fyhc2xxlyjlud32ml3tlrxto/bafkreicav2b2aahfer7epyenr2vxkb44iph4zgbighatxfcwnxixekye34@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"Spectator to his own presidency" doesn't quite cover it.
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Thomas Pynchon's appearance on the Simpsons
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Thomas Pynchon's appearance on the Simpsons
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Come to Container Storage on Spaceport in the next 30 minutes if u want an ass kicking
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Come to Container Storage on Spaceport in the next 30 minutes if u want an ass kicking
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What about Thrill Stancil and he does flips and tricks and stunts
February 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
What about Thrill Stancil and he does flips and tricks and stunts
Crime isn’t rising. It’s not only the lowest it’s been in his life it’s the lowest it’s been in his parents’ lives. All the economic complaints he has elsewhere in the piece only have left-wing solutions. He’s a dumb brat.
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Crime isn’t rising. It’s not only the lowest it’s been in his life it’s the lowest it’s been in his parents’ lives. All the economic complaints he has elsewhere in the piece only have left-wing solutions. He’s a dumb brat.
Legit crazy that even after all this time none of these jamokes know how the cry laughing emojis look.
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Legit crazy that even after all this time none of these jamokes know how the cry laughing emojis look.
You ever think what a shame it is Civilization IV is the best game in the series.
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You ever think what a shame it is Civilization IV is the best game in the series.