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The internet was a mistake
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Mark in the Severance empty white corridors with a bunch of blue balloons
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Will you be announcing any new games?
The Nintendo Direct logo. The Labour together is suspiciously similar to it
September 27, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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My god you’re on fire here
Podcast script for part 2: “serving the models got cheaper? If you do, I don't know how you possibly put your trousers on every morning without cutting yourself in half.” Ed got their arses
September 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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I’ve looked up the origin of seppo and the result has obliterated me
Dictionary seppo l'sapar | noun (plural seppos or plural seppoes) Australian English informal, often derogatory an American person: did you hear how loud that seppo was on the train? | [as modifier]: Happy Thanksgiving to all our seppo friends. ORIGIN 1980s: abbreviation of septic tank, rhyming slang for Yank.
September 2, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Woman yelling at cat meme, with the cat half removed
July 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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They’ve done a real Jurassic Park? Have they not learnt anything?
Bus stop ad for Jurassic World: The Experience. Many people will die
June 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Matt Hancock fully dressed in white at a corporate party. He looks like a sex tourist Scene from Giri/Haji. Japanese detective in the office on the phone. Caption: [in japanese]: He looks like a fucking sex tourist
June 20, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Still from Giri/Haji. Detective in the office on the phone. Caption: [in japanese]: He looks like a fucking sex tourist.
June 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Hell yeah
June 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Going to a gig in 2025 (meta edition)
April 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Bethnal Green
The face of Luigi Mangione painted on a wall and surrounded by other graffiti
April 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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This is most interesting
Black and white cat loafing on a bed with little plastic hands, finding the video most interesting
March 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Looking longingly at the strong men running world events 🥰
Kawaii guillotine with blushing manga eyes, on a colourful starry background. Text says “feed me, senpai!”
March 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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“What a sad little life, Jane”
February 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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“Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace”
Kier Starmer giving a speech with the caption "There's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom"
February 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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After reading the first paragraph ("I’ve tried to work out why everything digital feels so broken") I said to myself 'wouldn't it be funny to summarise Ed's newsletter using this Apple Intelligence that has been shoved into my devices?'... and the results are SPECTACULAR
The first paragraph of Ed Zitron's newsletter about the state of the digital world. Next to it, Apple Intelligence tried to summarise it but it returns the error "Writing Tools aren't designed to work with this type of content". AI doesn't like to be criticised.
December 16, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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Barcelona cat

Catcelona
Silly ginger cat on a Barcelona street sitting in front of a white wall
November 30, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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Me: Stephen is being silly here, this surely can’t be reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE🔥🔥
Real promo artwork with the three creators/human disappointments holding Prime bottles on a red background and the text ‘created by the creators’. Ugh.
November 9, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Queen Moo deng biting a leg of a non-dengist
October 19, 2024 at 8:37 AM
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The reply 😭
@fuckthemoon: Fly me to the moon Let me kick its fucking ass Let me show it what I learned In my moon jujitsu class @fuckthemoon Wow this blew up. Wish the moon would
October 10, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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Mine keeps pushing warnings about travelling to Spain. Many different articles, every single day. It seems like they have an obsession with/against travelling to Spain. I’ve never read Birmingham Live but Apple News thinks I love it for some reason
Birmingham Live article: “Spain issues rare ‘freak’ warning to UK tourists after ‘intense’ shift”
August 11, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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Evergreen tweet
Screenshot of a tweet by Andrew Shvarts @shvartacus: Twitter is wild because the dumbest people are like “Mayhaps you have slandered me with that ad hominem” and the smartest people are like “my dog is a chonky boi”
July 23, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Kit Kat with one bite on the top of three of the fingers
July 12, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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July 2, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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I’ve never blocked anyone this fast
June 7, 2024 at 12:28 PM