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The Greens don’t believe providing safe refuge for endangered asylum seekers is an “out-of-control” policy.
Nor do we believe making life more difficult for those in need is the way to unify British society.
Refugees are welcome.
Nor do we believe making life more difficult for those in need is the way to unify British society.
Refugees are welcome.
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The Greens don’t believe providing safe refuge for endangered asylum seekers is an “out-of-control” policy.
Nor do we believe making life more difficult for those in need is the way to unify British society.
Refugees are welcome.
Nor do we believe making life more difficult for those in need is the way to unify British society.
Refugees are welcome.
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Attempting to make a contribution to the weekly staff meeting by scrambling wildly up the curtains like a cat.
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Attempting to make a contribution to the weekly staff meeting by scrambling wildly up the curtains like a cat.
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'Arrival'
(2016)
Dir. Denis Villeneuve
(2016)
Dir. Denis Villeneuve
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
'Arrival'
(2016)
Dir. Denis Villeneuve
(2016)
Dir. Denis Villeneuve
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the chaos of living on a farm 😭🐐
April 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
the chaos of living on a farm 😭🐐
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covering myself in superglue and sprinting through screwfix for my tetsuo the iron man halloween costume
October 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
covering myself in superglue and sprinting through screwfix for my tetsuo the iron man halloween costume
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My cat is so soft, sometimes it’s like man you couldn’t get any softer but he somehow defies softness expectations. He also carries an assortment of knives and daggers.
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My cat is so soft, sometimes it’s like man you couldn’t get any softer but he somehow defies softness expectations. He also carries an assortment of knives and daggers.
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
October 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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Just kill someone at Center Parcs
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Just kill someone at Center Parcs
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Horses are weird. A large dog that's also a car? That doesn't sound right.
May 27, 2023 at 5:31 PM
Horses are weird. A large dog that's also a car? That doesn't sound right.
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![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
2
Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
5
Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
6
Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
7
Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
8
Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
9
Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreicahofq6s4xow7vowj7dx6odw6ejdwr4kwcmzta7qwi4hg2nvywji@jpeg)
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Alexa, are you dead
October 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Alexa, are you dead
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
Watching the end of the Osaka Expo on repeat
I found the full routine, so obviously I had to share. 😅
October 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Watching the end of the Osaka Expo on repeat
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‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’
October 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’
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3 retweets.
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
3 retweets.
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give greta thunberg a gundam
October 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
give greta thunberg a gundam
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if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:
Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT
• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations
• Available on an opt-in basis
• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations
• Available on an opt-in basis
October 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:
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I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
October 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
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The majority of in the closet trans people can't iron their flag because it's hidden in a closet so it's wrinked or it's still folded. It's become common practice not to iron them.
September 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The majority of in the closet trans people can't iron their flag because it's hidden in a closet so it's wrinked or it's still folded. It's become common practice not to iron them.
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Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
↓
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
↓
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
September 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
↓
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
↓
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...