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@thejollycrank.bsky.social
He/Him Equal parts jolly and cranky. I contain multitudes.
Pinned
Inside me are two wolves. Well, actually they are puggles, but they share a common ancestor with wolves so basically the same thing. Anyway, these puggles can snuggle.
Everett True was a violent man. However...
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Everett True was a violent man. However...
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
Hey, I've only seen it in print, so how would one pronounce USian? Yoo-essian? Yooshian? Oohshian? Uhshian?
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Hey, I've only seen it in print, so how would one pronounce USian? Yoo-essian? Yooshian? Oohshian? Uhshian?
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If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
The wind blew my kayak off its rack outside. That's a 50# kayak. Dang.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The wind blew my kayak off its rack outside. That's a 50# kayak. Dang.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Y'all Alysson Still hasn't hit her goal of being able to pay for her Mom's cremation. Please, please help if you can. There's no one else But us to help pay for it. Repost regardless please! 💜💛
www.gofundme.com/f/help-cover...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-cover...
Donate to Help Cover Thel's Cremation Costs, organized by Alysson Fergison
My name is Alysson. Some of you may know me as Lysa. I'm raising funds to pay for… Alysson Fergison needs your support for Help Cover Thel's Cremation Costs
www.gofundme.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Y'all Alysson Still hasn't hit her goal of being able to pay for her Mom's cremation. Please, please help if you can. There's no one else But us to help pay for it. Repost regardless please! 💜💛
www.gofundme.com/f/help-cover...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-cover...
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You grow and harvest coffee beans on the other side of the world, ship them over oceans, process and roast them, grind and brew them into a cup of coffee — and you add *flavor* ??!
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You grow and harvest coffee beans on the other side of the world, ship them over oceans, process and roast them, grind and brew them into a cup of coffee — and you add *flavor* ??!
My kid is a scout now and he loves it. I would not have let him join if the old Boy Scouts of America was the current iteration. I am old enough to remember the BSA stood for the grossest possible interpretation of "boy friendly spaces"
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts n.pr/3M48mr2
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. Military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formally known as the Boy Scouts
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My kid is a scout now and he loves it. I would not have let him join if the old Boy Scouts of America was the current iteration. I am old enough to remember the BSA stood for the grossest possible interpretation of "boy friendly spaces"
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How do folks forget about Senator Grassley when they’re talking about politicians being too old for their jobs?
🗣️He’s 92 years old!!!
🗣️He’s 92 years old!!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
How do folks forget about Senator Grassley when they’re talking about politicians being too old for their jobs?
🗣️He’s 92 years old!!!
🗣️He’s 92 years old!!!
What if the primary purpose was VRM (Vulgar Roasting Machine) all along
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
What if the primary purpose was VRM (Vulgar Roasting Machine) all along
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this is basic human decency
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
this is basic human decency
Waymo, when a cab is also ACAB
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Waymo, when a cab is also ACAB
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I had to get up for work in the pre-dawn chill but Armando just curled up tighter on himself. I was so jealous of his cozy dog's life in this moment.
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I had to get up for work in the pre-dawn chill but Armando just curled up tighter on himself. I was so jealous of his cozy dog's life in this moment.
Wait, there are Russian speaking areas of Ukraine and that is given as a reason for why they should belong to Russia? Do you know there are areas of the US where Spanish has been spoken since before the USA was a country? Goose, meet gander.
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Wait, there are Russian speaking areas of Ukraine and that is given as a reason for why they should belong to Russia? Do you know there are areas of the US where Spanish has been spoken since before the USA was a country? Goose, meet gander.
But only the insurrectionist and/or sex trafficking ones
WH wants you to know that Trump will pardon turkeys on Tuesday, November 25, 2025, at 2:00 PM ET
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
But only the insurrectionist and/or sex trafficking ones
Just read that federal prison guards are quitting to sign up for ICE and wow, that'll be wonderful.
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Just read that federal prison guards are quitting to sign up for ICE and wow, that'll be wonderful.
What if a white guy filled a movie with gratuitous n words?
No one interrogates the human condition like Tarantino. What if a white guy was cool enough to hang out with a black guy. What if a guy liked the movies. and feet
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
What if a white guy filled a movie with gratuitous n words?
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
I do not understand little kids who go wild when they hear 6-7. Says a guy who cannot not say nice when he hears 69.
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I do not understand little kids who go wild when they hear 6-7. Says a guy who cannot not say nice when he hears 69.
Toxic men have lowered the bar so much that something that should be unremarkable like just being a kind man has become a unicorn.
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Toxic men have lowered the bar so much that something that should be unremarkable like just being a kind man has become a unicorn.
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It is, in fact, a privilege to be able to use alternative means of transportation. Not everyone is physically capable of biking. Not everyone lives somewhere with serviceable public transport, and even if they do, with unchecked disease everywhere, it may not be safe.
Everyone has a risk profile.
Everyone has a risk profile.
—insist on stopping in bright, populated areas.
And maybe, if you are lucky enough to be able to, look into alternative means of transportation.
And maybe, if you are lucky enough to be able to, look into alternative means of transportation.
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It is, in fact, a privilege to be able to use alternative means of transportation. Not everyone is physically capable of biking. Not everyone lives somewhere with serviceable public transport, and even if they do, with unchecked disease everywhere, it may not be safe.
Everyone has a risk profile.
Everyone has a risk profile.