Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier
@thejollycrank.bsky.social
He/Him Equal parts jolly and cranky. I contain multitudes.
Pinned
Inside me are two wolves. Well, actually they are puggles, but they share a common ancestor with wolves so basically the same thing. Anyway, these puggles can snuggle.
Order winter boots from a place called Shoe Carnival and they look like huge human feet with bicycle horns strapped to the bottom.
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Order winter boots from a place called Shoe Carnival and they look like huge human feet with bicycle horns strapped to the bottom.
"I really don't care what you think is or isn't a Christmas movie."
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"I really don't care what you think is or isn't a Christmas movie."
So coded, I read it with a Minasoda accent.
A very Minnesota coded Post-it note at work: The last person please turn off the puck lights over the crop art
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So coded, I read it with a Minasoda accent.
I think the mathematical impossibility of it is the main reason nobody has heard of it before.
Trump claims he's slashing drugs prices by "200 percent, 300 percent, 400 percent, 500 percent, 600 percent, 700 percent, 800 percent. Nobody has ever heard of it before."
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I think the mathematical impossibility of it is the main reason nobody has heard of it before.
I totally support this guy who made the decisions. That guy. The guy under the bus.
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I totally support this guy who made the decisions. That guy. The guy under the bus.
You know why the average life span has increased for people? The main reason is we got better at keeping children from dying of preventable causes. Vaccines and nutrition and shit.
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You know why the average life span has increased for people? The main reason is we got better at keeping children from dying of preventable causes. Vaccines and nutrition and shit.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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They call them “protein bars” because a certain type of adult needs permission to eat a candy bar.
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They call them “protein bars” because a certain type of adult needs permission to eat a candy bar.
I just love a preventative MRI where they don't tell you which body part they're preventively MRI-ing
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I just love a preventative MRI where they don't tell you which body part they're preventively MRI-ing
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It’s wild that we thought the hip new futuristic invention was going to be flying cars when it turned out to be tech industry driven mass unemployment
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It’s wild that we thought the hip new futuristic invention was going to be flying cars when it turned out to be tech industry driven mass unemployment
On my commute to work today I saw an Audi that must have hit the patch of ice at the bottom of a hill. It was half over the curb in a snow bank. I felt bad for the driver, but smug that it was an Audi. I dunno why.
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
On my commute to work today I saw an Audi that must have hit the patch of ice at the bottom of a hill. It was half over the curb in a snow bank. I felt bad for the driver, but smug that it was an Audi. I dunno why.
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The biggest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing white people all racism must be intentional—when, in reality, most of it is not.
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The biggest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing white people all racism must be intentional—when, in reality, most of it is not.
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Just realizing that I’m my cat’s emotional support animal.
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Just realizing that I’m my cat’s emotional support animal.
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
Everett True was a violent man. However...
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Everett True was a violent man. However...
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
Hey, I've only seen it in print, so how would one pronounce USian? Yoo-essian? Yooshian? Oohshian? Uhshian?
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Hey, I've only seen it in print, so how would one pronounce USian? Yoo-essian? Yooshian? Oohshian? Uhshian?
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If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
The wind blew my kayak off its rack outside. That's a 50# kayak. Dang.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The wind blew my kayak off its rack outside. That's a 50# kayak. Dang.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Y'all Alysson Still hasn't hit her goal of being able to pay for her Mom's cremation. Please, please help if you can. There's no one else But us to help pay for it. Repost regardless please! 💜💛
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Donate to Help Cover Thel's Cremation Costs, organized by Alysson Fergison
My name is Alysson. Some of you may know me as Lysa. I'm raising funds to pay for… Alysson Fergison needs your support for Help Cover Thel's Cremation Costs
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November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Y'all Alysson Still hasn't hit her goal of being able to pay for her Mom's cremation. Please, please help if you can. There's no one else But us to help pay for it. Repost regardless please! 💜💛
www.gofundme.com/f/help-cover...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-cover...
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You grow and harvest coffee beans on the other side of the world, ship them over oceans, process and roast them, grind and brew them into a cup of coffee — and you add *flavor* ??!
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You grow and harvest coffee beans on the other side of the world, ship them over oceans, process and roast them, grind and brew them into a cup of coffee — and you add *flavor* ??!
My kid is a scout now and he loves it. I would not have let him join if the old Boy Scouts of America was the current iteration. I am old enough to remember the BSA stood for the grossest possible interpretation of "boy friendly spaces"
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts n.pr/3M48mr2
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. Military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formally known as the Boy Scouts
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My kid is a scout now and he loves it. I would not have let him join if the old Boy Scouts of America was the current iteration. I am old enough to remember the BSA stood for the grossest possible interpretation of "boy friendly spaces"