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The male equivalent is the hyperbuff everyman, as if civilians could achieve such bodies without juicing
January 11, 2026 at 6:49 PM
"I was just using it for recovery" is what they all say. But he's got the stats to back it up.
January 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I'd like someone to ask Amy Chua, Tiger Mom and Vance's mentor at Yale, what she thinks of his statement. Her students and readers deserve to know who she is.
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
And those weren't smoothies but someone else had to point this out because I was distracted.
January 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Can't risk losing all that tech bro money that they are losing anyway
January 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Reposted by HeyJoe
The question is backward. It should be "Why is too much aspirin not taking the president?"
January 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
The bit about getting buff was gold
December 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Well, they poll test this stuff (yeah, I know) and the pro democracy, anti fascist messaging is usually a loser. I think the party has a hard time knowing what to do with that.
December 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Treating everyone like shit has consequences. Who knew.
December 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Did not have retconned Hazel on my Christmas eve eve bingo card
December 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
His first miracle was that Christmas tree
December 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Original journalism too!
December 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Same. Hard Catholic upbringing and I don't think this was a thing. And for secular Xmas, what is this elf on a shelf nonsense?
December 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This might be the first thing to merit an AI summary.
December 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Readers stepping up when writers aren't up to the task
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Mostly the butt, tho
December 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I remember 70s inflation affecting the public sentiment, not to mention economic policy, long after it was tamed. Maybe that's the way it goes, now with a big boost from opportunistic media.
December 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If it fails, it will be more evidence to Bari that the libs just aren't interested her brand of truth-telling.
December 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If I guessed Douthat do I get half credit?
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
USA Today readers don't get sarcasm
December 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
That was the deal. We all want Dems to bring all the fire to win but when they do it sure feels shitty.
December 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My rep (after redistricting) Robert Garcia is the fighter we need.
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Was pretty sure you were going to say and now we have Mika
December 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Maybe the last two steps were a football action
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Netflix is wasting its money unless it figures out how to drive a wedge between Trump and Ellison.
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM