HeyJoe
@thatjoe.bsky.social
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The question is backward. It should be "Why is too much aspirin not taking the president?"
January 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
The question is backward. It should be "Why is too much aspirin not taking the president?"
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not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not
Not the biggest news of the day but I remember this guy getting booed off the stage at the height of the BLM protests and thinking he was cooked for good.
Jacob Frey wins third term as Minneapolis mayor.
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November 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Not the biggest news of the day but I remember this guy getting booed off the stage at the height of the BLM protests and thinking he was cooked for good.
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When given a level playing field, our farmers produce the most abundant food supply in the world.
They shouldn’t be locked out of markets and thrust into chaos because the President decided to tweet.
They shouldn’t be locked out of markets and thrust into chaos because the President decided to tweet.
October 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
When given a level playing field, our farmers produce the most abundant food supply in the world.
They shouldn’t be locked out of markets and thrust into chaos because the President decided to tweet.
They shouldn’t be locked out of markets and thrust into chaos because the President decided to tweet.
Enough to buy a house in Canada
Johns Hopkins professor wins $800,000 ‘Genius’ grant for her research on saving democracy
Johns Hopkins professor wins $800,000 ‘Genius’ grant for her research
Political scientist Hahrie Han has spent decades answering questions about political organizing, collective action and democracy. Her work has earned her one of the country’s most prestigious awards:...
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October 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Enough to buy a house in Canada
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also just feels important to point out that after a whole wave of trans users were suspended for pointing out JK Rowling’s transphobia, now apparently we are suspending Jewish users for pointing out Christian Zionists’ antisemitism
the pattern is, uh
not subtle
the pattern is, uh
not subtle
it is genuinely shocking how much rage @jay.bsky.team and the devs seem to have for their user base. suspending Erin Biba over an old post just because she’s been criticizing you is deeply fucked up. fix this shit.
October 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
also just feels important to point out that after a whole wave of trans users were suspended for pointing out JK Rowling’s transphobia, now apparently we are suspending Jewish users for pointing out Christian Zionists’ antisemitism
the pattern is, uh
not subtle
the pattern is, uh
not subtle
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It makes me happy that he’ll give himself some sort of Kennedy Center award next year and he’ll still feel just as empty the moment he walks off stage as he does every single day.
August 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It makes me happy that he’ll give himself some sort of Kennedy Center award next year and he’ll still feel just as empty the moment he walks off stage as he does every single day.
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Democrats need to ban the word "distraction" from their vocabularies forever.
@taraemcg.bsky.social and me on why the "Epstein is a distraction" impulse reflects deeper problems within the party:
newrepublic.com/article/1983...
@taraemcg.bsky.social and me on why the "Epstein is a distraction" impulse reflects deeper problems within the party:
newrepublic.com/article/1983...
July 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Democrats need to ban the word "distraction" from their vocabularies forever.
@taraemcg.bsky.social and me on why the "Epstein is a distraction" impulse reflects deeper problems within the party:
newrepublic.com/article/1983...
@taraemcg.bsky.social and me on why the "Epstein is a distraction" impulse reflects deeper problems within the party:
newrepublic.com/article/1983...
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Elon Musk's AI tool hasn't gotten the memo on transphobia.
May 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Elon Musk's AI tool hasn't gotten the memo on transphobia.
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Rich tech people who don't create or write code often got extremely lucky early in their careers and attributed it to their superior knowledge and then the tech press who didn't know shit either called them geniuses (they aren't) and now they talk out their ass every opportunity they get
as an aside I am.... fatigued...by CEOs and rich people pretending to be anthropologists, sociologists, and otherwise exceptionally gifted in understanding much of anything, much less why poor rural Americans are prone to electorally self-immolate
April 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Rich tech people who don't create or write code often got extremely lucky early in their careers and attributed it to their superior knowledge and then the tech press who didn't know shit either called them geniuses (they aren't) and now they talk out their ass every opportunity they get
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I am always flabbergasted when Christians say stuff like "America was founded on Judeo-Christian values"
First of all stop trying to co-opt Judaism, that's weird as hell. Second, the founding fathers were deists. Third, read James Madison's Memorial and Remonstrance Against
Religious Assessments
First of all stop trying to co-opt Judaism, that's weird as hell. Second, the founding fathers were deists. Third, read James Madison's Memorial and Remonstrance Against
Religious Assessments
April 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I am always flabbergasted when Christians say stuff like "America was founded on Judeo-Christian values"
First of all stop trying to co-opt Judaism, that's weird as hell. Second, the founding fathers were deists. Third, read James Madison's Memorial and Remonstrance Against
Religious Assessments
First of all stop trying to co-opt Judaism, that's weird as hell. Second, the founding fathers were deists. Third, read James Madison's Memorial and Remonstrance Against
Religious Assessments
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If you ever wondered what you would have done in World War II when Japanese Americans were sent to concentration camps—now you know. It’s what you’re doing now.
April 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If you ever wondered what you would have done in World War II when Japanese Americans were sent to concentration camps—now you know. It’s what you’re doing now.
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My kid's elementary school is like YOU COME FOR OUR KIDS WE COME FOR YOU but go off, gazillion dollar medical school.
Johns Hopkins tells faculty not to ‘intervene’ in potential ICE detainments on campus
Johns Hopkins tells faculty not to “intervene” in ICE detainments
A memo sent by the Office of General Council at Johns Hopkins instructs faculty and staff not to intervene if federal law enforcement detain a community member on campus.
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March 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My kid's elementary school is like YOU COME FOR OUR KIDS WE COME FOR YOU but go off, gazillion dollar medical school.
Arrest him @joshkaulwi.bsky.social. It's your sworn duty.
Elon Musk has committed a blatant felony by offering money for votes in order to help Brad Schimel. This is a chainsaw attack on democracy and the rule of law. Musk should be brought to justice immediately. 🧵
March 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Arrest him @joshkaulwi.bsky.social. It's your sworn duty.
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“We preface everything with an admission that our opponents are right and somehow we’re losing the messaging war. We don’t understand why this isn’t working.”
RFK Jr. is not wrong. We are failing to keep our communities healthy. This message resonates with many.
But I have serious concerns about his ability and expertise to lead such a sweeping overhaul of the HHS workforce. We need accountability, not just rhetoric.
But I have serious concerns about his ability and expertise to lead such a sweeping overhaul of the HHS workforce. We need accountability, not just rhetoric.
March 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“We preface everything with an admission that our opponents are right and somehow we’re losing the messaging war. We don’t understand why this isn’t working.”
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We must face the fact that many leftist protesters harass only Democrats, not because of an error, but because it's the whole point of their political existence. They're not trying to defeat fascism. They're trying to defeat the Democratic Party. They very explicitly WANT fascism to prevail.
March 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
We must face the fact that many leftist protesters harass only Democrats, not because of an error, but because it's the whole point of their political existence. They're not trying to defeat fascism. They're trying to defeat the Democratic Party. They very explicitly WANT fascism to prevail.
Rewatching an episode of The Bob Newhart Show (1972, I saw the original as a kid) and now realizing that M. Emmet Walsh played the neighbor
March 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Rewatching an episode of The Bob Newhart Show (1972, I saw the original as a kid) and now realizing that M. Emmet Walsh played the neighbor
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Deconstruction
Historians will have the simple clarity of referring to Trump's second term as "the Resegregation," since that's the single through-line of it all.
February 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Deconstruction
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While it was covered largely that Hegseth's confirmation needed the VP to break the tie. No D's voted for him. But did you know we have 6 Democrat Senators that have voted Yes on all the others- Rubio, Noem, Bessent and Radcliff? It is important to start keeping track. #Resist #WeNeedLeaders
January 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
While it was covered largely that Hegseth's confirmation needed the VP to break the tie. No D's voted for him. But did you know we have 6 Democrat Senators that have voted Yes on all the others- Rubio, Noem, Bessent and Radcliff? It is important to start keeping track. #Resist #WeNeedLeaders
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One way you know JD Vance is from the suburbs is because in the culture he pretends he came from he would have got his ass beat every day
The Vice President of the United States is trashing some random professor over his imagined IQ score, all while revealing himself to be the sort of dude who reads fundamentalist Catholic homeschooling blogs instead of, say, the Pauline epistles.
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Just google "ordo amoris." Aside from that, the idea that there isn't a hierarchy of obligations violates basic common sense. Does Rory really think his moral duties to his own children are the same as his duties to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away? Does anyone?
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A bizarre take on John 15:12-13 - less Christian and more pagan tribal. We should start worrying when politicians become theologians, assume to speak for Jesus, and tell us in which order to love... x.com/jackp...
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I've said before and I'll say it again: the problem with Rory and people like him is that he has an IQ of 110 and thinks he has an IQ of
130. This false arrogance drives so much elite failure over the last 40 years.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:on5oeywiqx32fh2zau473wz6/bafkreicltyis7dhyq42wasevlwygn6qgyowbznty2ciborvzyjlogkwm2m@jpeg)
January 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
One way you know JD Vance is from the suburbs is because in the culture he pretends he came from he would have got his ass beat every day
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Only a fucking monster would say this as bodies are being recovered.
January 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Only a fucking monster would say this as bodies are being recovered.
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What if The Joe Rogan Of The Left was really the President of Colombia this whole time
January 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What if The Joe Rogan Of The Left was really the President of Colombia this whole time
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Rep. Jeff Jackson, who built a national following on the app, voting to ban the app and then trying to tell people that it wouldn't REALLY get banned, it was just going to get sold, really sold me how fucked the Democratic party is when it comes to strategy.
Own goal after own goal.
Own goal after own goal.
January 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Rep. Jeff Jackson, who built a national following on the app, voting to ban the app and then trying to tell people that it wouldn't REALLY get banned, it was just going to get sold, really sold me how fucked the Democratic party is when it comes to strategy.
Own goal after own goal.
Own goal after own goal.
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Or in language that will make sense to them: turns out you can have all the money in the world and you'll still die with the soul of a beta
January 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Or in language that will make sense to them: turns out you can have all the money in the world and you'll still die with the soul of a beta