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thejollycrank.bsky.social
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@thejollycrank.bsky.social
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He/Him Equal parts jolly and cranky. I contain multitudes.
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I had to get up for work in the pre-dawn chill but Armando just curled up tighter on himself. I was so jealous of his cozy dog's life in this moment.
Little brown and white dog in a bluish gray sweater all curled up like a dumpling on a bed.
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
A black foldable kayak on the bank of a lake.
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Got an electric hub motor front wheel for my single speed bike and new studded tires. Ready for the winter, baby.
A black bicycle with brand new studded tires.
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
thejollycrank.bsky.social
Sometimes Armando looks like roadkill when he sleeps.
A little brown and white dog asleep in lateral rwcumbency on the floor with front legs stiff
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Apple pie with ice cream and a napping dog. What a nice end to a Monday.
A small brown and white dog in a green sweater sleeping in the lap of his human.
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Even Smokey wants to burn it all down, now.
Firewood being sold, ironically branded as Smokey the Bear firewood.
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
thejollycrank.bsky.social
ThiYs like an album cover of a 90s band that was only big in Britain and you only heard about them cuz you knew a theater kid.
Trump standing at attention at his desk as staffers attend to a man who has collapsed in the background
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Bike shadows appeared when I switched off the light in the garage.
The handle bar of a bicycle bisecting the shadow of a bicycle wheel cast upon the white door of a darkened garage.
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Looks like a squirrel gave this tea light candle from my jack-o'-lantern a try
The metal foil bottom of a tea light candle that has been chewed by a small mouthed animal.
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Artistic squirrels have modified my jack-o'-lantern into that jokey throwing up one.
A jack o lantern on the front stoop of a house. Squirrels have been chewing on it and leaving pumpkin fragments spilling out of the mouth.
November 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Biblically accurate
Jack-o'-lantern with many eyes
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I do have things to do, but I cannot violate the "let sleeping dogs lie" rule.
The head of a brown and white dog, asleep on the knee of a human.
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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I thought my SS tattoo stood for Sylvester Stallone.
Painting of an earnest guy in working clothes standing up to talk in a community meeting
October 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Me, back on my bullshit
A newly hatched chick walking with part if it's shell on it's head looking like a large helmet
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Surprisingly not terrible.
Can of Spam, Korean BBQ flavored
October 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Women definitely like the vehicle. A veritable women magnet.
Picture of a bulldog sitting in a silver pet sidecar attached to a black cruiser bike. The sidecar model is called The Izzy and is sold on Etsy.
October 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Yes
A small brown and white dog getting a tummy rub
October 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I was married, but I am not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle
Car modified to look like a giant turtle.
October 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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We had been blaming squirrels for eating all the food so quickly... Sorry squirrels for the blame, squirrels.
White tail doe eating out of a bird feeder hung on a staff.
October 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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The girlfriend of the founder of Antifa
Promotional poster for the movie Attack of the 50 Foot Woman. She is much larger than 50 feet tall, scantily clad, and picking up cars while straddling an elevated highway.
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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My Neko on a stack of hat boxes. She cannot do a cat in a hat because of copyright.

I also am very sorry for your loss. Peace to you.
Tuxedo cat lounging on a stack of hat boxes
October 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Eating raspberry sorbet but singing about to the tune of that Prince song
A cup of raspberry sorbet
October 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation.
A dead juvenile American robin laid to rest on the flat cap of a large golden mushroom
October 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Got that dog in me. The dog:
Chicago dog in a paper dish, about to be devoured.
October 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Small brown and white dog on his back playing dead. Wait, is he playing?
September 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM